Epiphora’s Snark Digest
Ahoy! Have you heard about my monthly newsletter, Epiphora’s Snark Digest? Girl, it is the best thing! Each month I recount my latest reviews and posts, plus I inform you about all the goings-on in the sex toy industry and share emails from my “morons” label in Gmail. I even have giveaways for newsletter subscribers only!
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March 2013 – Epiphora’s Snark Digest #5
This month’s reviews include Vice Merchants erotic sheets, The Feminist Porn Book, the G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop, the Jopen Key Comet Wand, and the Mia 2 and Adore Me Pleasure Set. Other posts: the amazing things that happened at CatalystCon, my epic beginner’s guide to sex toy reviewing and blogging, and a question, what should we call sex toys?
In my “stupidest email(s) I got this month” section, I quote a dude who wants to buy up my website and present a bulletpoint list of the puzzling emails I get on a regular basis (web comics! krill oil! male enhancement products! tattoo equipment!).
January 2013 – Epiphora’s Snark Digest #4
This month’s reviews include the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand, LELO Luna Beads Mini, and Fleshlight Flight. Other posts: a giveaway, a post about CatalystCon, a new and gorgeous glass toy company, Ask Piph #4, and my best and worst sex toys of 2012.
In my “stupidest email(s) I got this month” section, I laugh about a potential advertiser who wanted me to change every single affiliate link on my site, and a person peddling aphrodisiac lollipops.
December 2012 — Epiphora’s Snark Digest #3
This month’s reviews include Sliquid lubes, Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Pegging, and the Tantus Splash. Other posts: Jack-off Journal #15, a post about the new colored Crystal Twists, the story of how I came to love penetrative toys, an update to my post on EdenFantasys, and a link to an article mentioning me on Slate.
In my “stupidest email(s) I got this month” section, there’s an angry copyright infringer and someone trying to peddle a deodorizing and tightening stick for my vagina. Just another day.
November 2012 – Epiphora’s Snark Digest #2
This month’s reviews include the LELO Mona 2, WolfHudsonIsBad.com, Sqweel 2, and Leoweenie. Other posts: a look at a “thrusting” toy, despair over reviewing hardships, a friend’s endorsement of the Jollet dildo, and musings on sex toy reviewer office decor.
In my “stupidest email(s) I got this month” section, I expose you to vaginal perfume and some people wanting to send me lip balm.
October 2012 — Epiphora’s Snark Digest #1
This month’s reviews include the James Deen dildos, Minna Ola, njoy Pure plugs, and Penetralia Number 23. Other posts: making fun of a horrific bug-like toy, my yearly blogiversary giveaway, Ask Piph #3, and the 2 weeks of my sex life I lost to Zoloft.
In my “stupidest email(s) I got this month” section, I show off an email for a horrifying product that actually STICKS to your body, and an email from an ambitious high school graduate.