10.27.09

Um, No: Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

[This is the first installment of a new feature called "Um, No," which will feature toys and other tidbits that are "WTF" and "LOL" worthy. Pocket pussies are some of the most hilarious and horrifying offenders, so I thought it only fitting that I begin with one.]

Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing, the first ever conjoined twin fucktoy.

Can I get a whoop whoop for symmetrical pussies and asses? And dog-bone-shaped CyberSkin? And finger holes?

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  • Saraid

    What the hell are the finger holes for? Who’s going to use their pinky fingers in there to rub one out?

  • http://heyepiphora.com Epiphora

    @Saraid: Control, yo.

  • http://aagblog.com aag

    Oh. I thought those were ears. :)

  • http://ofsexandlove.com Adriana

    You win Epiphora.

  • http://heartbreaknympho.com Wilhelmina

    that is just freaking weird.

  • Polly Vincere

    Seriously LAUGH OUT LOUD.
    How did I miss this?!?! hahahahahaha

  • http://www.namelesschaos.com namelesschaos

    O dear God. Those finger holes make it look like a mounting bracket somehow got drunk, fucked a sex toy, and this is their damned, foreskin, abomination of an offspring lol.

  • Selective Sensualist

    Um, seriously? There’s not really too much to say that is not summed up by your title.

  • http://www.carynska.blogspot.com CarynSKA

    The perfect gift for that special man in your life. You know, the one with two dicks.