Oct 032011
 

[Eeee! This incredible dildo comes in neon pink
and tie dye in addition to the skin tones!
]

Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS.

It’s been nearly a year and a half since I fell in deep love with dual-density VixSkin, but not once in that time have I tried a realistic VixSkin dildo that was anything less than massive. Things were getting out of control. As my friend once said, “My size queen-ness is getting too extreme. I see a toy and quickly say ‘BUT IS IT HUGE?’”

Sad but true — I started eliminating toys from my wishlist based on their dimensions alone. Big, big mistake. Do not do this. Inevitably a toy will come along and prove you wrong, and you’ll look like a snobby snob.

So today, I submit to you, a bit sheepishly, that I can still appreciate smaller dildos. Apparently, in fact, I can still adore smaller dildos.

I tend to shy away from words like “perfect,” but… there is nothing about the Vixen Mustang that isn’t perfect. I love its curve. Its chunky base. Its skin-mimicing texture. I love how the shaft gets wider as it nears the base, progressively opening my vagina as I insert it further.

I love its length (6.5″ insertable). I can insert it more and more as I get turned on, and it fills me up length-wise very nicely. When I’m on my period and my cervix is really sensitive, I can still have trysts with the Mustang because its material is so gentle.

And the Mustang’s head is to die for. It’s not too abrupt, but it’s also very easily felt. I can clench around it and feel G-spot joy. I can thrust with it and feel G-spot joy. Whatever I do, it will be there, pressing against my G-spot and being awesome.

Do I crave something larger? Sometimes, but not often. The Mustang is really very satisfying all on its own. Sure, Maverick is an intense, filling beast, but I can whip out the Mustang at any moment and my vag’ll be ready. I appreciate that.

I almost forgot that I already own a smallish (but non-realistic) VixSkin toy — the Raquel. So I tried it alongside (not literally…) the Mustang, and the distinction was clear: the Raquel is a priss, and the Mustang is a badass. Raquel is all soft and sensual, with a head that I can barely feel unless I thrust. Plus, its texture is completely uniform and smooth; it’s not trying to be skin-like, so it feels very disappointing compared to Mustang.

That is why Mustang is one of the best G-spot toys ever: because it isn’t just a G-spot toy. Unlike toys like the Comet G Wand — which goes straight for the G-spot and does nothing else — the Mustang is also textured in a way that feels really delicious. So it’s a treat for the G-spot as well as the vaginal walls.

In terms of perfect toys that everyone should own… I’m thinking the Pure WandEroscillator, and this. Because it’s a manageable size for most folks, and it feels fuckin’ fantastic. It makes me so happy to possess a vagina, and isn’t that exactly what a perfect dildo should do?

I can’t believe I used to be adverse to realistic-looking dildos. I disgust myself. This thing could look like a zombie penis and I would still love it to death. Oh, har.

Get the Mustang in a skin toneneon pink, or tie-dye.

Wanna save some bucks? Vixen’s Woody ($57) is the same mold as Mustang.
Not quite as squishy, but surely just as glorious. Or get it in red with a vibe.

  • http://www.bzzingbee.com Bri bzzingbee

    Congrats on the 200th review! What a toy to do it with too! I love my Maverick, which became a must have after reading your review of it. Now…now I must have a Mustang too! I was actually *just* recommending to a friend that his girlfriend get a Vixskin dildo if she wants a dildo. It really is one of the best materials out there. Can’t wait to see the giveaway!!

  • http://www.ScarlettSeraph.com ScarlettSeraph

    Congratulations on the 200th review!

    I’ve had my eye on this toy for a little while now, so I’m glad to hear it’s a winner!

  • http://sugarcuntwrites.com Sugarcunt

    Oh goody, ANOTHER awesome dildo to add to my “must own” list. Gee, thanks, E.

  • Trix

    I’ve been totally craving a Mustang for at least a year now, and I’m SO GLAD that my hunch is correct. (Weirdly, all the sex shops in my town carry every VixSkin toy *but* the Mustang…I have no idea why, I guess everybody else prefers ‘em big.) I’m glad the head is prominent, but can still be eased into…in my “technically virginal but using small dildos” state, it seems I still need some tapering to ease me into penetration. (Still no luck inserting the round bulb of my Beyond One, for instance, though I enjoy it for other purposes.) Anyway, this looks like my ideal toy. Oh joy!

  • http://evestwocents.blogspot.com Eve

    Man, looking at the picture I wasn’t at all interested in the mustang. And then I read your review, and I think I need it. Your positive reviews tend to have that effect (and you’ve been really spot on about everything I’ve tried so far). It sounds so nice! It sounds like exactly what I didn’t even know I wanted. That and a Pure Wand (as soon as I have money!). I do wish it came in some non-realistic colors, just because I like bright colors and I never know which one to pick with the skin-tones. Maybe I should just go eenie, meenie….

  • Caroline

    WANT.

    I personally love smaller dildos. My vagina is a bit shy. I already have the VixSkin Tex. I’ll have to add this to my wishlist/xmas list now!

  • http://macleodvalentine.com Jaye of the Shiny Purple Ass Missile

    Congratulations on your 200th review, Epiphora, and for the book quote!

    No comment on the Mustang. :-)

  • the bedroom blogger

    Fucking great. I wasn’t even interested…

    You ruin everything.

  • http://www.buzzonvibes.com/ buzzvibe

    Wow, 200 reviews, congratulations! I’m not adverse to realistic dildos or anything, I just haven’t acquired any yet. Maybe I should try this one.

  • Skazka

    This looks awesome! I’ve seen this on some trans* resource pages (though I’m not sure if it’s harness-friendly) but never actually reviewed from the user’s side of things. Do want!

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @Skazka: It has a sturdy base. Definitely harness compatible!

  • http://ofsexandlove.com Adriana

    Exactly why I love VixSkin

  • http://elodieonlove.com/ Elodie

    Totally agree — this is a perfect toy. Even with my medical issues, this one still works.

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  • TBT

    Hi Epiphora!

    I have the Tex (love it!) but it was given to me as a present, and I think I want something a bit bigger :)

    I think I want the Maverick. I think the Tex is good for an ‘anytime’ user, and I could go for the Maverick when I want the big guns.

    But after reading this, the Mustang sounds great…

    Do you think I should go for the Maverick or Mustang when in my situation?

    Thanks!

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @TBT: You probably want the Maverick, or at least something bigger than Mustang. Mustang falls into the “anytime” use category for sure. Mustang is slightly thicker and longer than Tex, but not by enough for it to be really noticeable in use. Tex is 5.25″ x 1.56″, and Mustang is 6.5″ x 1.62″.

    Maverick is 7″ x 2″, which is a jump, but that sounds like what you want. You could also consider Johnny, which is 7″ x 1.75″. You can find all the measurements for VixSkin items here. I think you will love having a girthier VixSkin dildo — they are amazing!

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  • Classified

    I’m a bit nervous about realistic looking dildos but that neon green o_o! That is on my immediate save for list. I looks like a freaking ice pop and it calls to me ever so loudly.

  • Cyber12

    What color is that mustang in the pic? Is it the vanilla or caramel one?

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    That’s the caramel one. The vanilla one is very light and cream-colored.

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