Sep 112011
 

Everyone’s coming out with a cute little rechargeable clitoral stimulator these days. Jimmyjane released the Form 2 and Form 3; LELO invented the Siri and Alia; and now Je Joue has submitted their contribution, the MiMi.

None of these has been the perfect clitoral stimulator; they all have issues ranging from mildly irritating (not waterproof) to problematic (shape is weird) to rage-inducing (has a glitch that turns me into a mass murderer).

MiMi (can we catch a break on the unnecessary capitalization, plz?) was, at first, on the mildly irritating end of the spectrum. But it slid into rage-inducing when it died on me.

Long story short (I put the whole thing on my Tumblr): my first MiMi freaked the fuck out and died after I took it in the bath for 10-15 minutes. Je Joue was extremely slow with sending me a replacement — then they sent it to another sex blogger instead of me. I don’t know if Je Joue is still mad over what I said about their SaSi or what, but I was not happy with their customer service.

I have tested my replacement MiMi in the bath and in the sink a couple times, and it has not gone berserk. So I’m really hoping my first one was just defective, but I have no way of knowing for sure, as Je Joue never got back to me. The manual does say “DO NOT use your MiMi in water of extreme temperatures (hot or cold),” but the manual also says things like “AVOID MiMi from having contact with the eye or eyelid,” so how am I supposed to know what is real?1

Anyway. MiMi is shaped like an elongated, flat pebble — the perfect shape for skipping rocks, and one of the most aesthetically appealing clit toys I’ve seen. It’s covered in silicone, but completely stiff. One side of the MiMi has the words “Je Joue” imprinted on it, with a small heart that glows red when the toy is on or being charged. Awww.

The two buttons on MiMi, which are situated at the top, are nearly flush with the rest of the toy. They are silver little things that double as the magnetic charging terminals. Sounds brilliant, only THEY ARE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO PUSH. Without fail, I always have to push the plus button more than once to turn the damn toy on, often while steadying the toy with my other hand.

Some people are able to properly articulate their rage over this button issue, but not me: I’m just very, very grumpy about it. You cannot depend on this toy to respond when you are at the brink of orgasm and want to bump into a higher setting; nor can you depend on it to turn off when you need it to, like if someone walks in on you masturbating or if your cat decides this is a great time to venture into the fireplace.

There is no way to lock MiMi for travel. It’s as if Je Joue realized their buttons were bullshit and figured, “if a human can barely turn this toy on, how could a bag of luggage?”

MiMi has five steady vibration settings (although the first one is utterly useless) and five pattern settings (medium pulse, fast pulse, slow roller coaster, fast roller coaster, and super fast roller coaster — the super fast roller coaster is the only one I like). All the patterns operate at the highest vibration setting, with no option for turning them down.

I prefer to be definitive and unwavering in my reviews, but I have my doubts about whether MiMi’s power can be relied upon. See, when I got my first MiMi, I was very impressed with its power. I did some tests and concluded that it was definitely stronger than LELO Siri, and that it fell between levels 2 and 3 on the Mystic Wand, which was pretty damn good.

But now, with my replacement, or perhaps over time with my replacement, it doesn’t pack the same punch. It feels about as strong as the Siri — respectable, acceptable, but not noteworthy. I’m also fairly certain that, over several uses, the MiMi’s vibrations get progressively weaker, as the battery drains. I wish there was a conclusive way to test this stuff.

Still, the MiMi is strong enough to get me off, and its shape is, well, really nice. At first I held it vertically, wedging it between my labia, but I soon started holding it sort-of diagonally against my clit. Vertically, it feels too thin. Diagonally, it is just the right balance of pinpoint and wide.

MiMi is 80 bucks. This is better than, uh, everything, especially Jimmyjane’s toys. I won’t call it affordable, since I know how much ramen one can buy with $80, but it’s a decent deal.

However, I feel weird recommending MiMi, because I simply don’t trust it. The shape is lovely, but the controls are horrific and the vibrations are dubious. I’d rather point you toward the Siri. Siri costs $30 more and isn’t waterproof, but it’s far easier to use and has a track record of, um, not inexplicably freaking out on people. That’s sort-of important, I’d say.

  1. Also in the manual, on the very first page: “Introducing MiMi, your perfect first toy.” Thanks for the laughs, Je Joue. []

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  • TitsMcScandal

    More than anything I think the faux pas on their part of sending the replacement to someone else is what irks me. Silly? Perhaps it is, considering that has nothing to do with the toy’s functionality. But it leaves me with an ick feeling.

  • kinkymandaa

    LOL @ the eyelid thing.

    I’ve had my MiMi for a couple months now, and I pretty much love it. No freakouts (yet) but I haven’t taken it in the tub…now I’m a little scared to. hah. Power-wise, it has that little extra oomph that Siri is lacking. But really…the buttons on this thing…I feel like I’m putting wayyy too much pressure on the little vibe. Like I’m gonna crush it to bits while attempting to turn it on. haha

    Thats so weird about the customer service. Sending it to someone else, and then never responding? Something strange is going on over there…

  • http://britisshameless.com Britni TheVadgeWig

    That kind of customer service is completely unacceptable. I can forgive a lot of things if a company has amazing customer service, but if their customer service sucks even little things bother me in other areas. Good customer service goes a very long way.

  • Mr. Happy

    Thanks for the detailed review. Was very helpful in deciding whether or not to carry this product. Appreciate the candid opinion! Not to mention the crappy customer service..

  • Shekeita

    I was so sold on this toy until I read your review. Which toy would you recommend for intense clitorial stimulation that’s rechargeable & affordable? I don’t wanna pay a ton and the toy is not dependable when I am at the brink of orgasim.

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @Shekeita: I wish I could give you a definitive answer, but to find something that is all three of those things — intense, rechargeable, and affordable — is near-impossible at this time. The most impressive rechargeable clit toys I’ve found have been the LELO Siri (not intense), the Jimmyjane Form 4 (not affordable), and the We-Vibe Touch. I suppose the Touch would win out, because it’s decently-priced and pretty strong. I hate its one-button control, but I love its shape and rumbly vibrations.

    If you really want intense, though, you’d be better off getting the Mystic Wand or Wahl or something.

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    Your reviews really are informative and hilarious. Thanks!

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  • Beth Dawsey

    Thanks for the review and for making me laugh!

  • http://rollinthehay.blogspot.com/ rollinginthehay

    I know this is an old review, but still. I had a MiMi. I loved the shape, the vibration strength, everything. After a handful of uses, it became noticeably less powerful. I got a replacement. The replacement also worked fine for a few uses, but after that it would turn on, run fine for about 5 minutes or so, then die. This time I just opted for the refund. It’s a shame, really. It’s such a nice shape.

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