In celebration of my graduation and my leap back into reviewing and blogging, I am excited to announce a bumpy giveaway. The wonderful Domina Doll and SexToy.com helped procure a prize for me: a set of two glass dildos made by RubyGlass21! This is called the Pure Package; it includes a straight four-inch dildo for kegels, and a seven-inch curved dildo for G-spot action.
Although I have never tried these dildos (they are actually brand new), my favorite glass dildo looks creepily similar. Bumpy dildos are definitely their own breed, and some people are overwhelmed by the sensation of the bumps — but I think it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
I have been wanting to do a giveaway via Twitter for a while now, and so that is going to be my medium this time. If you somehow don’t have a Twitter account by now… um, you’re weird. Get one. We can be friends.
How to Enter
- Tweet this text: RT @Epiphora: I’m giving away a set of two bumpy glass dildos! Retweet to enter. Rules + picture: http://is.gd/Cldd. (I will only count it if you include “@Epiphora,” and I’d prefer if you keep the link to this entry intact. Otherwise, go wild with the text — then it won’t be a retweet, but that’s fine.)
- You may tweet up to once a day. Each tweet counts as one entry. It’s up to you to decide how much you want to annoy your followers.
- You must be following me on Twitter, so I can DM you if you win.
- I’ll give you an extra entry if you write a post on your blog about this contest. Be sure to send me the link, or reply to this post and let me know.
- The deadline is June 12th, 2009 at 11:59 p.m. PST.
- I will keep a list detailing each entry, and will be picking the winner using the List Randomizer.
Also…
- You must be willing to give me your address.
- RubyGlass21 ships internationally, so you don’t have to live in the U.S. to enter! Hurrah!
If you are thinking to yourself, “this giveaway sounds like something of a ploy for Epiphora to amass more fans,” well, you’re half right. I would like to gain more readers, and more interesting people to interact with on Twitter. But I also really enjoy giving away sex toys. So there?
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May 22nd, 2009 at 8:20 am
I hope it’s okay that I used the image and just copy/pasted your rules. I didn’t hotlink though!
http://purely-sullied.blogspot.com/2009/05/contest-win-two-glass-dildos.html
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:43 am
Tweet tweet! These look neat! I love that its a pair!
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I blogged it for ya:
http://naughtyeliot.blogspot.com/2009/05/is-there-such-thing-as-too-many-sex-toy.html
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:18 am
I don’t have a ton of readers, but I blogged it here: http://www.insatiabledesire.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3002:bumpy-glass-giveaway&catid=14
May 23rd, 2009 at 8:07 am
I blogged it, too.
http://hislittleone.wordpress.com/2009/05/23/giveaway-win-two-bumpy-glass-dildos/
Gawd they are beautiful dildos!!!
Andromeda
May 24th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Posted! http://nyfemmegrrl.livejournal.com/11117.html
May 25th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
ooh… I want these!
there so pretty. And it has my name 
ham wallet fun!!!
May 27th, 2009 at 3:13 am
These are works of art. You could say they were decorative art and never have to deal with your kids discovering/discussing your ‘fake penis’
May 31st, 2009 at 10:38 am
Hey hey – great contest! I’m RTing on Twitter and also here is the post I made on my blog: http://divergentdance.blogspot.com/2009/05/its-walkoff-er-i-mean-contest.html
Thanks a bunch!
June 1st, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Here you go lovely hope your having fun
http://buckingbill.blogspot.com/2009/06/hay-epiphora.html
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I love the contest!
Here’s my blog post :
http://funwithsammi2.blogspot.com/?zx=ce9177a0eb0db00d
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Oooh, they are so lovely- I want!
I’m tweeting and here’s my blog:
http://pop-shot.blogspot.com/2009/06/yes-i-would-like-bumpy-glass-dildo.html
June 4th, 2009 at 5:08 am
Hi,
I also retweeted and added a blogpost on my blog.
http://www.jupaman.com/2009/06/04/giveaway-win-two-bumpy-glass-dildos/
Great contest.
JupaMan
June 6th, 2009 at 11:14 am
I blogged it for ya!
http://angelstieup.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/win-a-set-of-bumpy-glass-dildos/
oh yeah!
June 10th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
My free panties contest has your links which is on my blog.
Thanks for the great idea!!
http://bubblesbbw.thumblogger.com/home/log/2009/24/free-used-panties-contest.html
June 12th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Blogged:
http://toys-for-tarts.blogspot.com/2009/06/twildos.html
June 12th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
This rocks! I RT https://twitter.com/IWFriends/status/2136968686
June 12th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
posted it on my blog
http://vickionline.livejournal.com/1161139.html