10.27.09

Um, No: Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

[This is the first installment of a new feature called "Um, No," which will feature toys and other tidbits that are "WTF" and "LOL" worthy. Pocket pussies are some of the most hilarious and horrifying offenders, so I thought it only fitting that I begin with one.]

Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing, the first ever conjoined twin fucktoy.

Can I get a whoop whoop for symmetrical pussies and asses? And dog-bone-shaped CyberSkin? And finger holes?

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5 responses so far to Um, No: Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

  1. SaraidNo Gravatar Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    What the hell are the finger holes for? Who’s going to use their pinky fingers in there to rub one out?

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  2. EpiphoraNo Gravatar Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    @Saraid: Control, yo.

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  3. aagNo Gravatar Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Oh. I thought those were ears. :)

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  4. AdrianaNo Gravatar Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 am

    You win Epiphora.

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  5. WilhelminaNo Gravatar Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 9:57 am

    that is just freaking weird.

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