Jan 072013
 

Update: You can now find Fucking Sculptures at SheVibe!

These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a lot. Fucking Sculptures is a brand new (seriously, their launch party was on December 23 and included glassblowing, burlesque, and pizza — why wasn’t I there?!) glass dildo company based in Berkeley, California.

G-Spoon, Corkscrew, Two-Cumber, Hooded Nun

Their dildos are called G-SpoonCorkscrewTwo-CumberHooded Nun, and Bedpost, and lo! They are not rip-offs of toys that have come before! Believe it, my friends!

Like the Candy-Colored Glass Dildo, these are handcrafted and made of soda lime glass (not borosilicate). The colors are muted, which works well for the lovely shapes they’ve chosen. I’m pretty sure I need the G-Spoon in me. This instant. And the Corkscrew looks like a scorpion tail — but I kind of want it too.

We always need more handmade glass dildos in the world to counter the mass-produced, blister pack sadness of the glass put forth by companies like Doc Johnson and PipedreamCrystal Delights, Simply Blown, and others are trying, but there’s always room for more, so I’m glad to welcome Fucking Sculptures into the fold. Fucking sculptures and pizza for all!

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  • wrenna

    These look completely awesome. Thank you for the head’s up!

  • http://www.kiraskink.com/ Kira

    “Fucking Sculptures are individually made pieces of fine, fucking art.”

    LOVE it.

    I’m all over the G-spoon and the Bedpost.

  • http://www.pennysdirtythoughts.com/ Penny

    These look awesome; thanks for sharing!
    xxPenny

  • Emily

    actually, it is the same as pyrex. pyrex stopped making their products from borosilicate glass in the 90s and has been made from soda lime glass ever since (http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2012/09/13/pyrex-glass-isnt-as-shatterproof-as-it-once-was-report-finds/#.UOtrRbYmT0k).

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I didn’t know that! I guess I mean borosilicate glass, then. Because many glass dildos can be safely boiled.

  • NymphetamineKiss

    These are beautiful, and I also love the ballsiness they’re showing on the naming front. More of that please, sex toy world!

  • Sandra

    I will be calling them tomorrow. Viva la Fucking Sculptures!

  • t.

    *drool*

  • Destiny Cat

    Piph you bring much beauty into my life

  • Destiny Cat

    Also have you seen the replacement guarantee? niiice

  • Sarah @ Marvelous-Darling.com

    I’m actually drooling. And I can’t help but here Jeff Bridges’ voice circa The Big Lebowski saying their name.

  • Sarah @ Marvelous-Darling.com

    Here? No. Hear*. I should be slapped. Or spanked. I’m open to that too.

  • http://twitter.com/beck42069 beck

    My god! Those are beautiful. I need one.

  • Pixel

    Oh, damn! Those are freaking gorgeous and unique…I need all of them, plz thnx, but especially the G-Spoon.

  • J. Clark

    Oh I love all of these!! How beautiful and unique! And I can imagine they would all feel wonderful too!

  • nuala macmoragh

    Hey–Fucking Sculptures peoples. Send Epiphora one of each of your dildos so she can review them and then I’ll buy based on her comments I bet lots of people will! It’s called a win/win for everyone! Pleeeze!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I endorse this comment.

  • nuala macmoragh

    I think the key thing is that it’s tempered. And I just follow directions sent with the item because while the glass may be fine to boil, I think Crystal Delights cautions against boiling because of the decorative crystal or medallion on the end.

  • http://twitter.com/CarynSKA Yersinia Pestis

    They all look so gorgeous! I can’t tell you how tired I am of clear glass dildos. They’re pretty and all, but where’s the variety? Here, here’s the variety! Yay!

  • http://rollinthehay.blogspot.com/ rollinginthehay

    Wow. Just Wow. Those are freaking gorgeous. I want one. Or two. Or all.