Nov 272013
 

I’m not a big Black Friday person. I like deals, but despise having to make any sort of effort to acquire them. That’s why sex toy Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales are the best. They almost never require you to change out of your pajamas.

So far I have deals from GoodVibesBabeland, LELO, SheVibe, Tantus, Sexcuse Moi, Lovehoney, Fleshlight, Early to Bed, JimmyjanePinkCherryStockroom, Aneros, and BetterSex, plus porn-tastic sales from Crash Pad Series and Pucker Up. I even have some special coupons you won’t find anywhere but here.

I will be continually updating this post as more sales pop up, so use that refresh button!

My favorite deals (toy name links to my review):

GoodVibes

25% off sitewide at GoodVibes!

25% off sitewide at GoodVibes (plus four free gifts — hint: they include lube) through December 2nd. Prices change once added to your cart. Almost all the stuff on my favorites page is on sale, so get something from Vixen (I love Mustang, Buck, and Maverick), a Pure Plug, Eroscillator Top 2 DeluxeNobEssence Romp, njoy Pure Wand, Vibratex Mystic Wand, We-Vibe TangoMagic Wand Original, Tenga Iroha, Siren, Minna Ola, and/or Joque. Even the brand new Minna Limon and We-Vibe 4 are included!

Cyber Week at GoodVibes!

That sale is over, but GoodVibes is now doing a Cyber WEEK sale, with 10-25% off purchase depending on how much you buy (plus four free gifts with $50 purchase) through December 5th.

LELO

20% off in LELO's Black Friday sale!

Get 20% off and free shipping (EVEN ON INTERNATIONAL ORDERS!) at LELO with code PIPH20. This code will take effect on Thursday the 28th at 11 am PST and end on Monday, December 2nd at 11:59pm PST.

Do you have a clitoris? You need the Mona 2 (here’s why). I also love the Luna Beads (review here), Mia (review here), Ella (first toy I squired with, yo), and Siri (review here).

Sexcuse Moi

20% off njoy toys at Sexcuse Moi with code EPIPHORA

I worked with the lovely folks at Sexcuse Moi to craft this deal just for you, which begins at 12:01 a.m. on Black Friday and ends at midnight on Cyber Monday (across all time zones). Get 20% off all njoy toys at Sexcuse Moi with code EPIPHORA. So get the motherfucking Pure Wand (my review), dude. Or a motherfucking Pure Plug (my review).

Or, if you’d prefer, get 10% off sitewide during this time with code GETLUCKY.

Babeland

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Cyber Monday at Babeland means 20% off orders over $50 plus free ground shipping! Use code CYBER13.

PinkCherry

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PinkCherry’s Cyber Monday sale is pretty extensive. Use coupon code CYBER for an additional 25% off everything. Everything from njoy is on sale, and 25% off on top of that makes for some SICK deals. There are great prices on LELO and Tantus stuff, too.

SheVibe

SheVibe Cyber Monday blow-out!

SheVibe has a huge clearance sale here starting now and running through Monday the 2nd — 30%+ off. I spy the Je Joue MiMiMinna Ola, and Tantus O2 Revolution.

SheVibe also just launched their month-long December deals, which includes 25% off select Fucking Sculptures, discounts on select Fun Factory, 20% off Vanity by Jopen, 15% off EGO by Jopen, and a free travel case with purchase of the Revel Body.

Tantus

25% off all closeout toys at Tantus!

Tantus has 25% off all their already-discounted closeout toys through the end of December. Use promo code WINTERWONDERLAND at checkout.

Tantus also has an amazing Grab Bag section, where you can get highly-discounted toys in surprise (and unique!) colors.

Early to Bed

Early to Bed's Cyber Monday sale, 15% off everything

Everything* at Early to Bed will be 15% off on Monday. GET READY.

* with the exception of LELO toys, the Magic Wand, and gift certificates.

Jimmyjane

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20% off at Jimmyjane with code THANKS13 through Tuesday, December 3rd at midnight PST. Jimmyjane doesn’t make much that I like… their Form 4 is okay. But their candles are delicious, and they sell toys from other brands on their site that are better, such as the njoy Pure Plug, Liberator Wedge, and Standard Glass dildo.

Fleshlight

Now through midnight on Monday night, Fleshlight is offering 25% off Fleshlight brand products (read about how my boyfriend looooves his Fleshlight) and up to 35% off select value packs, plus free shipping with orders over $100, free Mr. Limpy with orders over $125, and a free sleeve with orders over $150.

PuckerUp.com store

40% off DVDs and 10% off njoy at Pucker Up

Support a feminist, queer-owned small business by shopping at Tristan Taormino’s Pucker Up store. Now through Cyber Monday, every DVD at Pucker Up is 40% off with coupon code EPIPHORA. Need an Expert Guide on Female Ejaculation, Pegging, Anal Sex, or G-Spots? All are 40% off! Want to see some rough sex at a discount? DONE. Missing a volume of the epic Chemistry series? Yep, 40% off. The coupon will even give you a sweet discount on The Feminist Porn Book (my review) and The Big Book of Sex Toys (my review)! You can request an autograph on the books and DVDs, just put your request in the comments when you order. 

That’s not all! Pucker Up has some awesome gift sets of DVDs, books, and toys, and if you order them this weekend with coupon code EPIPHORA you will get 10% off them! njoy toys are also 10% off with this code, so get a Pure Plug (my review) or go for a Pure Wand (my review).

Crash Pad Series

24% off Crash Pad Series

On Cyber Monday (December 3rd), Pink & White Productions will launch a 24-hour sale for 24% off the first month of any level membership to its queer porn site CrashPadSeries.com. Based on the cult classic The Crash Pad, CrashPadSeries.com is a one-of-a-kind membership site, and a virtual hotbed of queer sexuality. Use code 701 to take 24% off your first month membership — at any level!

Lovehoney.com

Lovehoney's Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale

Get up to 75% off in the Lovehoney Black Friday and Cyber Monday Sale, plus free shipping! Prices have been slashed on toys, lingerie, and more. The We-Vibe Tango is $50 and the LELO Mia is $55. Sale ends Friday, November 29th.

Stockroom

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Up to 75% off select toys and gear at Stockroom through Monday. If you want BDSM equipment, this is the place to be. Get 20% off sitewide on Monday with code CYBER5.

Aneros

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40% off select products at Aneros. Ends Monday night.

BetterSex

25% off one item at BetterSex with checkout code AFF25. Black Friday only.

  • Lin

    Just wanted to drop a note for Australian/overseas peeps: the free shipping on the LELO offer includes Australia too, and as far as I could tell other overseas locations. It’s definitely worth a shot. I was waiting for a really good sale to pick up the Mona 2, and this is the one — with code it’s $135, $0 shipping (express!), and as far as I can tell, Australian-specific plugs.

    do eet!

  • Lin

    Oops, I’ve been remiss. Thanks, Piph. <3

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    What do you mean? Is there a shipping cost?

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Ooooh, thank you for pointing that out! That’s really awesome!

  • S

    So it looks like the best place to pick up a Stronic Eins is either BetterSex or Early 2 Bed? Not sure if it’ll be excluded from the sales because it seems like it always is. :/

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Yes, Fun Factory is strict about the Stronics and sales on them. So I imagine you’re right. Although I don’t yet know what GoodVibes is doing…

  • http://www.theclassicmodels.com/ Cheng Tien

    Nice list of cyber sales,..I see lots of stuff from that new sex toy, I want to use it for some escort service…

  • mrsara

    Not entirely relevant, but I just tried to order something from the Tantus store, thinking that even with international shipping costs it wouldn’t come to too much and since it is unavailable to buy here it was worth a little splashing out.

    Oh, how wrong could I be. When I put in my country and post code (UK) it worked out the shipping cost as $4,603.14.

    FOUR THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND THREE DOLLARS!? What in the actual hell is going on here! Is this for real?? I almost had a stroke at the keyboard.

  • leia

    Seems like you need to make an American friend to ship things to you…

  • Lin

    Yeaaaaah, the shipping does that. I have no idea why, but US stores that use international checkout end up with astronomical shipping estimates. You can get some/most Tantus in the UK with free shipping from Lovehoney UK. :) Not the same, I know, but hopefully you can get some of what you wanted.

  • http://that-virgin-who-cant-drive.tumblr.com/ That Virgin Who Can’t Drive

    Sex toys have become my number 1 reason to bemoan Black Friday because I never have enough money to play with and the deals! The deals! The Tantus sale is seriously killing me right now.

    The most I could splurge was $50 for the We-Vibe Tango, which I got on Amazon because I wanted the blue and it has sadly disappeared (along with the teal Touch) from most online shops, including She-Vibe. :(

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Yeah, those colors have been discontinued.

  • Wicked Wahine

    OMG! THANK YOU, EPIPHORA!!! I am indeed without my pants, lounging in bed with cats and reading erotica, debating if I even want to shower, haha. Then I just happened to check my email and saw you added some new codes.! I scared the poor puddy cats with my excited hootin’ & hollerin’, grabbing that Pure Wand for $66 from Pink Cherry! I can finally try it and will be sure to shout your name if I manage to squirt…OK, that’s too creepy…but I will definitely come tell you about it and thank you for the recommendation and the code, how about that? Less creepy? Good! –Wicked Wahine

  • http://that-virgin-who-cant-drive.tumblr.com/ That Virgin Who Can’t Drive

    That makes me so, so sad.

    And by “so, so sad”, I mean a scowling, pink-hating little piss-ant.

  • http://that-virgin-who-cant-drive.tumblr.com/ That Virgin Who Can’t Drive

    If it makes you feel less creepy, after I squirted the first time, I wrote Piph a long, enthused e-mail thanking her for recommending the Vixen Mustang.

    … I had to tell SOMEONE who would understand!

  • http://that-virgin-who-cant-drive.tumblr.com/ That Virgin Who Can’t Drive

    Ack, the ruby is gone too! *flails in impotent rage*

  • Wicked Wahine

    It DOES make me feel better and thank you for telling me that! I squirted recently, two different times, but have no idea how I did it and never knew it happened until after. So, I have my Throes (I learned really quickly,, gotta have a Throe!) and I’ll have my longed for Pure Wand…much magic better ensue, lol!

    She is the one who made me reconsider getting it because the first time I saw one was in use in a clip on Smitten Kitten and let me admit, it scared me cos it looked harsh, clinical and painful! I couldn’t get that silly notion out of my mind, but Piph’s take on almost everything I can think of has been spot on, so I have leaned to rely on her.

  • Kathryn Hough

    Great list. Thanks for sharing!

  • http://that-virgin-who-cant-drive.tumblr.com/ That Virgin Who Can’t Drive

    Haha, I’ve bought seven things based on Piph’s reviews and haven’t regretted any of them, so she’s definitely my go-to.

    The Pure Wand is so, so good. It is a bit heavy so it took me a little time and finesse to learn how to thrust with it, but once I got it down… holy metal parentheses did it work.

    I definitely need to get a Throe. The Pure Wand makes me squirt like crazy and I don’t feel like constantly washing sheets/towels, so I’ve taken to using it in my empty bathtub and I’m always paranoid that when I come, I’m going to drop the thing and put a crack in my tub.

  • http://wwhatsarahsaidd.tumblr.com/ Sarah

    Ahhhhhhh thank you so much!!! Can’t wait for my new MONA 2 and COMET G WAND to get here!!! Merry (early) Christmas to me!! :D

  • Stabbin Robots

    Pants are so overrated.
    DAMN YOU, CHRISTMAS SHOPPING! I wish I could’ve bought myself a Comet G Wand, instead of some thoughtful gift for a loved one (I’m not being sarcastic, I’m feeling super greedy looking at those sales)

  • CL

    So glad I jumped on the Pure Wand yesterday – thanks!

  • http://quinkygirl.blogspot.com/ quinkygirl

    If you’re a real gusher, don’t waste money on a Throe. It isn’t absorbant — cum pools and splashes/ spills on surfaces/floors. NOT good. :(

  • http://quinkygirl.blogspot.com/ quinkygirl

    Mattress pads for the top of your sheets are a great way to go. They are bleachable and VERY absorbant.

  • Tristan Robin

    Is anyone else having problems with ordering the Comet G Wand? I put in the promotion code, and shipping is free, but the total for the one toy is coming out to $53.99, not $30. :( I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong…

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Were you trying to order the blue one? For some reason that one is not as discounted to begin with.

  • Tristan Robin

    Oh, yes it was the blue one. I didn’t even think to look at the other colors. Strange that they’re different prices… Thanks for the help!

  • http://www.naughtynuala.com nuala macmoragh

    Wow, imagine–all of us reading your blog apparently are not wearing pants.

    Awesome! I replaced my Eroscillator because I wore out the speed controller on it over 3 or 4 years of heavy use. It still works but the low setting is hard to find–it’s either on medium or high, and I like the low setting quite a lot. Now I can feel secure knowing I have a spare. Also got vampire gloves from Stockroom, lots of bondage tape (at under $2 a roll!) and did some kinky holiday shopping. The $30 G-key was really hard to pass up but I already have one, and I probably won’t ever wear it out.

    Piph, you totally need to get your sexy ass onto FetLife. I’ve been sending my kinky peeps over to you, and especially for this sale. I bet you could have your own dildo group! I would add your hands to my fetish list, and if that sounds creepy, it was meant that way.

  • Anon

    PinkCherry not only ran out of stock on the Pure Wand — they sold more than they had stock. Got an email where they only offered a refund or an option to use that $66 on something else … no offer to honor the original price when more came in. Lame.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    That’s fucked up. I’m really sorry.

  • skookum

    Thank you for mentioning PinkCherry, Piph! I’m in Canada and generally resigned to these sales being limited to American-based companies. But I thought hey, let’s see if the PinkCherry code works on the PinkCherry.ca site too, and guess what? IT DID. Now a ridiculously discounted Comet G Wand is on its way to me. I am thrilled beyond words. Thank you thank you thank you!!!