About

E · piph · o · ra [i-pif-er-uh] noun | the repetition of the ends of two or more successive sentences, verses, etc.

Fascinated by gender, in lust with writing, driven by coffee. I type quickly, eat slowly, and watch porn for hours. I dislike the word cunt, greatly prefer cats to children, and always want to be drinking something while I write.

I’m pansexual and a feminist — two of the only labels that really suit me. I am also painfully monogamous and very vanilla. My boyfriend is awesome and doesn’t mind when I lock myself in the bedroom for a long jack-off session.

My reviewing of sex toys began in fall of 2007. I’d flirted with a silver bullet, but it was the Turbo Glider that hooked me. When I read about an opportunity to review sex toys on EdenFantasys, I quickly threw together (okay, okay, I racked my brain making it perfect) a review of the Turbo Glider to send with my application. I was accepted, and the reviewing of toys and addiction to it began.

Since then, I have had the pleasure of working with many companies and experiencing a variety of toy materials: glass, pure silicone, wood. Still on my wishlist: ceramic and granite!

You can learn more about me via my feature, Ask Epi.

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MISCELLANEOUS FACTS

  • I run on coffee (dark roasts please!) with creamer, and mango passionfruit Rockstar Juiced.
  • My favorite all-purpose fonts are Trebuchet MS, Georgia, and Garamond.
  • I’m a sucker for bad TV.
  • My last meal would probably be Panda Express.
  • The sounds of barking dogs and babies crying drives me up the wall.
  • I like having cereal for dessert more than having most traditional desserts.
  • I use dashes far too often in my writing. This is due to my high school journalism teacher, who was obsessed with dashes.
  • Raisins have no place in cinnamon rolls or other pastries. Yet my favorite type of bagel is cinnamon raisin.
  • I hate tomatoes, and generally hate ketchup. But I slather my burgers in ketchup and freak everyone out.