Mar 042012
 

[UPDATE: This giveaway is over, but check out the winner's creation here!]

Have you ever thought to yourself, “dildos are fun and all, but they’d be way cooler if I could put a picture of my cat inside one”? Me too. And since Jollies has resumed production as Chavez Dezignz, and since they are the only sex toy company that embeds cool shit in their dildos, I knew I had to give one away. A custom one.

I don’t just mean a custom color, oh no! Chavez Dezignz stocks a lot of fun craft stuff for sticking in their silicone dildos: polka dots, sparkles in different colors and shapes, gems, and stickers of all kinds (such as flowers, music notes, and lettering). Visit their Etsy shop — where you can get 20% off with code EPIPHORA — to see some of the awesome stuff they’ve done. Ernie told me that he can always run up the crafts store to find more items. He also mentioned that glossy pictures would work. I’ll let your mind go where it will with that information.

Basically, just about whatever you dream up (as long as it’s small enough) can be encased in silicone, immortalized forever in dildo. Just no rubber or urethane items; the raw silicone doesn’t like those materials.

The winner will have the choice between a Jollet or a Jollie. Both dildos have a similar shaft shape (which is amazing on the G-spot), but the Jollet features a scalloped base while the Jollie has a looped handle.

The winner of this giveaway will consult with Chavez Dezignz about what they want in their custom dildo. If you want something specific in your dildo that Chavez Dezignz doesn’t stock normally, you’ll have to mail it to them.

This giveaway is open to the world!

Important! You need not enter with your real name, nor are you required to login via Facebook. Just click “use your name and email” to get started. You can only tweet for an entry once, so come back and submit the entry later if you don’t want to tweet right now.


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This giveaway ends on Thursday, March 22, 2012 at 11:59 p.m. EST.

  • http://duskinchains.com Dusk

    I would probably get mine with glitter and rhinestones in it! Ooh, and definitely some traditional polka-dots of theirs.

  • neongrey

    The only correct answer for dildo nibbles is elephants. Lots and lots and lots of cute elephants.

  • busterkuri

    My best idea right now is a picture of a girl with a strap-on. I think it’d be appropriate.

  • http://elspethdemina.wordpress.com/ Elspeth Demina

    Dude. This post is totally a case of “Challenge: ACCEPTED!” to me. Bat skulls. BECAUSE I CAN.

  • http://hey-sugar-hey.tumblr.com Rhiannon

    I have so many ideas as to what to put in it if I were to win — glitter and rhinestones or fake gemstones, toy animals like dinosaurs or mythical beasts or legos, a peacock feather, or my current favourite pressed flowers. :)

  • Chey

    I’d put some fleur de lys in it!

  • Victoria

    Definitely would put all of the glitter and all of the pictures of Justin Biebs face in it! AMAZING!

  • Molly

    RAINBOWS AND BOWTIES

  • Stephanie

    Oh man, SO MANY SPARKLES. Purple and rainbow!

    (Also, this is my correct tumblr URL. Forgot the dash in rafflecopter.)

  • Tahlia

    Glitter, rhinestones, cats and/or ducks. So many decisions. OR DINOSAURS

    OR A COLLAGE OF VULVAS

  • Chris

    So many possibilities! This is fabulous.

  • Lauren

    All I can think to add would be something super colorful/rainbow-y/neon/etc. I can’t get enough fantastic color variety in sex toys so the chance to get something wildly vibrant custom made is an opportunity I couldn’t pass up.

  • Cleo

    A bunch of little Tardis’ and bowties (cause bowties are cool!)

  • http://rowdybaubles.etsy.com teukie

    glow in the dark dinosaur stickers!

  • http://www.adventurotica.com Naamah

    Hoooo, man, the potential for wrongness here is just delicious. I gotta try for this. I love the one they have on the site that has the little skulls in it! I’d get mine with a pirate theme and call it the “Jolly Roger.”

  • Lola O.

    I want one with skulls in it. :D

  • Bubastis

    Vulvas. Definitely vulvas.

    Given how unlikely it is anyone could find plastic vulvas at a craft shop, I’d also love some art — a Starry Night dildo sounds awesome.

  • Mia

    A picture of Michael Fassbender?

  • Johnnyg8024

    I would absolutely love to win a jollie with little bears in it, me and my girlfriend would love it. Thanks for the chance at this! :]

  • Mariah

    Bike chain links!

  • http://iamthebunnylove.tumblr.com bunny_love

    My god, I can’t even begin to imagine what I’d suspend in a dildo. Little images of dildos?

  • WildOrchid

    Fantastic contest. My answer: little pieces of amber! I live in Gdańsk, Poland so I collect them every year.

  • http://www.onehotcrumpet.co.uk Katie

    I’m torn between polka dots and some form of steampunk dildo.

  • http://aratal.tumblr.com LaTara

    Chocolate’s not going to work, is it? :D

    I want candy! unicorns! rainbows! cherry blossoms! hahaha

  • Ana Morphic

    I would love to get a dildo with lots of broken little watch faces inside – to represent my love for all things Steampunk and also to remind me that an orgasm is a Petit Mort – a ‘Little Death’!! :)

  • http://midnight-boudoir.blogspot.com/ Midnight Boudoir

    I would fill mine with flowers maybe daisies and metallic stars and glitter for my softer side. Possibly ruby, sapphire or clear crystals would look stunning too; or a string of crystal necklaces inside.

    But for my submissive side it would have to be rusty nails and barbed wire, something quite scary. Am I mad…? Don’t answer that.

  • http://www.beingblacksilk.com Blacksilk

    DICE! Just… dice. I love dice.

    But I do also like the tiny plastic dinosaur idea!

  • http://silverdropstoybox.blogspot.com Silverdrop

    I want it filled with little sun charms so I can tell people, “Why yes, the sun really DOES shine out of my cunt.”

  • http://troublenmischief.blogspot.com Trouble

    Polka dots or little octopi!

  • http://aagblog.com aagblog

    I love every single answer above me. I bet I’m going to love every single answer below me. Y’all are some creative fuckers!

    I think little tiny dice would be cool. For the horny gamer in your life. :)

  • http://www.dangerouslilly.com Dangerous Lilly

    Tiny screws and really sparkly swarovski crystal beads.

  • Kim A

    I think I’d put something glittery. If I could put anything, maybe diamonds!

  • *wn*

    I would put tiny cutouts of bicycles in my dildo.

  • http://smokebellyscorner.wordpress.com smokebelly

    I would put specific words in mine… like “dick”, “suck me”, etc.

  • Plutobot

    Am I the only one thinking pink with plastic penises in it? How hilarious?!

  • Samizdata

    Frankly, I think it would be pretty cool to have them dig up whatever random crap they have and throw it in there. Maybe I am too easily amused.

  • Remi

    It would need Gears. Or maybe skeleton keys.

  • Boogers

    Oh my god this is the best thing. I would fill it full of something awesome or gross like eyeballs or pizza or squids or cats or something.

  • http://ChavezDezignz.com Ernie

    Wow!! All of you are so creative!!! I like the Jollie Roger idea!!! Probably more because of the name. lol!!! Get creative!!! We look forward to making the dildo of your dreams…

  • augur

    oh god, I have no idea but I like the ideas some other people had by making it look like a painting. I’d try for Starry Night or something by Klimt.

  • Vanessa Jade

    I really like the stars, personally.

  • http://ashrussell.com ash

    i would definitely want a combo of the polka dots and rainbow glitter. orrrrrrrrr tiny people so i could have an entire village in my vagina.

  • http://sexwithrose.wordpress.com Rose

    There are so many fun things you can put in! I would probably go for something shiny though!

  • http://drippingsweetlife.tumblr.com/ Narcissistic Lust

    I’ve been madly in love with the polka dot Jollies design from the moment I laid eyes on it. If not polka dots, solid glitter. If only I was more creative and original… sigh.

  • Sperri

    Totally going to put dinosaur toys inside. Tiny dinosaur statues.

  • JJ

    I would definitely get mine with stars in it!

  • http://www.ToyChickBlog.com ThatToyChick

    Tiny elephants. The GOP’s all up in there already AMIRITE?

  • Kati

    Glitter, diamonds, stars and hearts.

  • http://super-who-gi-oh.tumblr.com Kuro Brand

    YUGIOH CHARACTERS

  • Ace H

    Those little polka dots like in the one you reviewed were pretty cute! I might go for those!

  • http://www.pennysdirtythoughts.com Penny

    Hmm I would like seashells and coral! Or maybe beads and peacock feathers

  • http://acoupleofwankers.tumblr.com/ Lucy @CoupleOfWankers

    I would immortalise my wedding garter in there, and maybe some wedding confetti or something too – make it a dildo to commemorate our marriage this year! I might in fact try and do this if I don’t win anyway! These dildos look awesome :-)

  • Brit

    Have always loved the Jollet with the colorful polka dots in it! Also, love the “Challenge: ACCEPTED” comment =]

  • Margaret

    Well it would certainly have to have glitter in it. Is it wrong I would want to give mine a cutie mark and name it after a MLP?

  • Trisha

    I would like a bright purple one with pink and silver cupcakes.

  • http://sextoysfunlove.blogspot.com/ Joyce C

    I would put some butterflies in my dildo!

  • Mariah

    I would get… hm… I dunno maybe a tongue. Maybe a split tongue. And glitter. You can not be wrong with glitter!

  • Lucy

    Something sparkling and colorful. Or a tiny little pocketwatch, because they are fun.

  • http://kinktasticsada.blogspot.com Sada K.

    A single red rose would be pretty cool. Either that, or a fuckton of glitter.

  • http://blip.tv/sexed102withkarasutra Kara_Sutra

    Neon green tone with turquoise, neon green and white polka-dots or Neon purple tone with silver sparkles.

  • Biku Toria

    I liked their valentines dildo, so maybe hearts and sparkles, but there are so many other choices!

  • http://naughtynuala.com Nuala

    George Clooney’s face. Because who doesn’t want to fuck themselves with George Clooney’s face?

  • j

    eee. I would want to put MATH in it. like, maybe a pi? or some prime numbers? or an integral?

  • Brandy W

    I’d put something with skulls and glitter in mine. Ahhh… two of my favorite things.

  • http://betweenplaces.spiderforest.com Noira

    No questions: steam. punk. dildo. Gears, skeleton keys, broken watch faces and pocket watches, buttons, cameos, gold glitter, brass bits, screws, little roses, octopuses, maps, paper scraps, a…

    OH MY GOODNESS YES.

    A working compass. That’d be awesome!

    Glow in the dark stars would also be cool. Or strips of old paper.

  • http://cheshiretoys.blogspot.com Ryuson

    STEAMPUNK DILDO. NOW.

  • Katie

    I’d definitely need to send you something for customization… I’m thinking spent shell casings and some little revolver charms I found!

  • LinVenatoria

    Hmmm… I want something glittery and fun and pretty… anything with a cute vine motif.

  • hedgebitch

    clover buds!

  • Dolly

    Soooo many good ideas… D:

  • http://vanillamom.wordpress.com nilla

    oh boy!

    epiphora gives away the bestest swag… you sure know how to make a pussy purr…*wink wink*

    a CUSTOM fuckable? (oops, did i say that outloud…?!)

    yay for you ,my dear. You must know I read EVERY review coz i love what you say (honesty is your middle name, right?!) and how you say it (so creative… when you hate something, you don’t just write it sucks, you give all the details… and dayam, woman, you are funny as all hell!)

    hugs and smiles (and crossing fingers)

    nilla

  • Sonya

    poetry! cummings!

  • BunnyHugCat

    This has got to be the greatest comeback story ever. Long live Jollies! In whatever form they may take!

    Also, because I am nothing if not really nerdy, I can think of a ton of really hilarious things to put in these toys. A dice set, lego blocks, miniature pokeballs… Oh man. And everyone’s suggestions here are awesome. We should all become sex toy designers, most obviously.

  • Frank

    I would put clear glitter in my custom dildo.

  • Perpetua

    This is AMAZING. I really love the polka dot one you have, but I secretly want one with a bunch of rainbow gummy bear looking things in there. Or rainbow sparkles. Or just a picture of a giant rainbow in the middle with polka dots surrounding it. OMG so many options.

  • mswyrr

    I think I would like mine to contain images of all sorts of phallic fruits and vegetables. Zucchini, carrot, cucumber, banana.

  • mswyrr

    @Noira: omg your ideas are brilliant. Steampunk dildo FTW!

  • Mesix Glorious

    I would totally get a whole bunch of googly eyes put into it! How can you go wrong with a dildo that just stares at you while you’re being fucked? :D

  • Dave B

    you could always put a picture of another dildo inside it. yo dawg…

  • Sarah

    I’d probably go with glitter, or various fake gems… something sassy and fabulous!

  • http://thesindoll.com TheSinDoll

    I would want skulls!

  • Stephanie

    Fish. Fish and sea creatures. Just so it would look like all the tacky bathroom accessories you can buy that have fish and glitter floating around in whatever that blue liquid is. LOL

  • mariovario

    cool giveaway,

    I like mine with litlle diamonds inside… :-)

  • http://www.frugalsex.net Carly

    I’d like something sparkly in mine.

  • Sara

    I want tiny little knitting needles in mine. And glitter and hearts. hahahaha

  • http://sites.google.com/site/nancysreviewagogo/ MissDizzyLizzy

    Star Trek? it doesn’t matter. Just… Star Trek!

    or coffee beans. I’m a barista, so maybe coffee beans…

    also – LOVE the new contest entry form! so easy!

  • DuchessofSquee

    Hmm, tiny Pokemon characters would be pretty awesome, or a Litte Mermaid themed dildo, sea green with blue glitter, and tiny figurines of Ariel, Sebastian etc floating in it! God I could come up with so many!

  • Stephen

    This is cool!

  • Pyra

    YuGiOh characters!! That’s priceless. And it does bring to mind the endless possibilities of ingraining anime characters…

  • http://curvaceousdee.com/ Curvaceous Dee

    I would go for words. Curled strips of erotic poetry. Jagged paragraphs of hot porn. Single words from that refrigerator set of magnets … That would work for me. Hot dildo of hotness!

    xx Dee

  • Sonja

    I would put a picture of my girlfriend in it tbh.

  • http://viviopsis.tumblr.com Chiara

    I wrote this on my tumblr post, but: it’d be pretty funny to have a dildo that had a bunch of smaller dildos inside of it. Meta-dildo! Dildoception! AHH!

    but also it’d be cool to have courier-font letters spelling out some sort of suspended, sexually explicit haiku.

  • http://katesloan.tumblr.com Kate

    I’m thinking something love-related and kitschy, like conversation hearts and sparkly Valentine’s stickers! Or maybe miniature disco balls… Or M&Ms… Gah, I have so many ideas.

  • http://rosieglow.tumblr.com Rosie Glow

    This is so cool! I know what I’d have in mine – roses! :D

  • julian

    UNICORN STICKERS?

  • Heather

    Glitter and peace signs!

  • Anna P

    Kitties. Pussy in my pussy = inception pussy.

  • Amy Brown

    I would put my wedding picture in it!!

  • WB

    All the wrecked bearings from playing roller derby outside. Those need a use.

  • llellsee

    Such a fantastic prize! I’m so lusting after the Limited Edition Valentines Jollies :D

  • http://twitter.com/lastnora Nora

    JFC is this amazing. I think this requires tiny dinos with a meteor at the tip. Y’know, ’cause I like fucking mass extinction events.

  • Renee

    This is insanely awesome. thanks for the opportunity to win. :)

    I’m baffled by their talent and all the possibilities; I’m not sure what I would choose in the end. For now, I’ll say butterflies and glitter. Because I like the idea of it being super girly.

  • Newlyinclined

    This is so awesome…I’ve been hoping to get a dildo for a while now! :D *crosses fingers*

  • txymxy

    Little toy sharks. DANGER DILDO

  • Chryssa

    I love the one up there with stars in it! The skulls are cool, too. I’d really have to think about what I’d want. I love the Tardis idea too, heh!

  • Adeline

    This is amazing! I’ve always wanted the most glittery dildo ever.

  • http://mlleaurore.wordpress.com/ Aurore

    I would want little cupcakes in mine – I do *love* cupcakes ;)

  • Pos

    OKAY SO it would be a great idea to cut up all my diplomas and preserve them forever inside a Jollet, yes?

    Yes. The answer is yes.

  • http://nymphetaminekiss.blogspot.com NymphetamineKiss

    I’m thinking an uber geeky dice dildo could be epic… hmm…

    Anyways, thanks for the giveaway :D Awesome prize xx

  • Pixel

    For me, because I am a medic, I would love bitty syringes as well as a Star of Life or two. Maybe a stethoscope.

  • Itzia

    I’d put those little skulls in the picture along with little stars and make it all an awesome blue or green!

  • Ash’s Brian

    What would I do with the custom one? I would ask my wife which model she would prefer and I am thinking pink stars of some sort. :)

  • Itzia

    Oo oh oh oh! Somebody said glow in the dark stars, I’d so put a glow in the dark alien figurine!!

  • rocketlindy

    A bunch of plastic pearls? Tiny dice? A tiny plastic baby, so it’s like a king cake for my vagina? Really, the possibilities here are endless.

  • mizturmister

    It would say, “Sexy Social Construct” or “FUCK heteronormativity” in a font similar to that of the new york times OR stencil font…!

  • Rebecca

    I love the stars, but it’s a shame the Regretsy octopus is probably too large to be embedded in the Jollet (with watch parts!).

  • Mimi

    I really like the stars inside one of the offered dildos I would simply prefer it be pink ^_^ Or a design with hearts and bows or even cupcakes! That would be uber cute.

  • http://theworldaccordingtowoman.wordpress.com Woman

    Freakazoid. Must have Freakazoid and his signature lightning bolt.

  • macho99

    A wad of $100 bills. I would never ever let go of that dildo.

    And it’s the perfect dildo for folks who say “fuck money” haha

  • Railtracer

    I think I’d have to put a ton of glitter in one… and something else. Maybe those polka dots?

  • R

    Black lace or feathers – something with interesting patterns.

  • kinkymandaa

    i would definitely want a bling’d out dildo. fake gemstones, crystals, rhinestones and glitter!

  • Scaarlet

    Bats, hearts, rainbows, peace signs and lots of glitter!!!

  • Shadow

    How awesome! Thanks! I’d want bright star bursts in different colors and some gold glitter dust. I think… So many choices and options! :D

  • http://www.screaming-violet.com Violet

    Strange as it may seem I’d love to have some poker chips embedded in a dildo – sure to be a one of a kind!

  • A. Nonny Mous

    Ooh, so many options. I thinks something along the lines of rainbow colors though, certainly. Love dat rainbow.

  • http://ravenquince.wordpress.com Raven Quince

    Antique typewriter keys that spell FUCK ME.

  • Anna Sophie

    I actually love the rainbow colored fuzzies they had in one of their earlier designs. I think I would stick with the rainbow theme OR put in clear glass beads. Or ribbons. The possibilities are endless!

  • Crystal

    What a “generous” giveaway! I love you and your blog. Thanks for the chance to win. I would love an “original” dildo. lol.

  • alanna

    @Pos: OH. OH MY GODS. BEST IDEA EVER. ALL OF MY DIPLOMAS FINALLY HAVE A USE.

  • alanna

    This is actually impossible, and I’m not even trying to be very creative or funny. I design jewelry and would love some serious sparkle: silver chain, Swarovski crystal, Czech glass, you name it. BUT I also think that lace and pearls would be hot too. HNNNNN.

  • http://cand86.tumblr.com/ cand86

    I’ve been thinking about this for a while, and I finally realized what would be perfect- yennies (a.k.a. what I call the super lightweight one-yen coins of Japanese money that I brought back home with me as a souvenir/leftover change I for some reason didn’t spend before I left). I just have them, they’re not really worth anything, but I don’t want to throw them out . . . and hey, how cool would it be to have Japanese coins (I’d throw in all the different ones, just for color/size/shape interest) in a dildo? Truly one-of-a-kind.

  • Goshar

    Boyfriend’s long fingernails pissing off my pussy, encased in silicone is exactly where they should end… In my trophy dildo. Or I could just stick with the polka dots and save the relationship? *sigh*

  • http://naughtynuala.com Nuala

    You know, maybe instead of George Clooney’s face, those cats from the catapult game, or tiny pigs. Or some doll house miniatures. Or groovy Japanese miniature erasers.

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @Nuala: Doll house miniatures were one of the first things that came to mind when I was working on this giveaway. Surprised it took this long for someone to mention them!

  • Insane Hussein

    I would put rainbow hued plastic baby fetus models in a sex toy, if I could. :D

  • Lilly 2

    I’m thinking tiny landscape a’la terrarium with a little garden gnome and some mushrooms and grass and stuff!

  • http://ofsexandlove.com adriana

    I like the skull and crossbones they have up on their shop

  • BH

    I like the glittery ones!

  • PennyPiquant

    Most assuredly I’d put PEZ in there.

  • http://huff863.wordpress.com Huff

    I think I’d like to keep it sweet and simple. Cover it in smiley faces with “Have a nice day!” along its length. :)

  • http://Definingdelilah.blogspot.com Delilah

    I would want mine to have pictures of jellyfish in it. They are my favourite animal… maybe octopus… hmmmm tough choice.

  • http://sugarcuntwrites.com Sugarcunt

    Octopuses and squids, all the way. Nothing else belongs in any dildo in my life. Or at least tentacles. Oooh, if Jollies came out with a tentacle dildo, then they could put a tentacle in my tentacle and it’d be like tentacleception…

  • http://cheshiretoys.blogspot.com Ryuson

    I had another idea… Pokemon dildo!

  • Sarah

    I would love to have a dildo with little penis charms embedded in it.

  • Amelia Blakeman

    After reading all the comments I started hunting for mini Dr. Who charms to put in a dildo. But I might also go for lots of tangley vintage lace and glitter. Glitter seems to be on all our brains.

  • michelle

    hmm would love to put a tiny teacup inside!! haha

  • Anna

    I’d definitely want a purple one with glitter! it’d look so pretty in my strap on harness! <3

  • Tessa

    The music notes sound just perfect for me. If not those… well, I’m not sure what I’d get in it. I’m not sure what I could find “sexy” enough to put in a dildo. Could they make it tye-dye? Could I ask for more colour? Maybe that would just equate to polka dots… hm.

  • ashlie

    if i were to win a custom dildo i would want it to be pink with pictures of skulls on / in it with glitter

  • Renee

    I would probably get one filled to the brim with glitter. As sparkly as possible!

  • M

    Gah, I… don’t know what I’d put in mine. Something pretty, so maybe swirls or glitter. Or both.

    Excellent blog btw. I’m going through your reviews and lusting after way too many things.

  • http://unrepentantfatty.wordpress.com Unrepentant

    Glitter and stars? Animal bones? Gaming dice?

    Tiny plastic rubber chickens.

  • sweet 6.

    Toads and snakes, and all things slippery

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    I like the tiny dice idea. Or old typewriter keys. Or little mouse skeletons. Because who doesn’t want to safely stick dead things in their vagina?

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    i like the idea of adding something to make it look like blown glass…

  • Elnoa

    I really like the stars design!

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