12.20.10

The best Christmas list ever

This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while:

I mean, does it get any better?

Pugs and Fleshlights — in ONE VIDEO. I love it. My sex-toy-obsessed heart swells.

In case you are scarred, though, here is a video of pugs not being sexualized:

And let this post also serve as an announcement of a short blogging hiatus, while I relax and celebrate Christmas with my family. I will be back with more snark and reviews very soon.

Happy holidays, everyone! Stay warm and give your loved ones extra-long hugs.

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5 responses so far to The best Christmas list ever

  1. Misfit Momma aka MissyNo Gravatar Says:
    December 21st, 2010 at 8:36 am

    The one with the butt! Funny videos…

    Enjoy your Christmas celebrations!

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  2. BriNo Gravatar Says:
    December 21st, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Awww, they are too cute. I guess we know what Charles and Chester’s dad wants for Christmas….ha ha. Happy Holidays to you too!

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  3. WendyNo Gravatar Says:
    December 24th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    Hooray! It’s Charles again! Charles has a licking problem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lBQWUR3u7U

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  4. EpiphoraNo Gravatar Says:
    December 24th, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    @Wendy: That video seems a lot more perverted in light of the Christmas List video!

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  5. Swinger GirlNo Gravatar Says:
    December 27th, 2010 at 2:49 am

    Those pugs reminded me of bobble head toys you put on a dash in an old truck.

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