Aug 212012
 

So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new toys yesterday, I knew my next mission: get one into the hands of one of my readers, STAT. I could not just announce the existence of these dildos without giving one away. Thank goodness Searah of Early to Bed, who emailed to alert me of this development, was totally on board. She’s a boss.

For years, I’ve been complaining — and people have been complaining to me — that Vixen’s VixSkin dildos only come in skin tones (the one exception being Raquel). And you know how I personally feel about neon colors and Vixen’s dual-density VixSkin material. WELL HERE THEY ARE, COMBINED INTO AN EXPLOSION OF AWESOMENESS.

Vixen Creations has just launched three new color options for two of their dildos, the Maverick and Mustang, which JUST HAPPEN TO BE my favorite VixSkin dildos in existence. The colors are called Fluor-a-Pink, Tie-Bright, and Fluor-a-Green, and apparently the pink and green glow under black lights, for all your dildo-at-a-rave needs. All the dildos have a beautiful white pearlescent base.

The winner of this giveaway will get the dildo of their choice — Mustang or Maverick — in the color of their choice. You cannot, and should not, resist this opportunity. Enter using the Rafflecopter widget below. Winner must be over 18 and live in the U.S. Winner will be chosen randomly.

Important! You need not enter with your real name, nor are you required to login via Facebook. Just click “use your email” to get started. You can only tweet for an entry once, so come back and submit the entry later if you don’t want to tweet right now.

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a Rafflecopter giveaway

This giveaway ends on September 5th, 2012 at 11:59 p.m. EST.

Thank you thank you THANK YOU to Early to Bed for providing this prize!
Give them some motherfucking LOVE for this!

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  • Sada

    HOLY FUCK I AM IN LOVE DOES THIS COUNT AS A PROPER COMMENT??
    (Also I messed up the “blog about it” entry but can’t change it, so ignore that okay?)

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    YES IT DOES; I UNDERSTAND NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO FORM PROPER SENTENCES IN THE WAKE OF THIS NEWS

  • wordscanbesexy

    I think my eyes may bleed from the sheer awesomeness of these ♥

  • Pixel

    Oh dear gods! These may be some of the most obnoxiously loud and fabulous dildos I’ve ever seen. So much flailing right now. So much.

  • Penny

    The multicolored ones remind me of rainbow sherbet…of course I want one!

  • Sugarcunt

    OH MY GOD YOU WEREN’T KIDDING
    ASD;LKFJSADKLJ. THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. I WANT ALL THE COLORS.

  • Tamara

    Those colors are FANTASTIC.

  • Incendiaire

    These look amazing; I love colourful dildos and squishy ones too!

  • LOLMERRILL

    UMM. LIME GREEEEEEEN???????????????????? YESPLEASEKTHANKXBYE.

  • Kira

    OMFG!!!!!!! I NEED THIS, LIKE, YESTERDAY!!!!! *DIES*

    (also your thing won’t let me login with Twitter…?)

  • Artemisia Absinthium

    OMGOMGOMG THIS IS AMAZING! I have always been sad that non-skin-tone Vixskin was not more of a thing. IT’S A DREAM COME TRUE!

  • Marcus

    I’d love to add either in bright green to my collection! So cool, thanks for the contest!

  • Dyryn

    HOLY CRAP, THAT TIE-DYE COCK IS MAGNIFICENT!

  • nell

    Wow, amazing!

  • Sexy

    Holy Crap these are awesome! Love the idea of the Glow-in-the-dark cock at a rave!

  • amk

    TIE DYE. TIE DYE. I am in desperate need of a new dildo anyway, and yes, please!

  • Sanguisette

    Oh sweet gods, they look delicious. I lust after that tie-dye one. =O

  • Juliettia

    AAAAHHHHHH!!!! THE LIME! I MUST HAVE

  • teuk

    omg! i’ve been really wanting to try a dual density cock but loathe the “flesh” colors. eeeek. i get all skeeved out just thinking about it. so that is how awesome these are!

  • Moonlit_Night

    That is just fabulous. Realistic flesh-coloured toys always looked way too much like they got chopped off actual people. I’d rather my toys looked like toys!

  • maggiemunkee

    i might be the only really dumb one here, but i’m already on your mailing list. i tried to subscribe again but it won’t let me. i r compewturr dumm.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Oh, no need to re-subscribe. Just hit the “Enter” button on that one and go on your way.

  • K

    These are just gorgeous! Thanks for hosting the giveaway :)

  • Adyrah

    I’m so excited they finally came out with different colors. These are amazing! I must have the green one!

  • Tabberwok

    HOLY DICKS I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE TIE DYE COLOR

  • Gin Lee

    HNNNNG, THE TIEDYE ONES! <3

  • Alzire

    So supporting colour ideas like this. The Tie Dye is awesome!

  • L

    holy shit. I want

  • Amanda B

    The tie dye is fucking brilliant. Haha, pun? But wow. Just..mmm :)

  • Shamalama

    Freaking tie-dye amazingness!!!

  • blue vodka lemonade

    The neon pink can be friends with my neon orange Echo and neon green Ryder and they will have exciting adventures together and blind me every time I open the Bag of Holding (Dicks.) These adventures will rival those of the Fellowship of the Ring, and also Gandhi.

  • Britta

    I seriously want one of those. I don’t care what color it is. I’ve wanted to try the vixSkin since I first read your review on it!

  • anonnn

    ugh i wish

  • Dolly

    My two favorite Vixskin toys! The green one is GORGEOUS…

  • reaction

    This is my first contest, I’m super excited.

  • Yummybite

    I want this!

  • Frank

    This looks fabulous, thank you for the opportunity!

  • Aaron

    FANTABULOUSSSSS

  • mylifepartdos

    I kind of need the green Mustang. No really. I do.

  • Channelle

    WHAT IS AIR! 8O
    Look like acid trip dildos! :D

  • Chemicalpink

    SO AWESOME

  • lovingslut

    wow. just, wow. I’m at least happy to know if I don’t win, that Early to Bed is in my neck of the woods and easy to got obtain one… but gawd I hope I win!!!

  • J

    Too bad it’s only for the US :( time for some Canadian giveaway’s!!!

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I try to open my giveaways to the world whenever I can, but that is not always possible. Sorry.

  • Nikk

    Ahhhh, ahhhh those look AMAZING.

  • lia

    I am so excited! I’ve been wanting non-realistic vixskin cocks for a long time.

  • dollface34

    yay yay yay.. wait.. DAMN BEING BRITISH

  • Kim A.

    Wowwwwwww! I love colors!

  • SB

    Colors are amazing

  • Penny Piquant

    I think I need a Fluor-a-Green Maverick! Glow in the dark strap-on, ftw.

  • Sex Toy Geek

    I’ve never tired any Vixskin! It’d be awesome if my first one was fuckin Tyedye

  • newlyinclined

    These dildos look absolutely amazing!! So bright and pretty!

  • Evelark

    Glorious tie-dye! I was already toying with the idea of buying the Mustang, but now I REALLY need it!

  • http://ashrussell.com ash

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE OOOOOOOOOOMG. i’ve never pulled the trigger on a vixskin bc i don’t like the colors and for that price i want to love everything about a toy and now i can! (well, if i don’t win… which i should… can’t you rig these things with points for friendship?!)

  • Nikki

    Oh my gosh. The tie-dye one… I MUST HAVE IT.

  • Amelia Blakeman

    Yes!! Neon vixskin!!

  • Elizabeth

    I don’t even care if I win this one. Okay, I care, but somebody in the world will soon fuck or be fucked with a day-glow VixSkin cock THAT IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW.

  • Elizabeth

    This is my favorite and makes me vividly imagine a D&D campaign for dildo PCs.

  • Amarylis

    MAVVERRRIIICKKK <3 love

  • Elizabeth

    Strictly speaking, they’re not glow in the dark, they glow under blacklights. If you get one of these expecting a glow-in-the-dark cock you’ll be disappointed (and have to go buy some glow-in-the-dark condoms.)

  • DolceVita

    Omg, these are beyond awesome! I have been coveting a vixskin dildo since I read your review of them! And now, the neon?! IN LOVE!

  • Kate

    OMG THAT GREEN. I love it!

  • M.

    THEY ARE PRETTY AMAZING. I am all over that tie dye one, good heavens.

  • Tom

    I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a dildo so much in my entire life. Also, the “dildo-at-a-rave” comment is giving me terrible terrible ideas…

  • http://www.facebook.com/bzzingbee Bzzing Bee

    OMG, this post just made my day,. I’ve been wanting a Mustang…but now I NEED one!!!! Neon green!!

  • http://elspethdemina.wordpress.com/ Elspeth Demina

    I said it before, and I’ll say it again: holyfuckballsyesomgwtfbbqeleventyone! Also, ecto-green squooshycock? Duh!

  • Beth

    oh man, i’m drooling over that tie-dye…

  • sugaredsilk

    SO AMAZING THAT I OPENED A TUMBLR ACCOUNT TO SHARE THE AMAZINGNESS. That is how amazing these are.

  • Luna Bear

    Love them all!

  • Guest

    I’m looking to start my adventures in strapping on and I’ve been despairing of ever discovering something that isn’t boringly, creepily flesh-toned! Eye-killingly neon is much more my speed. ^_^

  • PanTransMan

    Oh my gosh, I would DIE for that tie-dye one.

  • http://twitter.com/psychopomposity Psychopomp

    I’m looking to start my adventures in dildo-experimentation and I’ve been despairing of ever discovering something that isn’t boringly, creepily flesh-toned! Eye-killingly neon is much more my speed. ^_^

  • Caitlin

    I can’t even decide which color I like best, I would be so torn if I won!

  • Mel

    This is awesome!

  • kehodge

    Dual density highlighters for my vagina. What else is there to say?

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  • smokebelly

    i’m a huge Vixen Creations fan and these are amazing!!

  • Seaward

    These look brilliant. I want the green one!

  • Hemera

    I love the orange in the Tie-Bright

  • http://www.facebook.com/joyce.clark.796 Joyce Clark

    Ooooh! So very groovy are these new colors!!!!!

  • L.O.

    I have a glittery clear one from VixSkin so clearly I need a neon one. I absolutely love their textures as well and I totally agree with you about Fun Factory’s textures. So glad to see VixSkin is doing funky colours!

  • Kit

    I’d love to try out the Maverick; I love the Mustang that I have. :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrea.r.gerson Andrea Rafaella Gerson

    These are all amazing! I can’t decide which color I like best, so I think I would go for the tie dyed one.

  • Sarah P

    These look damn fantastic!

  • Dirty South

    I want to get a green one and a pink one, and bind them together on a chain like nunchucks, and take them to a rave. Sensuality, style, and self-defense.

  • RM

    Have I ever needed anything as much as I need this?!?!?!

  • Trix

    {pant, pant, pant, wipes drool off the keyboard} Oh, WOW, this is the first good news I’ve had in days. :-) I’ve been craving a Mustang for so damn long, but choosing between skin-tone colors not only feels a little racist, it’s also creepy (“now, whose disembodied cock do I REALLY want?”). But the neon and tie-dye are just beautiful, turning the dildos into the fun instruments of pleasure they SO are. Yay! (BTW, I recommended your blog the other day during an erotica-reader chat to someone who was contemplating her first sex-toy buying adventure. No points for that, I’m sure, but I thought you’d be pleased.)

  • K. Piet

    Posted up a blog post that will drop next Wednesday. I thought promoing this giveaway would be fitting for the last hump day of the month. ^_-

    These dildos are so fucking cool! I’m a huge fan of green, and I’m telling you right now, if I manage to win this thing, I’m snagging that green dildo pronto! XD I’ve had both the Maverick and Mustang on my wish list for ages, but with finances tight, there’s no wiggle room for a little fun… well… wiggling!

    Thanks for this opportunity! I like the tie-dye one, but I wish it were a combination of colors that included the whole rainbow of neons (including green). Too much to ask? Probably. XD I just love green!

  • Pyra

    TOO AMAZING TO THINK STRAIGHT

  • nilla

    OMG I want this SOOOOOOO bad! Greedy and slut are synonyms, I know, but I am soooo hoping that my name gets tugged this time! LOL! I won’t flatter you with undue compliments because really? all complements I give are true…Epiphora? You’ve saved this poor slut a ton of money with your dead-on commentary! Thank you for your total honesty…you are one in a million! And did I mention how much I wanted this fucking dildo (heh…slut humor…)…??

    nilla…
    vanillamom.wordpress.com

  • http://twitter.com/faithlessjuliet faithlessjuliet

    My boyfriend (who loves your blog) pointed this out to me and I shrieked. Even if I don’t win this giveaway, I am somehow going to get one of these. Lime green mustang is like a dream come true.

  • bella

    Who wouldn’t want a tye dye neon dildo??????????????

  • Bluecat

    These are so cool!

  • V

    I want to buy all of these to display on my coffee table or something. They’re just too magnificent to be hidden away.

  • calypso98

    zomg do want. (just bought my first mustang, STOKED to get it today.)

  • http://twitter.com/maggiemunkee Maggie Deegan

    it isn’t letting me. waaaaaaaambulance!

  • Paul

    Oh man these are so cute!

  • sophistre

    Oh god, please tell me that this is a forever permanent going-to-be-available-in-many-shapes-and-sizes thing. D:

  • Georgina Corkhill

    I’ve been wanting a deliciously slime green dildo for SO LONG! And I’ve been lusting after a VixSkin dildo for a while, gripping and squishing and stroking the displays in sex toy shops… Oh gosh, they are SO gorgeous.

  • http://twitter.com/ClassicJules Julian Janeway

    Always wanted a tie-dye dildo so HOT DAMN.

  • MilqueToastMild

    asdfghjkl; NEON GREEN… My favorite color ever… few things dildo-related could be more awesome XD

  • http://profiles.google.com/supersonic.vitamin Aida Manduley

    BE STILL, MY HEART.

  • merlin513

    Have never heard of a VixSkin dildo, I generally prefer glass or metal. But, backlight fluorescent lime green? I’m in!!

  • Jazmine

    Does want! Badly!

  • Sara

    these things look FANTASTIC. <3 Oh my I would love the pink one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304611279 Christopher Chrysanthemum Vena

    SO EXCITED

  • Sarah

    I love my Mustang, but it’d be so much more exciting if it were bright green.

  • viviopsis

    After a lifetime of being told that sticking neon and tie-dyed things into my pants was generally frowned upon by society, I can’t tell you how excited this makes me.

  • Kari O’Doran

    That tie die one is calling my name. So effin’ cool.

  • Adele

    I REALLY FUCKING NEED A NEON DILDO JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

  • http://twitter.com/manateaspoon Ande

    I am in awe of these.

  • Natty Dread

    I’m really excited about these colors AND the VixSkin. Like wow.

  • Ana

    Holy crappers that’s a really bright green! Totally want that for a sexy alien costume…

  • xMech

    YAY! Finally… I have been wanting this for so long! :)

  • Xxun

    Love these

  • queerinnature

    As a queer person who is not always interested in fleshy phallic objects, I am always looking for fun dlildos. I love that they are BOTH tie-dye AND neon!! :D

    ALL THE LOVE.

  • Jon

    NEON DILDOS!!!!!!!!!

  • KaseyN

    I hope I win!! I’m excited to try it out ;)

  • http://twitter.com/acedehorner Ace de Horner

    I’ve never tried VixSkin! Also I refuse to purchase purple sex toys and
    would love the opportunity to have something so different!

  • Biku Toria

    These are sooo awesome! I’ve been begging companies to make more multi-colored toys!

  • Sperri

    I really need a new toy and one of these would be amazing to use!!!

  • Lauren

    Oh my god I have no words.

    Okay, only two words: desperate need.

  • http://twitter.com/SwingGoodTime SwingGoodTime

    A girl can never have enough dildos!

  • Beck

    Those are awesome looking!

  • Jeremy

    Ha ha, too awesome! And being a photographer, I can think of some really fun shoots with these! ;)

  • Wendy Ashmun

    commenting omg!

  • Boogers

    HOW AMAZING ARE THESE DILDOS THOUGH REALLY?

  • getfreakyTO

    Oh so pretty, I want I want gimme gimme

  • http://www.facebook.com/rhiannon.m.george Rhiannon Marie George

    SO AMAZING. I love the tie-dye!

  • http://twitter.com/clex_monkie89 clex_monkie89

    TIE-DYE.

  • Brigette

    I really like the neon-pink colored dildo!
    And I if I win, I’m totes gonna have some sexytime with my boyfriend! ;) :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/ace.spade.505523 Ace Spade

    All these colors – its like a party for my pussy!!

  • Vushka

    can’t…decide…which…color!!

  • sunkenwhales

    SO AMAZING

  • http://elspethdemina.wordpress.com/ Elspeth Demina

    it’s like, slimer cock. OH GD, SLIMER COCK. ECTO-COCKULAR.

  • Shay

    This looks ridic and I feel like I need one.

  • jb

    I need a way to get my girl into toys, and these bright silly colors should be perfect. I’d love one of these beauties.Thanks for the giveaway!

  • bokunotrippu

    THESE ARE GORGEOUS AND WOW I NEED ONE PLS

  • Jay

    They are super gorgeous and I would love one even just to put on my nightstand..

  • Lucy Lemonade

    These dildos are so bright they hurt my eyes, exactly why I want them!

  • ChryssaLyss

    I think I’d pick the Maverick, but decisions, decisions–Tie-Bright or Fluor-a-green? I’m leaning towards the green because, blacklight glowy + green = win!

  • Mollie

    SO PERFECT

  • gracelizabetty

    YES PLEASE these are what dreams are made of

  • Natalie

    omg omg must have

  • cara Butcher

    i really need a new one!!!! please please these are gorge.

  • Haley

    THE MOST PERFECT OF DILDOS

  • Lyzanne

    I can’t describe how badly i need one of these!!

  • Kelsey

    WANT

  • Marika

    Amazing. This would add a lot of panache to my collection.

  • Rachel

    Gimme all dildos

  • sophie2229

    I thought this day would never come.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    Me too, my friend, me too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/beanfiddler Bean Fiddler

    These dildos are total awesomeness. Must. Have.

  • http://twitter.com/jess_roz JR

    WANT.

  • Jijiriffic

    Florescent almost glow-in-the-dark blacklight reactive neon green? Be still my beating heart. Holy hell, I need one. Like.. five years ago.

  • spitandglitter

    I’ve never had or used one. But they look pretty cool. I’ve heard of them before many times so they must be pretty amazing.

  • Sydney

    I keep going into babeland and feeling up Mustang but they only have boring vanilla color! i need neon in my life!

  • Meredith

    I’m definitely with you on neon instead of skin tones!

  • Anastasiya

    OH MY GOD I NEED THE TIE-DYE ONE

  • Edison

    I NEED one of these!!! TieDyed Maverick!!! Vixskin!!! (Also, I love Halloween so these. In Orange with BATS!!
    http://www.vixencreations.com/leo.php)

  • the bedroom blogger

    OH MY JESUS. I NEED A TIE DYE MUSTANG IN MY VAGINA.

  • http://twitter.com/ScarletRoseFox Scarlet

    I didn’t know how badly I needed something like this in my life until now. Seriously.

  • Marissa

    I have a hard time resisting things that are neon and things that are penis-shaped. this brings together two of my favorite things. i must have one.

  • Cassie

    Never tried out one of these, but dear god, they look AMAZING!

  • Lula

    Want! Need! Fingers crossed.

  • Lisa M

    Tie dye dildo rocks!

  • http://twitter.com/Vaidas4444 Vanessa Martinez

    love the fun colors.. =) not so boring looking as usual

  • Gaby

    SO MUCH GLORY!!!1!!

  • http://twitter.com/marvydarling sarah

    I can’t think of anything I’d rather have in my vagina than a neon pink VixSkin dildo, quite honestly.

  • C

    I haven’t been excited about any dildos I’ve seen in a while but these colors are fantastic.

  • GetLusty

    We want one so bad!!

  • Joe

    Anything VixSkin, any color!

  • SubReiSkyeM

    This is a really cool giveaway (who DOESN’T need a tie-dye dildo, honestly??) but I didn’t notice “US only” til I’d done some entries! Drat.

    If somehow I win, just redo it. Unless there’s a way to withdraw?

    Sorry for buggering it up either way.

    Rei

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I’ve removed your entries within Rafflecopter. My apologies!

  • mivox

    OMFG. The neon green… MUST HAVE.

  • FHeemz

    These are so cool! WANT!

  • mintaburst

    The colors make me want to display it on a shelf proudly.

  • Jessica frellathon

    Very amazing. In fact made of epic win!

  • bookworm134

    I can’t wait to get the beautiful neon pink one to match the purple one I already have at home! They are thing to look so great together…:)

    Thanks for the contest!

  • kinkymandaa

    omg i neeeeed the green one! this is too good!!

  • http://twitter.com/karmakaytlyn Amber Gillespie

    Really, really amazing and fun!

  • Stephanie

    THESE ARE EPIC. no, seriously, i need one.

  • bea555

    the tie dyed one looks awesome

  • Unrepentant

    I only have one vixskin dildo, and it’s been one of my favorites for years. I love these new bright colors!

  • jadrie

    holycrap NEON :D

  • SubReiSkyeM

    Nah, it’s my fault for being too enthusiastic! I hope the giveaway goes well!

    Rei

  • Biand Bi

    I think my boyfriend would be ecstatic if I won this. He loves neon and this kind of dildo just WANTS to be played with. It must be displayed!

  • Gabrielle

    These are the most amazing!!!!

  • ArrrDubs

    I want that sorbet-looking gorgeous pussy pleaser in me SO BAD.

  • Ximena

    Tie dyed goodness in my pussy? Yes please!

  • Guest

    But seriously. They GLOW in the DARK. Want.