01.24.10
OH GOD, NO.
DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING.
I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED THE SAME SPIKES TIMES A THOUSAND PLUS VIBRATION.
- A whip and an incognito vibe covered in silicone ticklers SPIKES
- 5.5 insertable inches (14 cm) of silicone-covered, vibrating bliss HELL
- Silicone ticklers are soft TERRIBLE against skin and ultra hygienic WILL LEAVE YOU WITH A BURNING SENSATION
I showed this abomination to a friend, who promptly replied, “whoever thought that was a good idea needs to be euthanized.” This was right before we realized that that person was JOANNA ANGEL, who — I’m pretty sure — has a vagina. And a brain. I don’t even understand.
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January 24th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
There’s no way she personally approved and tried that. No way.
January 24th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
That just made my cunt lock itself up tight. Just NO!
January 24th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Hmmm……being a masochist, I’m kinda interested, but it does look umm….shall we say less than pleasurable.
January 24th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
*shudders* thanks but me and my vag wish to stay friends, this creation likely wouldn’t foster any good relations down there…
January 24th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Keep that thing away from me. Yikes.
January 24th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I saw that thing and was amazed it was being produced.
January 24th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
I am a masochist and will usually try anything at least once..but that thing sorta makes me cringe.
January 24th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
I don’t care how much of a sadist J is, I wouldn’t allow anything in me that would scrape off the inner lining of my vaginal walls.
January 24th, 2010 at 2:53 pm
@Alley: Truer words were never spoken.
January 24th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
When I first saw a picture of that thing, it absolutely terrified me. The thought of actually using it traumatized me for life. That abomination should never have been created.
January 26th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
That looks like a torture device. I would not bring that within 100 miles of my wife. Also, introducing small tears in vaginal walls: that can’t be healthy.
January 26th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
That is just wrong, anyone who actually purchases that has some serious thinking to do.
January 26th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Those don’t even look like ticklers. They look like.. cactus spikes
January 27th, 2010 at 12:47 am
I am terrified 0_0
January 27th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
My body imploded upon seeing this toy. My spirit is inhabiting the body of my cat so that this message can be typed. Meow.
February 14th, 2010 at 11:31 am
As I read the comments and laughed (In TOTAL agreement, btw), my husband said, so you don’t want me to try that on you? I replied that if he tried it on me – I was going to try it on him – and there’s only ONE place I’d put that thing on… ahem – IN him!
October 6th, 2010 at 9:51 am
NoNoNoNoNoNONoNONoNoNoNonoNONONONO!!!!
I don’t understand how it could even be used as just a whip when it looks like it’d be so painful to grasp firmly.
NO!
October 7th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
@Polly Vincere: It’s for the really masochistic couples, a toy designed so no top or bottom enjoys using it!
October 13th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Ummm, you’re actually supposed to use that as an insertable vibrator (in addition to using it as a whip)? Scary!
I LOVE your rephrasing of the product description! Your description is much more accurate.