Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you.
That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t look sanitary. In fact, I’m willing to bet it’s been fondled by every cast member, make-up person, and cameraman on set — presumably in an impromptu game of hot potato butt plug.
Wait, what are you doing now!? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Is this the fucking Olympics? Why are you proud of having inserted an inch of rubber into your ass? WHOSE HAND IS THAT?
Oh my god, girls. Look at this guy. He has permanently raised eyebrows and a wrinkly forehead. Do not take lube from him. And more importantly — DON’T FUCK HIM! I had a premonition, and I know what will happen. This will happen:
Oh, christ. You never take my advice. You are on top of him, and now you must see it out to the inevitable end. The moment of orgasm. The faces. “Creeptastic” doesn’t even begin to describe it.
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July 14th, 2011 at 2:32 pm
What? No bellybutton-humping or long-stemmed roses? This isn’t sexy at all…
July 14th, 2011 at 2:33 pm
OMGZ WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT THEEEEEEEEEE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I can’t stop staring at the rubber cone in butt picture. Augh!!!
July 14th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
LOL
July 14th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
This is why I don’t watch porn that isn’t “amateur”. Even queer indy porn is borderline for me. It’s just so ridiculous.
July 14th, 2011 at 7:03 pm
LOL Oh man, you’re too much
July 15th, 2011 at 9:32 am
OMG. wow. that’s awful. *shudder* people do this??!!
July 15th, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Hey, you gotta have goalz.
July 15th, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Nothing about this looks remotely appealing. However, I am sure for someone out there this is a turn on.
August 15th, 2011 at 1:31 am
“Do not take lube from him.” I DIED.