About

E · piph · o · ra [i-pif-er-uh] noun | the repetition of the ends of two or more successive sentences, verses, etc.

Email: hey.epiphora [at] gmail [dot] com

Fascinated by gender, in lust with writing, driven by coffee. I type quickly, eat slowly, and watch porn for hours. I dislike the word cunt, greatly prefer cats to children, and always want to be drinking something while I write.

I’m pansexual and a feminist — two of the only labels that really suit me. I am also painfully monogamous and very vanilla. My boyfriend is awesome and doesn’t mind when I lock myself in the bedroom for a long jack-off session.

My reviewing of sex toys began in fall of 2007. I’d flirted with a silver bullet, but it was the Turbo Glider that hooked me. When I read about an opportunity to review sex toys, I quickly threw together (okay, okay, I racked my brain making it perfect) a review of the Turbo Glider to send with my application. I was accepted, and the reviewing of toys and addiction to it began.

Since then, I have had the pleasure of working with many companies and experiencing a variety of toy materials: glass, aluminum, pure silicone, stainless steel, wood, ceramic. Still on my wishlist: granite!

My top sex toys of all time include the Eroscillator, Pure Wand, Seduction, Wahl, Maverick, Jollet, Romp, Gold ribbed love wand, and Luna Beads. But I’m always on the hunt for new favorites.

You can learn more about me via my feature, Ask Piph.

CONTACT ME

Would you like me to review a product on this here blog? Want to know my opinion on porn, feminism, black coffee, etc? Have suggestions for how I can make this blog even more awesome? Shoot me an email; I would be delighted to hear from you: hey.epiphora [at] gmail [dot] com.

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MISCELLANEOUS FACTS

  • I run on coffee (dark roasts please!) with creamer, and mango passionfruit Rockstar Juiced.
  • My favorite all-purpose fonts are Trebuchet MS, Georgia, and Garamond.
  • I’m a sucker for bad TV.
  • My last meal would probably be Panda Express.
  • The sounds of barking dogs and babies crying drives me up the wall.
  • I like having cereal for dessert more than having most traditional desserts.
  • I use dashes far too often in my writing. This is due to one of my high school teachers, who was obsessed with dashes.
  • Raisins have no place in cinnamon rolls or other pastries. Yet my favorite type of bagel is cinnamon raisin.