I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very intensely. Some stimulate it softly, with more subtlety. Some have only caused me discomfort. And a select few, by themselves, can make me squirt.
The Ophoria Beyond 3 makes me squirt in less than 30 seconds. Less than 15 if I really go for the gold.
I do not have to think. I do not have to position. I just have to lube up, insert, and thrust. The lengthy handle is a godsend — I clutch it as though my life depends on it. The vertical shape of the dildo allows the shaft to rub my clit as the bulb pounds crazily against my G-spot. This is unheard of. This is glorious. This is perfection.
I don’t think I’ve ever used the Beyond 3 for more than a few minutes at a time. I never need to; it gets the job done quickly and consistently. This isn’t a dildo you take out to a romantic dinner and snuggle up with at night. It’s for intense, automatic G-spot stimulation, almost instantaneous squirting, and forgetting to breathe for 15 seconds straight.
I’m serious. Instasquirt.
The Beyond 3 is definitely among my top three G-spot dildos, along with the NobEssence Seduction and legendary Njoy Pure Wand. Of the three, it’s by far the cheapest (around $50!) and the only one made of silicone. Generally, I prefer harder materials against my G-spot, but the Beyond 3′s silicone is fairly rigid, and its shape is out of this world. It’s basically the silicone version of the Pure Wand.
And so, the Beyond 3 is the best silicone G-spotting dildo I’ve encountered. Hands down. If you’re still, somehow, not believing me, maybe photographic proof will seal the deal:
In less than 15 seconds. Please note THE FLOOR.
I rest my motherfuckin’ case.
Postscript: One of the most popular posts on his blog is my review of the Lelo Ella, the dildo that gave me my first G-spot orgasm and ejaculation. I still think Ella is a wonderful dildo, but the Beyond 3 is officially taking its place as beginner G-spot dildo #1. The handle and ease of use just cannot be topped.
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April 3rd, 2010 at 12:18 am
oh my god. i’m going to review this soon and i am sooo excited.
April 3rd, 2010 at 9:14 am
OK, I officially want this. Current G-spot vibe not doing the trick (at least not how it was intended). Lovin how the bulbous head looks on this dildo.
April 3rd, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Wow. I’ve been lusting after this one for a while, but it just rocketed to the top of the “OMG MUST HAVE NOW!” list.
April 3rd, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I’m obsessed with g-spot dildos, and this has been on my wishlist for quite some time. It will now be moving up on the priority scale.
April 3rd, 2010 at 5:37 pm
HOLY SHIT
April 3rd, 2010 at 6:22 pm
This looks fantastic!
April 4th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Your review made me very curious about this toy. Unfortunately, I haven’t seen it around anywhere in our shops. Also, LOL, your review makes me want to go attack my G-spot toys XD
You have a way with words!
April 4th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
I have this, but it hasn’t really ever gotten used. Perhaps it’s time for this to be given another try.
April 4th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
Love the silhouette.
April 5th, 2010 at 1:49 am
WANT.
April 5th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
That is an awesome review! I have heard the same squirting stories from customers with the Beyond 3. Nice Pic too
April 5th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Since I have the vibrator with the similar shape, I took the dildo off my wishlist. It’s a nice shape but I need to be worked up for it
April 7th, 2010 at 8:16 am
You make a convincing case! It’s on the list.
July 16th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
oh my fucking god – this is the end. I call it big red and my husband knows that it does the trick every time. Call me a satisfied squirter.