I’m starting a tradition, peeps! Every year around this time, I’m gonna make a list of my top and bottom toys for the year, and give out entirely fake awards to various toys that have earned them. However, it’s not going to be about toys that were released that year (despite living on the internet [...]

Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was even interested in the latest Nomi Tang creation, the insertable Getaway Wild (one of three different Getaways). But the shape of the Wild reminded me of my old-time squirting lover, Ella, so I suspended my [...]

This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does it get any better? Pugs and Fleshlights — in ONE VIDEO. I love it. My sex-toy-obsessed heart swells. In case you are scarred, though, here is a video of pugs not being sexualized: And let [...]

I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt. I thought I could handle it. I have the G-Play medium — a smaller cousin of the G-Rider — and I like it. It’s nothing crazy-good, but it feels pleasant, and it vibrates. Vibrating butt plugs [...]

Meet Frank Sinatra by Dissent-Is-Cool Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists #107? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #109? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and [...]

There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite amateur mistakes, mistakes that make our eyes glaze over with terror. When a person begins reviewing sex toys, their first impulse may be to write a cutesy, coy, infomercial-like review. This is no surprise, since [...]

The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles and metallic cores, but my favorite part is that the toys come with brooches. At the risk of turning a review of a luxury sex toy into a grotesque experience, the brooch just made me [...]

It’s that time again! Time for the holiday wishlist meme. Basically, bloggers exchange lists, then try to grant each others’ wishes. My list this year isn’t hugely different from last year, but hopefully a few fun things can be exchanged. Comment here if you create a list, and I will be sure to read it [...]