The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is wrong.
It may be packaged in a psuedo new age purple box and endorsed by Dr. Laura Berman. It may be named after a Roman/Greek goddess. It may be made of somewhat hygienic TPR silicone. It may take four AAA batteries and have serious power in comparison to most cock rings. It may even have heart-shaped buttons on the control pack.
But it fucking hurts. It hurts both of us. It pulls on my boyfriend’s pubic hair. It jams into his stomach when I ride him. It grinds into my clit in missionary — hard. And we aren’t even very rough. The fleeting stimulation I can get from this cock ring does not make up for pain.
I’m tired of stupid-looking cock rings. I’m tired of cords. Hell, I’m tired of batteries. I’m sticking with Bo.
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October 5th, 2010 at 9:26 am
I’m sure it’s overpriced too. I have the Berman Center remote controlled bullet egg. It was way overpriced and underperforming.
October 8th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Yikes — no amount of pleasure a toy provides can make up for causing unwanted PAIN. WTH?
October 15th, 2010 at 1:45 am
Ouch, yes, I can definitely see how the rubber exterior would not go well with pubic hair. And the painful grinding made me wince.
Uh…the little hearts on the remote are kinda cute, though, yeah? (LOL, reaching.)
October 15th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Minerva looks too girly for a cock ring. It sounds sufficiently uncomfortable that no one should want it, for any price. Not even free.