You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal in its base. But that’s not even the best part. The best part is that it feels amazing against the G-spot — I’ve never felt anything quite like it. You must experience the majesty that is the Crystal Twist, which is why I’m giving one away!
Awesomely, thanks to the generosity of Crystal Delights, this giveaway is open to THE ENTIRE WORLD! Yes, if you’re over 18 and you like crystals, you’re eligible! And if you win, you will be able to choose the color of your Swarovski crystal from the epic selection of colors seen below:
This giveaway will be run via Rafflecopter, which should hopefully make things easier for both me and you. Important! You need not enter with your real name, nor are you required to login via Facebook. Just click “use your name and email” to get started.
The first two entries (choose a crystal color and subscribe to my RSS feed) are mandatory, while the rest are optional. You can earn up to 10 entries. You can only tweet for an entry once, so come back and submit the entry later if you don’t want to tweet right now. And yes, if you win, I will give you an opportunity to change your mind on the crystal color… because there are so many!
Let me know if you encounter any problems with this form — otherwise, go nuts!
Giveaway ends on Saturday, February 4th at 11:59 p.m. EST.
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January 17th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Why must there be more than one awesome color?!
January 17th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Oooh! Definitely a must have!
January 17th, 2012 at 5:12 pm
Even though I am scared of this dildo… I am totally entering in this giveaway! *so excited!!!*
January 17th, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Oh and I’d like the rose one… and I subscribed to your RSS feed and I just retweeted the giveaway!
January 17th, 2012 at 5:21 pm
After that weird paint stuff came off my Pipedreams Icicles, I want this now @_@
January 17th, 2012 at 5:57 pm
I was juuuussst drooling over these last night!!
January 17th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
oh i am so so so hoping i win this — it looks AMAZING… okay, it looks a bit weird, what with that ginormous twist to it, but i’ve always wanted to try a glass toy, and i can almost imagine the sensations of this sort of rill slipping in and out…
and February is my birthday month, so… i’m doubly hoping…
Thanks epiphora for all you do to make the world of sex toys less hype and more truth!
nilla
January 18th, 2012 at 4:15 am
Nice
January 18th, 2012 at 9:46 am
Oh wow what a choice of stunning colours, everyone is goooorgeous, how can you choose from so many!
I love the challenge I think this dildo would give, that sharp twist… gulp…. makes me take a deep breath in anticipation.
January 18th, 2012 at 4:59 pm
You always have the most awesome giveaways!!!
January 19th, 2012 at 3:37 pm
omgggg eyegasm. they are all so pretty, but pictures cannot capture their true gloriousness. in videos you can tell they have that awesome depth you were taking about in your review. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2AiVwnoC-8
January 21st, 2012 at 9:55 am
Possibly I am an idiot, but when I tried to sign up as a CD affiliate, it needs my “SS# or Tax ID”
I have no idea what either of those things are, though I suspect SS# might be akin to my social insurance number?
January 21st, 2012 at 12:50 pm
@Ashes: Yes, your SIN will work!
January 22nd, 2012 at 1:41 pm
This looks like a lot of fun I want I want I want!
January 22nd, 2012 at 1:47 pm
For some reason the form isn’t opening for me
January 22nd, 2012 at 2:09 pm
@Dawn: Hmm, I don’t know why that would be unless you have some sort of ad-blocking extension or software… or a script-blocking extension…
I could always add your entries manually if need be!
January 22nd, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Just had to mention, thank for not making it a “tweet every day!” thing. I hate feeling like I’m spamming folks’ timelines – as well as getting mine spammed! – so much nicer to just plug it the once, and then whenever you feel like giving more linkage you can, but no pressure.
Also, huzzah for the swankaliciousness of it!
January 22nd, 2012 at 5:02 pm
@BashfulBabe: Glad you approve. That’s what I think, too. No need to go crazy with the tweets. There have been a huge amount of them already!
January 22nd, 2012 at 6:22 pm
If you don’t do everything for 10 entries, will you still have an equal chance to win, as long as you do the first two mandatory entries?
January 22nd, 2012 at 6:27 pm
@Natty: No… the two mandatory items will earn you 4 entries. If you do everything, you’ll earn 10 entries. The more entries you have, the greater chance you will win.
January 24th, 2012 at 11:51 am
I love the aurora borealis. this is definitely “oooo, shiny” in multiple ways.
(I’m already subscribed to your rss feed).
January 24th, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Awesome giveaway! Thanks!!!
January 25th, 2012 at 9:42 am
@Epiphora: SWEET!
January 25th, 2012 at 10:46 am
I love the red magma.
January 26th, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Am I blind? I can’t see any way to enter? Is there a button I’m missing? (Viewing on an iPad, maybe that’s why?) I’d really love to enter, I have NO sex toys, so I’m in desperate need! (I love the Heliotrope!)
January 26th, 2012 at 8:03 pm
@DuchessofSquee: It must be an iPad issue… make sure you have Javascript turned on. If that doesn’t work, you might have to use a computer to enter. Sorry!
January 27th, 2012 at 6:26 pm
@Epiphora: Boo! Oh well done now!! Yay!!!
January 28th, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Oh my word!!!! That thing is spectacular!!!!!
January 31st, 2012 at 11:09 pm
Curious as I have never used one… but I can see how this would work for me
February 5th, 2012 at 8:20 pm
This will be by far the swankiest thing in my sex toy chest.