Feb 042011
 

Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime, though it probably never will.

That is the Luz de la Riva Parda dildo. All my sex toys, even the really cool ones, look like amateurs in comparison. The end.

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  • pnknailpolish

    That looks awesome.

  • Selective Sensualist

    W.A.N.T.! Thanks for adding yet another item to my list of luxurious indulgences that I desperately want, yet will (most likely) never be able to attain. ;)

    This dildo — er, work of art — looks positively amazing. Sadly, I haven’t tried stone yet. I feel SO deprived. What a delicious and beautiful combination of PERFECT shape and tantalizing material . . .

  • http://bzzingbee.wordpress.com Bri

    Wow. Just wow.

  • http://kittenstoys.wordpress.com PixelKitten

    Oh gods, that’s sexy. *lusts*

  • Navigator

    Daaaaaaang. Stone? I’ve never even thought of that… It looks gorgeous, to be sure. I’m stuck somewhere between OMGOMGOMG and waitthatwouldbeheavy… Either way, I’ll never get one, at 450. XD

  • http://www.cristaanne.com/ Crista.Anne

    *drool*

    No really, drool. My mouth is watering looking at that picture. I think I would carry it with me at all times, cradled to my chest in an old baby sling so I could coo adoring words at it. Charge people money simply to look upon its beauty.

    Yes. Crista Wants.

  • JaneBlow

    When I saw the Luz de la Riva Parda dildo in a catalog, I thought if anyone could get their hands on one of these, it would be you. Chin up, ya never know :)

  • http://lusciouslily.blogspot.com Luscious Lily

    Dear sweet sprockets, that is a gorgeous dildo. Excuse me while I go cry into my pillow over the fact that I can’t afford one…

  • http://www.fantasticallynaughty.com Jess Manifesto

    Boner.

  • babyaz2001

    Does anyone have the manufacturers website or contact info for the parda dildo? I know they have other products as I’ve found websites that carry them but I would love to see what else luz de la riva has besides what I’ve found in other catalogs. Was just curious as I am looking for the perfect exqusit toy for my wife. Any help would be great.

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @babyaz2001: http://www.luzdelariva.com/ appears to be their site, although I can’t even find the Parda on it…