04.19.11
Um…
Er…
How is this
Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend?
No more arguing over whether you’ll use the creepy white double dong or the creepy black double dong?
Or for solo use? Like, oh, I feel like fucking myself with a specifically white cock-side tonight!
Also, there’s a fucking wire inside it. For twisting it into fantastical shapes. Why not.
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April 19th, 2011 at 11:59 am
I especially love this line under Product Features: “Two toned so you can chose your color preference for the night”
What?
April 19th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
@Jessica: Wow, I did NOT even see that before I wrote this. DELIGHTFUL.
April 19th, 2011 at 12:09 pm
What the hell? That’s just… beyond weird. I am actually at a loss for words.
April 19th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
These posts brighten my day while simultaneously destroying my faith in humanity. Double win!
April 19th, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Ha! I LOVE that whole line for being so f’d up! I have an interracial pocket pussy in my collection… truly a work of Crazy!
April 19th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Someone was drinking way too much kool-aid when they thought of this. Hey maybe the sig other is REALLY into the other color. You may not know it but the bf could be hankering for black cock. Then you can each get what you want. Or vice versa.
I have no idea. Someone thought they were being daring that’s for sure.
April 19th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Ok, I had no idea Amazon even sold sex toys. I don’t think the .ca site does, so I have to check out the .com site for shits n giggles
April 19th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Well this sure brightened my night. Who the hell got drunk and thought of this?
April 19th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
New, from our “We Needed To Use Up The Last Of The Coloring Agents” Collection!
April 19th, 2011 at 3:15 pm
I can’t help but be reminded of the University of Miami logo: http://www.miami-info.com/static_images/um-logo_1.gif
April 19th, 2011 at 9:23 pm
That is just… creepy.
April 20th, 2011 at 6:15 am
Lmao vanilla and chocolate. When are they going to make a Neapolitan one and add strawberry.
On a more serious note. No way no how. Stupid idea.
April 20th, 2011 at 12:47 pm
I’ve been looking at so much crap like this these days that I’m just happy they didn’t call one side flesh or natural while calling the other side black.
April 20th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
This is exactly what i’ve been looking for! A double ended dildo that I can bend into an interracial heart. GMAFB. I would have totally loved to be in the conference room when they came up with dildo.
April 20th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
That’s just hilarious. Wtf.
April 20th, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Anyone up for an interesting game of horse shoes?
April 21st, 2011 at 10:23 am
I couldn’t have said it any better! Wow! I swear some of the toys manufacturers come up with are crazy! It looks ‘creep’ and I couldn’t imagine playing with this. “Oh hey I want the white side this time! No fair!” lol
May 16th, 2011 at 11:23 pm
I’m gonna play devil’s advocate here. I know, I know, bad choice with it being skin toned…
BUT at least when you’re using it with a friend, you know which side is yours. I mean, c’mon, most double-dildos on the market are porous, so it’s always good to know which side you were using.
I’m just sayin’…