I don’t even really know the plot of Alice in Wonderland, and yet Erica McLean and Carlos Batts’s upcoming porno Alice is making me, um, very excited.
I’ve known about Alice since December, and will periodically watch the trailer and get myself amped up all over again. It’s one of the most badass porn trailers ever made. Go watch it.
I mean, seriously — Evan Stone as the Mad Hatter (obvs!), Sunny Lane as Alice (aw!), April Flores as the Queen of Hearts (genius!)… and a bunch of other hotties that I enjoy watching quite a bit. I know Erica McLean is capable of awesome things — just look at the costuming in Hardcore Circus and you’ll see. Judging by the trailer, Alice is not just going to look good; it’s going to be freakishly hot too.
Alice has a tentative release date of June 1st, which is infuriatingly far into the future. For now, I’ll continue to appease myself by watching Sunny Lane moan “I’m your dirty little Alice” over and over.
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February 23rd, 2010 at 9:53 am
Um… I have no words other than “holy shit.”
February 23rd, 2010 at 2:40 pm
This remind me of some absurd alice in wonderland porno from the seventies that is on youtube, except much better.
February 23rd, 2010 at 10:24 pm
I don’t know. I looked at the preview, and while I love Alice in Wonderland. I wasn’t impressed. Parts of this look awesome, but overall it seems to be ‘ghetto’d out for lack of a better word.
February 24th, 2010 at 12:55 am
I’M YOUR DIRTY LITTLE ALICE.
But srsly. I <3 the urban bizarre theme. Also, it's not "ghetto." It's hip hop music, and the actors aren't dressed hip hoppy… it's just the music. And the music rocks. It's called a promo.
February 24th, 2010 at 6:06 am
The trailer looks awesome, the music sounds like a Pdiddy ripoff. I hope that crap doesn’t play through the whole movie.
February 24th, 2010 at 6:20 am
@BonedinBaltimore: I’m sure it won’t. Hardcore Cirus didn’t have music during the scenes at all. It’s a trailer; that’s why it has music playing. Plus, the the official music video for “Yeah I” promotes Alice, so there’s obviously a reason this song was chosen to go over the trailer.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Definitely looks like a movie to watch when you’re stoned!Can do without the scenes of the fat chick getting banged though, total hard-on killer. Not enough pot on the planet to make that shiz sexy. At least in Hardcore Circus they had the sense to have Blue Iris keep her clothes on.
February 25th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
I really hope that the cool cinematography (if you can call it that in a porn) continues throughout the entire film, because it looked awesome. Can’t wait to see it!
February 25th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
@PorncollectorXXX:
This comment = Ugh. Just ugh.
February 25th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
@PorncollectorXXX I’m sure that super hot “fat chick” would say the same about your tiny pencil-dick, douchebag.
February 25th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
PorncollectorXXX was referring to April Flores as the ‘fat chick’?
What an idiot. Having actually MET her (as I think other commenters have done, at the EF party in New York and Philly) I can confirm that she is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet, both in looks and personality. She’s living proof that ‘attractive’ doesn’t have anything to do with dress size – it’s all about attitude and sex appeal and April has both in abundance.
February 25th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
@PorncollectorXXX:
Too bad YOU didn’t have the sense to be more respectful in your comment. Instead of making a point, now you just sound like a pathetic little man.
February 25th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
@PorncollectorXXX Wow. There are plenty of folks who enjoy watching fat chicks get fucked in porn, even when they’re not high. I know it may be hard to wrap your tiny, fat-phobic bran around the concept that different people find different bodies attractive, but they do. It’s too bad you don’t have the sense to know when you should keep your mouth closed.
February 25th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
@PorncollectorXXX: Wow, what an unintelligent comment. April Flores is a gorgeous woman, way hotter than lots of skinnier so called “hot chicks.” It all has to do with attitude, personality, style and confidence, and she has it all. It’s unfortunate that your idea of beauty is so narrow.
February 25th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Oooh, I’m so excited for this. I’m so glad Evan Stone’s gonna be the Mad Hatter!
P.s. @porncollectorXXX: You’re an idiot and a complete asshole.
February 25th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
@PorncollectorXXX: Yikes! What a cruddy way to say that you don’t find April Flores attractive. Somehow I’m not at all upset by this. That just means I get more of her to myself. Yumtastic!
February 25th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
@PorncollectorXXX: You are a total and complete moron. But in other news, I can’t wait to see this movie. I have many friends that are in it!!!