You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal in its base. But that’s not even the best part. The best part is that it feels amazing against the G-spot — I’ve never felt anything quite like it. You must experience the majesty that is the Crystal Twist, which is why I’m giving one away!

Awesomely, thanks to the generosity of Crystal Delights, this giveaway is open to THE ENTIRE WORLD! Yes, if you’re over 18 and you like crystals, you’re eligible! And if you win, you will be able to choose the color of your Swarovski crystal from the epic selection of colors seen below:

This giveaway will be run via Rafflecopter, which should hopefully make things easier for both me and you. Important! You need not enter with your real name, nor are you required to login via Facebook. Just click “use your name and email” to get started.

The first two entries (choose a crystal color and subscribe to my RSS feed) are mandatory, while the rest are optional. You can earn up to 10 entries. You can only tweet for an entry once, so come back and submit the entry later if you don’t want to tweet right now. And yes, if you win, I will give you an opportunity to change your mind on the crystal color… because there are so many!

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Let me know if you encounter any problems with this form — otherwise, go nuts!

Giveaway ends on Saturday, February 4th at 11:59 p.m. EST.