10.27.09
[This is the first installment of a new feature called "Um, No," which will feature toys and other tidbits that are "WTF" and "LOL" worthy. Pocket pussies are some of the most hilarious and horrifying offenders, so I thought it only fitting that I begin with one.]
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing, the first ever conjoined twin fucktoy.
Can I get a whoop whoop for symmetrical pussies and asses? And dog-bone-shaped CyberSkin? And finger holes?
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October 27th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
What the hell are the finger holes for? Who’s going to use their pinky fingers in there to rub one out?
October 27th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@Saraid: Control, yo.
October 27th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Oh. I thought those were ears.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 am
You win Epiphora.
October 29th, 2009 at 9:57 am
that is just freaking weird.
October 6th, 2010 at 9:37 am
Seriously LAUGH OUT LOUD.
How did I miss this?!?! hahahahahaha
October 10th, 2010 at 9:06 am
O dear God. Those finger holes make it look like a mounting bracket somehow got drunk, fucked a sex toy, and this is their damned, foreskin, abomination of an offspring lol.
October 14th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Um, seriously? There’s not really too much to say that is not summed up by your title.
November 30th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
The perfect gift for that special man in your life. You know, the one with two dicks.