09.27.10

Review: Toyfriends

My standards for the Tickler Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their lack of power. Although the Toyfriends are bigger and take AAA batteries rather than Ns, I was very skeptical.

There are four different Toyfriends: Coney (black), Bubbly (pink), Nosy (yellow), and Seti (blue). And yes, Seti is named after the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence — the manual even says so! Each toy is 7-8″ long and comes with a clear plastic stand and batteries. Each toy takes 2 AAA batteries, inserted into the base side-by-side.

The silicone on the Toyfriends is very silky to the touch. The shafts are completely rigid, and the heads don’t have much give (the necks bend, and the ears of Coney are flexible, but that’s about it). All the Toyfriends are waterproof. They contain O-rings, and I took them in the bath with me to test, with no issues.

The base of each Toyfriend is a large button that pops when pushed. Unfortunately, this button is not flat, so the Toyfriends can’t stand upright without their stands. The vibrations begin with the strongest steady vibration, which is followed by a weaker steady vibration, then three strong pulsation patterns (medium, faster, and very fast). I have never understood this highest-setting-first thing. Who on this planet wants to begin on the highest steady setting? Okay, maybe a few people, but not me.

The vibration strength surprised me, especially coming from two AAAs. I was skeptical about the power these would put out, but I must eat my hat. I can definitely come on the lower vibration setting, and the higher one is awesome (albeit difficult to access once I’m on the lower one). I also like the really fast pulsation mode because it’s super fast and doesn’t leave space between the pulsations. The different shapes have the same power output, but they all feel different in use.

Coney: As suspected, this one feels a bit like the clitoral stimulator on a rabbit — which is nice, but not amazing. The ears are both flat on the inside, so they actually tend to stick to each other (thanks, lube!), creating a solid, non-memorable shape. Unexpected use: put vibrating ears against butthole while pressing the shaft against clit. Not really my thing, but it’s interesting.

Bubbly: Great for clit stimulation, as I like tiny pinpoint stimulation. Even for me, though, it can feel a bit small clitorally. Does nothing for me internally.

Nosy: The crazy shape of this one has an interesting effect: it puts pressure on my clit without my having to do much of anything. I suspect that those who love pressure would like this one quite a bit. The head has a nice width to it that feels broad but not overwhelming. For dual stimulation, the tip can be inserted while the shaft vibrates one’s clit, but that feels awkward to me. In any case, this one’s FUCKING YELLOW. I think I now have all the colors of the rainbow in my collection. Life: complete.

Seti: Can be difficult to position correctly, but once I get there, it seriously rocks. The tip can feel pointy, for sure, but it’s intense in a good way. Seti does something I didn’t know I even wanted: vibrates my labia whilst pinpointing my clit. Generally I don’t like vibrations against my labia, but they completely work in these case. Impressive. Also, THE COLOR. Love it.

I was extremely impressed with how the Toyfriends feel, but they do have some issues. My biggest gripe would definitely be how fucking hard it is to turn these things off. Holy crap. I hold the button down for 2 seconds and 80% of the time, nothing happens. Sometimes I get lucky and the toy will turn off after 1-5 attempts. Sometimes, it will take 15 attempts. There is no trick, and no logic, which makes it all the more obnoxious. This happens with all the Toyfriends, so it’s clearly not a fluke.

Then there’s the weight and size of the toys. With batteries in, the toys range from 5.6 ounces to 6.5 ounces in weight, so they are pretty heavy compared to the Fun Factory Spring (4.2 oz), Lelo Siri (2.6 oz), and even the Turbo Glider (4.4 oz). Couple that with the size (7-8″ long and 1 1/4″ in diameter at the base), and the Toyfriends are bordering on cumbersome, especially for clitoral stimulators.

There are definitely things that puzzle me about the Toyfriends, like why they begin on the highest vibration setting, why their shafts are so wide, and why they are so fucking difficult to turn off. They’re priced at a little over $50 each, which makes me a wee bit uncomfortable — $40 would be more reasonable — but they are unique (especially Seti and Nosy), which is better than a lot of vibes. Less wonky controls would’ve made these vibes phenomenal, but they’re still interesting, strong, and surprisingly fun.

If you’d like to acquire a Toyfriend (har har), Babeland has ‘em. Thanks, Tickler peeps!

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35 responses so far to Review: Toyfriends

  1. Outspoken CliticNo Gravatar Says:

    I must own anything named after SETI. Just because. The failure to turn off thing is weird: something about the wiring or the button placement? I’ve never had anything be that persistent before.

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  2. buzzvibeNo Gravatar Says:

    Why do any vibes start at the highest speed? That makes no sense to me. These look kinda cool and futuristic, though. I love the little stands they come with.

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  3. CarynNo Gravatar Says:

    They look beautiful and fun. But 50 bucks a pop is a little much, don’t you think?

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  4. EpiphoraNo Gravatar Says:

    @Caryn: Yes. Like I said in the review, I think $40 or a little less would be more reasonable.

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  5. Luscious LilyNo Gravatar Says:

    I’m with Outspoken Clitic – I need to own the Seti, just ’cause I’m a geek. It’s awesome that they listened to the griping and made them stronger, even if they seem to have priced them a wee bit higher than they should have.

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  6. ElodieNo Gravatar Says:

    I want the Seti and the Nosy very much, even though starting on the highest setting is completely weird and definitely not conducive to the way I use stuff. More bath toys!

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  7. LizNo Gravatar Says:

    I remember when I got the e-mail alert from Babeland when these first came out, thought they were super cute. Still, anything over $50 that’s not rechargeable… ehhh. My kitty caress gets the job done and it was less than half that.

    Nosy is cute, though. YELLOW.

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  8. namelesschaosNo Gravatar Says:

    These things are super cute and I love the geek reference but still $50 is too much for me, since I mainly want one for the cute factor and to have a yellow toy to complete the rainbow.

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  9. Polly VincereNo Gravatar Says:

    These just look weird. Thanks for trying them out, although I don’t see myself wanting one. They do seem overpriced.

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  10. NimueNo Gravatar Says:

    Wow, I just clicked through the link to the ticklers website, and that’s one hell of a confusing website – not quite sure where to click to look at anything!! Glad the babeland site is not so confusing!

    I’m a geek as well, and really struggling to resist the urge to buy the SETI, just… well – cos!! The fact that it delivers intense vibrations is a bonus!!

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  11. AB SmithNo Gravatar Says:

    these are very interesting looking! thanks for your honest review!

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  12. SexxxayNo Gravatar Says:

    The seti freaks me out and excites me, all at the same time. “What are you sending to my clitoris? WHAT IS IT SENDING YOU?!”

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  13. MissyNo Gravatar Says:

    I would have never thought to buy these until I read this review! I’m mainly interested in the Seti, of the four.

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  14. WilhelminaNo Gravatar Says:

    i’m surprised these seem decent after the ticklers! the seti looks awesome, i love the idea of a sci-fi satellite dish type decorative figure that also doubles up as a sextoy.

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  15. AmandaNo Gravatar Says:

    These toys look like aliens.

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  16. sbmisvschoolgirlNo Gravatar Says:

    The Seti intrigues me, even if the settings on these are weird.

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