07.26.10

My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

njoy Pure Wand
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You have come here wondering if the Njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound and a half of medical-grade stainless steel can indeed change your — and your G-spot’s — life.

 

The answer is yes. Holy fuck, yes. Your G-spot will never be the same. You don’t even know. You can’t comprehend. Buckets of ejaculate. Buckets upon buckets. A parade of buckets, if that is your aim. And lots and lots of moaning.

Measly words can’t adequately describe what the Pure Wand feels like. This is the most intense, overwhelming sex toy I’ve ever used. It is heavy, concentrated, and unrelenting. It steals my breath. It messes with my sanity. It says, HELLO G-SPOT OH HI THERE OH HEY, and it does not stop until I run out of energy and collapse. It gives me goosebumps. It makes me cry. And it leaves me with a puddle of ejaculate underneath me, which then runs down my legs when I stand up.

Straight up: this toy is a G-spot god (and I’ve heard it also rules at prostate stimulation). I can squirt over and over with it, which is a feat that is just not possible with almost any other toy. It was the first toy to help me achieve a dual orgasm — clitoral and G-spot at the same time — and is still the best toy for the job, as it is by far the easiest toy to squirt with (runners up: Beyond 3, Seduction).

With other G-spot toys, I squirt once and call it a night. Not so with the Pure Wand. The Pure Wand has the unique ability to infuse the sensation of a G-spot orgasm with an insatiable lust for more G-spot orgasms. So you can see how, one memorable night, I was drunk and I used the Pure Wand for over an hour, just thrusting and squirting and thrusting and squirting, in a daze. And it was glorious.

I always feel a sense of great accomplishment when a squirtfest with the Pure Wand is over. My arm aches. My fingers are stiff. My legs are asleep. The Throe is drenched. I am exhausted but very satisfied. And usually hungry.

Which brings me to this: a list of Pure Wand tips, which will further demonstrate the life-changingness of the Pure Wand, and possibly help out Pure Wand n00bs.

Pure Wand tips

For best possible times with the Pure Wand, please observe the following:

  • Hydration/nutrition. Do not use the Pure Wand on an empty stomach, or without some serious H20 nearby. The toy will nudge your G-spot crazily, badgering you to speed up, and you will pant and push on until you squirt all over yourself. You will not regret it, but you will want to go order a huge pizza afterward.
  • Strength. Make sure you are in tip-top shape to be thrusting a very heavy chunk of stainless steel. As in, don’t play Wii Boxing beforehand.
  • Absorption. Put a Throe, or at least three towels, underneath you before you begin. Even if you have never squirted before. Trust me on this.
  • Sound level. Ensure that you are in a place where you can yell, scream, and gasp for air. Prepare yourself and your fellow comrades for involuntary, inhuman moans that may or may not sound quite tortured.
  • Back-up friend. Consider having a person in the next room whom you can call when you are desperate for someone else to fuck you with the Pure Wand the way you suddenly, undeniably need to be fucked.

So there you have it. You should prepare for your life to be changed, and for your body to react accordingly. There is not much more I can say.

Go. Buy one. This very instant.

[SheVibe has the Pure Wand for the incredible price of $90.
It can also be found at GoodVibes, Babeland, and everywhere.]

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  • MissAddict

    Impulse buy… possibly! Have been waiting for your review!

  • http://britisshameless.com Britni TheVadgeWig

    If I could buy one for everyone I know, I totally would.

    I’ve always been able to squirt, but the amount of fluid that comes out of me when I use this toy is unreal.

  • http://mendthiscrack.wordpress.com/ Ashley

    My vagina wants this toy so fucking bad.

  • http://www.fantasticallynaughty.com Jess Manifesto

    Want! My mouth waters when I see pics of the pure wand. Yeah, I don’t understand why either.

  • LucyLemonade

    If only it didn’t cost so much, maybe someday!

  • http://outspokenclitic.com Outspoken Clitic

    The Pure Wand is the tool of the gods!

  • http://lusciouslily.blogspot.com Luscious Lily

    The Pure Wand is EPIC. I have no other words to describe it. An as for the gal who gave me mine, I worship the water she walks on. I <3 my Pure Wand.

  • http://elodieonlove.com/ Elodie

    Your review has me wanting it… except I still know it will be way too big for me. It’s gorgeous though.

  • Alan

    Great review Epiphora! Toys like that make me wish I was a lady for a day, just so I could experience the ecstasy that this toy obviously delivers. I will have to make sure I order an extra one for my wife on my next shipment this week. I guess I should probably buy a few extra towels as well :) It definitely explains why they move so fast. Thanks Epiphora!

  • http://subfrench.blogspot.com french

    I keep wanting to buy one of these, and then I remember that lots of gspot stimulation actually tends to tip over in to painful for me.

    Granted, said stimulation is usually by Jay wielding fingers or a toy, and bless his heart he’s very enthusiastic.

    Maybe I’ll buy one and not let him use it.

  • http://jonsbabydoll.blogspot.com JonsBabydoll

    Um, so you are pretty much the cruelest person ever. I have been able to look past this after every other glowing review of it. Yours however is somehow mystically different because now I feel like I need this in me now. You are a cruel cruel lady.

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @JonsBabydoll: Clearly this is a sign that you must buy it NOW.

  • http://femeninadeliciosa.com/ F. D.

    Thanks for the tips! ;) I just got one and I’ve been waiting for hours upon hours of free time to play with it. That way I can see what this beauty is all about. [Hopefully soon.]

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  • http://twitter.com/theemoberry Vincent Cooksey

    I’m broke so I’m stealing yours. This is me, knocking on your door.

    except i don’t know where you live and I don’t steal

    Damn me for following the law

    *grrrr*

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  • Starsinthesky

    My hubby and I just ordered some Njoy (Pure wand and medium plug). I insisted on the Pure wand on this post alone. Love your site!

  • e.g.

    Strange! I thought I’d commented on this post before but I guess not.

    I too was once scared of the pure wand’s price. Even though I read gushing (pun intended…?) reviews of it everywhere, I was still scared. I looked for it on eBay and found some fake $50 version of it (ugh). Eventually I found it for $69 online, from a legit store owned by a legit person with legitimately free shipping. So it’s possible to find it with a light price tag. Now you fellow blog readers have no excuse not to get one.

    I have nothing else to add – my experience with the toy has been just as amazing as everyone else says. So people people! Go out and get one! Now!

  • http://suburbanhousewife.tumblr.com/ AB Smith

    Want to try!!!!

    Thanks for the review!

  • Kyra

    This sounds awesome! I was always looking for a great G-Spot toy but most of them didn’t impress me that much. I’ll give it a try!

  • Selective Sensualist

    Oh, God. Your tips were hysterical (though excellent advice)!

  • Bri

    Your tips, while helpful, crack me up!!! Another one that’s on my wishlist…. I really want any steel toy though, just to try out that texture. I’m going to search your list of reviews now to see if you’ve tried the Njoy 11.

  • http://www.namelesschaos.com namelesschaos

    You know I have a pure wand but I haven’t tried using it for p-spot stimulation yet, for some reason the thing kinda of scares me. Re-reading your review makes me what to try unfortunately my GI tract is not a cooperative mood today I know TMI.

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  • RaDD

    As the VERY proud winner of the Pure Wand from Epiphora herself I have to say… All of this is true. Every.blessed.word. You will lose hours of time. You will black out in a haze of glorious, gushing orgasms. You will suddenly find yourself exhausted, starving, dazed, and extremely confused as to how the HELL it is 3am and you were just gonna jack off “real quick” before bed. You will squirt more then you thought possible. You will significantly strengthen your arm. And you WILL FALL IN LOVE!!!! Seriously. This is no joke. HOLY SHIT!!! Now if you will excuse me, my Pure Wand awaits…….

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  • http://twitter.com/#!/LinToxic LinToxic

    Darn, this thing is like a cult classic. It’s like, everyone’s favorite dildo! It looks so normal but I think I should eventually invest in one too… Eventually… I’ve only started with my first sex toy about four months ago. Hahaha!

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  • gk

    For the guys out there: this thing fucking RULES at prostate stimulation. You will be amazed. And possibly unable to move for a while.

  • lsea

    So I’ve owned a Pure Wand for a few years, but never really liked it much because g-spot stimulation is more painful than pleasurable for me. Today though, I took it out and decided to try the smaller end in my ass. It was so completely amazing!!! Normally, I have a hard time orgasming just once without a super strong vibrator, but I was able to come twice with just this and my fingers. I am so glad that I finally found a way to use this. Thanks for bringing it up from time to time and reminding me to use it.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    So glad you found a way to enjoy it! My obsession pays off…

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  • http://twitter.com/leDestiny_Cat Destiny Cat

    i want one SO FUCKING BAD…i will save up. i have NEVER squirted before and my partner is really wanting to try, and so do i. it sounds like heaven to come so hard you squirt…jesus man. i am so jealous right now. you make me want all the sex toys

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  • Michael

    Your love of this toy is so tempting…I would like to know from more men which they prefer, this or the Fun wand. Epiphora, if you could only put these toys in your bum which would you prefer?

  • http://twitter.com/factsnfriction Jake Holden

    I’m a guy and using the Pure Wand in my butt is fantastic. I imagine the fun Wand is pretty similar but with more of the feeling of beads or anything else with a varying size. Think about whether you’d rather have one bulb (remember the Pure Wand has two sizes) rubbing against your prostate, or the choice of one, or an end with a variety of sizes (which seems to me as if it would be more for your sphincter than internally?)

  • Michael

    Thanks, Jake. I’m looking at the Fun Wand and I’m not crazy about the angle of the beads end. Plus, aren’t the pleasures of beads pulling them out when you orgasm? But I couldn’t leave that in comfortably for a long period of time. The praise for the Pure Wand is just too overwhelming, and if I’m going to go for an expensive metal toy I want the best.

  • Vieux

    I’ve used my Fun Wand on my guy with both ends and, honestly, he said it didn’t add any kind of stimulation, but he prefers the smooth end. He’s not a texture kind of guy. He also prefers the Fun Wand because it’s a bit smaller girth wise and it isn’t as overwhelming. Every time we’ve used it, he’s had an incredible orgasm, regardless of which end. It just honestly depends on if you like a lot of texture or if you’re more of a smooth character. The bulbed ends, though, remind me more of the plugs and would seem to be more fit to be used as an anal trainer than an end you insert for masturbation, but that’s just me.

  • http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

    I am somewhat ashamed to admit I’ve never put either in my ass. So I’ve left this to others to answer!

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