Apr 192011
 

Um…

Er…

How is this even…

why why why why why why

Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend?

No more arguing over whether you’ll use the creepy white double dong or the creepy black double dong?

Or for solo use? Like, oh, I feel like fucking myself with a specifically white cock-side tonight!

Also, there’s a fucking wire inside it. For twisting it into fantastical shapes. Why not.

  • http://twitter.com/kaoss_pad Jessica

    I especially love this line under Product Features: “Two toned so you can chose your color preference for the night”

    What?

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @Jessica: Wow, I did NOT even see that before I wrote this. DELIGHTFUL.

  • http://lusciouslily.blogspot.com Luscious Lily

    What the hell? That’s just… beyond weird. I am actually at a loss for words.

  • http://kitoconnell.com/ Kit OConnell

    These posts brighten my day while simultaneously destroying my faith in humanity. Double win!

  • http://www.early2bed.com/ searah

    Ha! I LOVE that whole line for being so f’d up! I have an interracial pocket pussy in my collection… truly a work of Crazy!

  • Brandy W

    Someone was drinking way too much kool-aid when they thought of this. Hey maybe the sig other is REALLY into the other color. You may not know it but the bf could be hankering for black cock. Then you can each get what you want. Or vice versa.

    I have no idea. Someone thought they were being daring that’s for sure.

  • http://sexxxay.blogspot.com Sexxxay

    Ok, I had no idea Amazon even sold sex toys. I don’t think the .ca site does, so I have to check out the .com site for shits n giggles

  • http://barenakedlady.wordpress.com DalideB

    Well this sure brightened my night. Who the hell got drunk and thought of this?

  • Navigator

    New, from our “We Needed To Use Up The Last Of The Coloring Agents” Collection!

  • http://britisshameless.com Britni TheVadgeWig

    I can’t help but be reminded of the University of Miami logo: http://www.miami-info.com/static_images/um-logo_1.gif

  • http://www.bzzingbee.com bzzingbee

    That is just… creepy.

  • http://jess-vents.blogspot.com Jessica

    Lmao vanilla and chocolate. When are they going to make a Neapolitan one and add strawberry.

    On a more serious note. No way no how. Stupid idea.

  • http://askgarnet.com Garnet Joyce

    I’ve been looking at so much crap like this these days that I’m just happy they didn’t call one side flesh or natural while calling the other side black.

  • Little Miss Naughtygirl

    This is exactly what i’ve been looking for! A double ended dildo that I can bend into an interracial heart. GMAFB. I would have totally loved to be in the conference room when they came up with dildo.

  • Keara

    That’s just hilarious. Wtf.

  • Inky Ink

    Anyone up for an interesting game of horse shoes?

  • Amanda

    I couldn’t have said it any better! Wow! I swear some of the toys manufacturers come up with are crazy! It looks ‘creep’ and I couldn’t imagine playing with this. “Oh hey I want the white side this time! No fair!” lol

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  • http://sexnerdsandra.com/ Sex Nerd Sandra

    I’m gonna play devil’s advocate here. I know, I know, bad choice with it being skin toned…

    BUT at least when you’re using it with a friend, you know which side is yours. I mean, c’mon, most double-dildos on the market are porous, so it’s always good to know which side you were using.

    I’m just sayin’…

  • Aziajs

    This. Is. Awesome.

    I laughed for like 2 minute straight. I have tears in my eyes.

  • http://twitter.com/_Laura33_ Laura
  • Quinn Carpenter

    I want to fashion it into a sword for some reason.