Jun 042012
 

Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to the njoy Pure Wand.

Which I think is totally fair. When your big sibling is the Pure Wand (A.K.A. one of the best things to ever enter my vagina), it’s clearly the overachiever in the family and you’re just the smaller, oddly-shaped younger sibling. The Fun Wand is also about $20 cheaper, which seems to be a draw for people originally looking at the Pure Wand. Same manufacturer, same shiny stainless steel, why not save a few bucks?

Because YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

Maintaining any semblance of objectivity with this one is hard1. But when one has experienced the glory of the Pure Wand and is aware that the same company also produces the Fun Wand, how is one supposed to avoid endless comparisons?

In an alternate, horrible reality — in a world without the Pure Wand — the Fun Wand would stand on its own. Its one-bulbed end feels amazing on my G-spot, more amazing than you’d think a little 1″ in diameter head like that could feel. Its three-bulbed end is pretty nice also, and fun for anal use (although I found it unwieldy when using it on myself). Its weight is lovely but not overwhelming. Its stainless steel is frictionless and beautiful.

But THANKFULLY, we live in a world in which the Pure Wand exists, and it has a small bulbed end that is almost identical to the Fun Wand’s, so both are perfect for up-and-coming G-spot explorers. However, the Pure Wand has that bigger end that is just fucking unmatched. A bigger end that you can grow into; a bulb that will inevitably blow your mind with its size and heft. Do you ever see someone in a porn movie using the small end of the Pure Wand? No, you do not.

The Fun Wand is quite a bit smaller than the Pure Wand, which I think people may not realize. It also weighs half as much, at 11 ounces. The general shape is different too: while the Pure Wand curves toward you while in use, the Fun Wand curves away. It all sort-of evens out, though: the Fun Wand is easier to thrust with weight-wise, while Pure Wand is heavier but its shape is more ergonomic.

I feel like anyone who bought the Fun Wand for G-spotting purposes would use it, enjoy it for a while, and then start to wonder what it would be like to have a larger bulb. Fantasizing about the Pure Wand would occur. Despair over lack of money would set in. The person would continue to use the Fun Wand but ultimately feel a bit unfulfilled. I would like to prevent this. Unless you really need a dildo that does double duty as an anal toy, or a dildo that weighs much less, choose the Pure Wand from the start.

  1. …especially considering I never bother with objectivity in the first place! []
  • http://hotdamnreviews.com olive

    This totally confirms everything I was thinking mere hours ago. The Pure Wand is the next thing on my to-buy list but I briefly glanced towards the Fun Wand yesterday, “Well, that’s also a stainless steel Njoy toy, for cheaper, and it’s got a similar shape… but when the hell am I really going to use those bulbs? Fuck it, I need the Pure Wand. This isn’t about fun. This is about serious g-spotting.” Decision made.

  • Remi

    I think we’re going to have to agree to disagree on this one. I have the Pure, the Fun, and the Eleven, and my go-to is still the Fun wand. It’s just plain a better shape than the Pure Wand. (At least as far as my anatomy goes.)

  • http://askgarnet.com Garnet Joyce

    “I feel like anyone who bought the Fun Wand for G-spotting purposes would use it, enjoy it for a while, and then start to wonder what it would be like to have a larger bulb.”

    Unless they prefer slimmer toys in general. My vagina shudders at the sight of most of the toys your vagina loves.

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @Garnet Joyce: Yes, but I would think people would like the option of moving up to the bigger bulb if they feel ready.

  • http://buzzonvibes.com buzzvibe

    I totally agree with you and prefer the Pure Wand. I got my Fun Wand first, for exactly the reasons you mentioned: it was cheaper, and I was a little intimidated by the Pure Wand’s size and weight, but my Fun Wand has only been used like twice since the Pure Wand came into my life.

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  • http://elodieonlove.com/ elodie

    I still love my Fun Wand after about 2 years, and don’t feel the need for anything bigger or heavier. Also, those bulbs are also amazing in the butt. Both sides of the Fun Wand feel absolutely perfect to me. So I’d say if someone generally goes for small or medium-sized insertables, the Fun Wand might be exactly what they need, but if they like bigger toys, maybe the Pure Wand will suit them better. (I still say they should get the Fun Wand for their butts though.)

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  • http://twitter.com/kissinbluekaren Karen

    Thanks for the comparison review. I am looking at both of the Fun Wand and the Pure Wand wondering what the real difference is. I guess I will be getting the Pure Wand, thanks!

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  • Sharn

    That feel when the Fun Wand is not just cheaper than the Pure Wand, it’s almost one *quarter* of the price. (Shipping is buttcakes and I simply cannot find an Australian seller for this thing.)

  • http://secretlysensuousstuff.blogspot.com/ Secretly Sensuous

    In my case, your prediction was spot-on.

    But, I hadn’t read your review so I didn’t know any better. :P

    I think I’ll always like my Fun Wand, still. I’ve noticed that if I’m not very warmed up I can use the smaller end at first and graduate upwards. I just wish there was something larger to get to eventually.

    The S-curve also lends itself to some positions that I don’t think the C-curve would work in. But, then again, I haven’t tried it yet.

    An finally, when I first got the Fun Wand, I wouldn’t have been able to handle more weight. I’m pretty certain I can now, but it took some getting used to. I think the Pure Wand would have been too much, too soon for me with something that heavy in my vagina.

    Aaaaand I don’t think the Fun Wand would me nearly as easy to use in the place of a stress ball, either. But I doubt anyone else is weird enough to use it in that fashion….

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