05.01.10

Giveaway: Squeeze some VixSkin!

It’s no secret I adore VixSkin, the soft-on-the-outside and hard-on-the-inside silicone invented by Vixen Creations. Right now, I’m still on a high from my latest VixSkin dildo, Maverick. Awesomely, this high is going to translate into a dildo for one of you!

MARCH OF THE COCKS!

The very generous folks at Vibrator.com decided to help me out with this one. Together we will be giving one lucky winner their dream VixSkin dildo! And there’s a LOT to choose from

Is your head spinning from the awesomeness yet?

How to enter

Comment here with answers to my perverse questions! Answer as many or as few as you’d like. Each answer earns you one entry, for up to 3 entries.

  • Describe a squishy experience you’ve had (sexual or not, terrible or glorious).
  • What attracts you to realistic dildos?
  • What do you like to squeeze — or even just touch — for tactile pleasure alone? Human body parts don’t count! Get your mind out of the gutter!

You can get more entries by doing these things:

  • Subscribe to my RSS feed or subscribe to email updates. Comment here letting me know.
  • Comment on my reviews of Maverick, Randy, and/or Raquel, for up to 3 entries. Something more substantial than “nice review!”, please.
  • Share/like this on Facebook with the button below this post. Comment letting me know.

Deadline: May 13th, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. PST.

Fine print: To win, you must live in the U.S., UK, or one of the Commonwealth countries (Canada, Australia, NZ, HK, etc). I will choose a winner randomly from the entries and email the winner with a list of available dildos to choose from.

A big thanks to Vibrator.com for sponsoring!


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  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @Tanya: Hmm, I don’t recall this giveaway asking for poorly-written erotica, but thanks…

  • katie

    wow those are amazing!! so realistic looking. I would actualy want to display this haha…weird but then again in university i was the one with the penis’s drawn all over the front of her door (no i did not do it myself….friends did it while in class and i got told i was immature by the RA of the residance haha)
    ok so on to the questions:
    1. a squishy experience would be….ok this is gross but the first thing that came to mind was when i was about 4 years old i was walking in the back yard in my bare feet and stepped in a large pile of dog poop…now we did not have a dog…it was the next door neighbours dog. I was so embarashed and was teased by my dad and sister for the next few years because i freaked out and started to cry because the poop was squished between my toes.
    Sorry for making you read that!
    2. What attracts me to realistic dildos is that it is easier to imagine it to be the real thing! Some might get turned on by the thought of sticking glass, silicone or plastic in to their vagina but i am not one.
    3. My favourite thing to squeeze or touch (not including body parts) would be a chashmere sweater!! sooo soft :D

    Thanks for the fun giveaway!

  • katie

    i subscribed via email!

  • Masterandslave

    1) What can I say, except for my name is M&S and I’m addicted to pinching/squishing/biting/nibbling pert juicy bums!!!

    2) Well I’m yet to own one *blushes* but I would just love to try one to see for myself how they compare and measure up ;-)

    3)I love to squeeze ripe tomatoes until they pop an gush everywhere when I’m cooking! It’s fantastic getting any pent up aggression out!

    x

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  • Apple

    1. This is both TMI and a bit horrifying, but here goes: once upon a time, my partner and I thought it would be fun for him to wear a squishy, textured jelly sheath during sex. Well, at some point during the festivities the squishy sheath came off… inside me. Or so we thought. After far too much time spent “looking” (read: poking, prodding, and pulling at my cervix and vaginal walls – YEOCH!) for it, we discovered it in the bed. Do not recommend.

    2. I like both non-realistic and realistic dildos. What attracts me to realistic ones is, well, the realism. I like the real deal, and I like dildos that remind me of the real thing. I think Vixen does this particularly well, because most of their realistic dildos are realistic enough without crossing over into creepy/squicky territory like so many cheaper versions do (*shudder*). The Maverick, in particular, is very aesthetically pleasing.

    3. I like to squeeze bubble wrap! It’s addictive. In terms of touching for tactile pleasure, I like the way my dog’s ears feel. They’re very soft and silky between my fingers.

    4. I signed up for e-mail updates. :)

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  • http://textual-intercourse.blogspot.com/ EmilyC

    @Tanya: Tanya, what the eff?

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  • Beth

    I’ve subscribed to your email updates.

    1) My boyfriend is pleasantly squishy–good for hugging!

    2) I’m attracted to dildos because it’s a way to try out a variety of “equipment” when one’s in a monogamous relationship!

    3) I do a lot of bread baking, and love the feeling of well-kneaded dough. It’s smooth, silky, and elastic.

    Thanks for a great blog!

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  • Tanya

    1.OK, A squishy experience is when my boyfriend eats a peach and each bite the squishy sound he makes, as he slowly eats it the sound reminds me of when we are in the tub together.
    2.Realistic dildos, the more the better, the feeling is enhanced either way you use them. The more accurate they are thus the more feeling !
    3.Touching/holding a Bananna or lying in a pile of soft and sexy silky or nylon cloth’s. Both a real turn on!

  • tanya

    I remember one time I went to a winery, and they demontrated the old way using your feet to crush the grapes having the grapes squishes between your toe’s was fun and exciting.
    One time I purchased one of those dildo making kits, for my boyfriend to make a copy for when he was away. it was realistic, we are no longer together but I still enjoy it one in awhile. The more realistic it feels the better.
    Squishing grapes. A real turn on after getting over the sticky feet.

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  • http://xmech.wordpress.com xMech

    1. An amazing squishy experience I had was as a child at camp, it had been raining for a few days. Then me and a few of my friends decided to go outside and run around in the mud in our bare feet. The squishing between my toes felt amazing.

    2. A few things attract me to a realistic dildo. First of all, the outer softness is a nice break from most silicon dildos that are so hard and unyeilding, which can make penetration less pleasant. Secondly, they tend to give nice texture to penetration, unlike some of the smoother dildos. Third, they are really hot for certain types of power play, like getting one’s partner to go down on your dildo.

    3. I love the feel of really soft rubber, like the worn down bottom of tennis shoes or the buttons on some remote controls. It isn’t sexual, just the feel of the soft rubber is amazing.

  • http://xmech.wordpress.com xMech

    Also, now subscribed via email.

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  • Tuesday

    -It makes my stomach feel squishy when people are banned from websites for inexplicable mysterious reasons.

    -As an avid knitter, one of my favorite things to squish is yarn.

    I just subscribed to email updates.

  • http://bottomtalk.blogspot.com ScottA

    1. Squishy. For some reason I’m mixing squishy and slimy in my mind, and what I’m coming up with is one of those very unpleasant experiences you get when you bite into fruit that looks fine but it isn’t. Nuff said.

    2. Realistic dildos. I must admit that I like certain traits that realistics have rather than like them for being realistic. I’m a man, perhaps it’s latent “fear of gayness” or perhaps not. I must say I hope not. Perhaps I just don’t care what my dildos look like as long as they feel good, and realistics do have some qualities that make them feel good. I’ll list them:

    (1) the head. Having a head usually makes dildos better. It presses against things, helps it stay inside, and provides a satisfying “snap” feeling on insertion that’s kind of like a plug.
    (2) The curve. While this isn’t a necessary realistic trait, many realistics are curved. Curves make the dildo go in easier and allow you to direct the pressure.
    (3) A little bit of texture. Texture is fun – not too much, or it can irritate, but just a little (or smooth bumps). Most realistics have a bit of surface texture, but not too much. Some hyperrealistics do, but let’s not go there.
    (4) If the realistic provides balls they make a great handle. They’re strong enough to steer the dildo with.

    Too bad body parts don’t count. The inside of the arm (where there isn’t any hair) feels so nice. Barring that one of my favorite is putting my hand up inside a pillowcase. Usually the pillow covering is soft, and the slightly squishy (in a good way) warm (after a little use) pillow feels nice as well. But that’s bed talk again – get out of the gutter!. Flower petals on a warm day I guess.

  • Elodie

    1) One of my kitties has a squishy tummy. I like to pick her up, turn her upside-down, and blow on it. Then I bury my face in it and squeeze her. She sometimes squeaks. But she always purrs.

    2) I’ve only recently started looking at realistic dildos seriously. At first, they creeped me out — these disembodied cocks just… sitting there. Looking at me. They make me think of the song “Detachable Penis”. But I can’t look away from pictures of the Mustang. In those pictures, it just looks so… happy. Aroused. Like a dildo that really *wants* to be used, like a man.

    3) Everything. I touch everything. I go through clothing stores brushing against things, I fondle flowers, I touch lampposts. I love the feel of water.

    4) Subscribed to your RSS feed.
    5) Commented on Maverick
    6) Commented on Randy
    7) Commented on Raquel

  • http://bottomtalk.blogspot.com ScottA

    I’ve also commented on all three reviews and subscribed to e-mail feeds.

    I feel as though I’m being obnoxious but hey- I want a Mustang.

  • Analise

    The word “squishy” always makes me think of Finding Nemo! My own personal squishy experience that comes to mind though is a little less kid-friendly. I distinctly remember the first time that I put my fingers inside myself after having sex and how different it felt than usual- the walls of my vagina were all spongy and squishy! Ever since that discovery, I have a compulsion to explore myself directly after fucking someone.. usually I take a little taste, too! The first dildo I ever got was a huge realistic one which intimidated me for years so I never used it (it was a gift) but once I lost my shyness, I fell in love with it. I’ve since bought another less realistic one and I don’t care for it near as much as my first, so the next dildo I get will definitely be another realistic one! As odd as it might sound, I love to squeeze my cats tail- he’s a Himalayan and it’s so soft and fluffy that I can’t help myself every time he comes up for a rub.

  • http://molusgoabobinable.blogspot.com Aida

    RSS Feed + Facebook posting/like :)

  • http://depravitydujour.blogspot.com maia stasia

    I’m LOVING the look of that Maverick, so here goes:

    Hmmm… a squishy experience, let’s see… giving birth was very squishy. It was very terrible AND very glorious! My two daughters are themselves very squishy and terrible and glorious as well. ;)

    I’m attracted to realistic dildos because I love cock! I’ve actually never owned a very realistic dildo before, and I figure since I love cock so much, it’s about time for me to get one.

    As far as tactile pleasure goes, my all-time favorite squeeze toy is one of those sand-filled stress balls. I could squeeze that thing for hours!

    P.S. I just subscribed to your RSS feed, too. :)

  • http://molusgoabobinable.blogspot.com Aida

    Posted on the 3 reviews, and here are my 3 answers:

    Describe a squishy experience you’ve had (sexual or not, terrible or glorious).

    1. Squishy experience? When I visited Nickelodeon Studios (I was about 10), I was taking a tour, and I got chosen to be slimed. It was SO EXCITING. I had to go to a backstage room, peel off all my clothes, and put on a special jumpsuit that could get dirty. Then I went back in front of everyone, climbed in a kiddy pool, got asked a few questions, and then a big bucket of green slime was poured over me. It was nuts. Squishy and slimy and perfect. I got a certificate saying I had been slimed, too, so I was able to prove it to all my friends after the fact. One of the high-points of my trip and childhood, definitely.

    2. What attracts you to realistic dildos?
    I really like being able to think they’re biologically attached to me. As a…vaginally-abled person who really identifies with having a cock (but yes, also a vagina), it’s really fun to strap on or even HOLD something that I feel could be coming from me. I also grew to love cocks (whereas before I found them terribly disgusting), and now I really find their nuances fascinating. I relish giving my partners handjobs because I always get to “inspect” them and really pay attention to what they look like and how they work. Thus, realistic dildos fascinate me and I like their minute details. :) Oh, and the head. The heeeeeeeaads are fun. I usually end up just wanting to pop them in my mouth because they look so tasty and smooth.

    3. What do I squeeze/touch for tactile pleasure?
    Hm, aside from the usual (certain fabrics, fluffy animals, toys, etc), many things! Dolphins and manta-rays feel SUPER nice, though. Putting my hands in baskets of grains or beads, as well.

  • http://molusgoabobinable.blogspot.com Aida

    @maia stasia:

    LOL I love this comment.

  • mchll

    I love to touch those micro-bead pillows for the pure tactile pleasure alone. They feel great supporting my neck or my back.

  • mchll

    Here’s a squishy experience: wading in a bog on a school trip without proper wading gear (instead, only canvas shoes). I can still recall that weird, wet mud stuff on my feet. Blech.
    Also, there was a lot of natural methane, so it smelled wonderful.

  • mchll

    (I’m not sure if I’m doing it right, entering each answer separately, but it’s too late for me to turn back now!)

    Lastly, what attracts me to realistic dildos? Everything. Easier to fantasize about real male anatomy when using something that looks like and feels like it.

  • http://twitter.com/theemoberry Vincent Cooksey

    Squishy experience: Okay, this is actually UTTERLY ridiculous, but I had this Dildo, and I left it out on the floor. my puppy, Yuna, was about 6 months old at the time. I woke up in the morning and stepped in somethign unpleasantly squishy and wet. she had CHEWED up my damn dildo and the pieces were in a pile on my floor. I was horrified but I was also laughing so damn hard i could hardly breathe

    As to number two. Realistic dildos spark the imagination. As a bottom, well… I have to have something.. i can’t just… do it, alone, I have to have a whole sort of fantasy to latch onto. So a realistic dildo = a realistic experience for me, and a much more satisfying self-fuck.

    Onto the third. I LOVE to touch jello. i usually RUIN it that way but I love to play with it. and not even in a dirty way but just to touch it. My Fleece blanket is also win. sometimes i lay it out on my floor and lay on itnaked under my ceiling fan… MUCHO fun there.

  • http://twitter.com/theemoberry Vincent Cooksey

    ANNNND i subscribed to the RSS via email cuz i don’t have an RSS reader

  • kittums

    1. One squishy experience I had was when I met my second host family in a study abroad trip to Japan. They brought in a boat full (the container looked like a boat, I’m serious) of plums. I love plums and I despise how rarely they are available. I eagerly grabbed one and bit into it…it exploded all over my face and white shirt. Mmm. Mess.
    2. I am attracted to realistic dildos because (well, aside from LOVING cock) is because I like to fantasize that it really IS my cock…which is hard to do when it’s purple and sparkly. Or green and spiraly. Or looks like a unicorn’s horn.
    3. What do I like to squeeze? I love to squeeze my silicone chicken fillets… so squeeshy. They”re especially nice when they’re nice and warm from cuddling my boobs all day :P

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  • http://twitter.com/LindaZZZZ Linda Z

    Squishy experience, He was not at all firm :(

  • http://twitter.com/LindaZZZZ Linda Z

    Realistic feel better to me I don’t like odd shapes or hard rubber.

  • http://twitter.com/LindaZZZZ Linda Z

    I like the feel of my keyboard wrist cushion. It feels soft firm and squishy all at once.