May 032012
 

Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for you!

Seriously, it’s uncanny how much this film understands womankind. Case in point: the painting scene. I have learned much from this scene, like that paint fumes are an aphrodisiac. And that girls like getting ass-fucked by paintbrush handles while contorting their bodies into pretzel shapes.

To my surprise, I learned that girls HATE happiness. And subtlety.

To nobody’s surprise, girls like purple! A lot of it. In sopping wet toxic paint form.

Girls like humping canvases. Girls like making art.

Pretty good, pretty good! I find this to be an intriguing representation of female desire. I like the mood, and the unique texture the artist has achieved. Slightly animalistic. Of course, it’s no pussy doodles, but what is?

Someone help these women apply to be on Work of Art, stat. They’re certainly on par with the guy who made cement anuses.

Thanks again, porn. If not for you, I would never have a clue about teh ladiez.


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  • LucyLemonade

    Wow. This is art at it’s finest.

  • http://www.frugalsex.net Carly @ Frugal Sex

    Reminded me of this post.

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @Carly @ Frugal Sex: That’s amazing.

  • http://childmurderingrobot.blogspot.com/ Ricky

    I’ve always thought that nude women frolicking together and the act of artistic creation were a can’t-miss combination.

    Then I saw these images. Another paradigm shattered.

  • http://scarletrosevixen.wordpress.com Scarlet

    I tried to find the words after reading this to say something about this, but I cannot. There are no words.

  • http://barenakedlady.wordpress.com Jilly

    So much insight into the psyche of my sex. How did they know that I totally love smearing purple paint on my fanny? I’m LEARNING SO MUCH HERE!

    (translation: WHO THE HELL GOT HIGH AND MADE THIS SHIT?)

    xYour friendly neighbourhood Jillian.

  • http://ofsexandlove.com adriana

    OMG. WTF. more three letter acronyms here!