05.16.10
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud at something on the internet, and this trailer managed to do it — three times. Even my boyfriend laughed when he watched it, and he doesn’t like porn!
Best moments of this trailer:
- 0:58 — Some dude slapping another dude’s tattooed ass to urge him to jack off elsewhere. Totally random, and obviously amazing.
- 1:08 — James Deen showing his high-tech I.D. card. Swoon.
- 1:21 — The introduction of Evan Stone into the storyline. Oh my gawd.
- 1:33 — “Can I show you our gender-neutral bathroom? …for sex.”
- 2:35 — Kylee Kross doing exactly what I have always wanted to do to James Deen:
- 2:47 to the end — Evan. Fucking. Stone. Going nuts, as always. ”CAN I GET ANOTHER BEER?”
So good.
P.S. Clearly, every porno starring Evan Stone must create a lovable creeper role for him. It is his destiny.
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May 16th, 2010 at 12:49 am
……….I don’t like porn either, and yet I want to see this for the sheer sexy hilarity of it. AWESOME.
May 16th, 2010 at 12:58 am
“Hey, how ya doin’? Whatcha think?” ::beer thrown on him:: “Ok!”
OMG, that was the best part of the trailer. And he kinda reminds me of Denis Leary with the cocky attitude.
May 16th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Oh my GOD, Evan Stone is fucking hilarious; I’m not even a huge porn fan but he makes me want to watch every single film he’s ever been in ever.
May 16th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Ah! I’m so glad to see Kylee Kross again! She’s so awesome. Probably the first porn star I really geeked out about.
October 14th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
This looks really cute (and totally different from the porn I’ve seen). (I’m trying to remember if you reviewed this one . . . going to check!)