07.14.11

Pornfail: Mmm, rubber

Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you.

Um... do you think I can't see those smudges?

So you can clean the floor, but you couldn't clean the gigantic butt plug.

That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t look sanitary. In fact, I’m willing to bet it’s been fondled by every cast member, make-up person, and cameraman on set — presumably in an impromptu game of hot potato butt plug.

Wait, what are you doing now!? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

The way he's daintily holding her ass cheek back so he can get a better view.

Is this the fucking Olympics? Why are you proud of having inserted an inch of rubber into your ass? WHOSE HAND IS THAT?

Oh my god, girls. Look at this guy. He has permanently raised eyebrows and a wrinkly forehead. Do not take lube from him. And more importantly — DON’T FUCK HIM! I had a premonition, and I know what will happen. This will happen:

Oh, christ. You never take my advice. You are on top of him, and now you must see it out to the inevitable end. The moment of orgasm. The faces. “Creeptastic” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

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  • Chloe

    What? No bellybutton-humping or long-stemmed roses? This isn’t sexy at all…

  • Insane Hussein

    OMGZ WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT THEEEEEEEEEE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    I can’t stop staring at the rubber cone in butt picture. Augh!!!

  • LucyLemonade

    LOL

  • http://www.dangerouslilly.com Dangerous Lilly

    This is why I don’t watch porn that isn’t “amateur”. Even queer indy porn is borderline for me. It’s just so ridiculous.

  • http://ofsexandlove.com Adriana

    LOL Oh man, you’re too much

  • http://teagan-shepard.blogspot.com Teagan Shepard

    OMG. wow. that’s awful. *shudder* people do this??!!

  • http://aagblog.com/ aagblog

    Hey, you gotta have goalz.

  • http://afemalesperspective.com Sabrina

    Nothing about this looks remotely appealing. However, I am sure for someone out there this is a turn on.

  • Parnisaurus_Rex

    “Do not take lube from him.” I DIED.