TabuToys has taken notice of my ridiculous and unhealthy obsession with my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet, and they presented me with an offer I could not refuse: the chance to give one away to one of my readers!
My love affair with my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet began in January of 2008, and it has been going strong since then. I have tried many a clitoral stimulator, and few come close to this one. Not one masturbation session goes by in which I do not use this bullet.
In case you have not heard of this glorious toy, let me quickly list the reasons it rocks:
- It uses two AAs, and it definitely uses every drop of juice it can get from them.
- The shape of the bullet is perfect for pinpoint clitoral stimulation.
- Five levels of straight vibration, and five very nice vibration patterns.
- Mine is still alive, and I’ve had it for a year and two months!
- It’s lime green and purple, and the battery pack gives you a light show for every function.
- The bullet unplugs from the battery pack, so if you want even more power, you can use a different battery pack.
Have you been wooed? Leave a comment on this entry stating what intrigues you about this toy, and I will enter your name into a hat drawing. You must live in the continental U.S. or Hawaii, be willing to fork over your address, and the toy will be shipped to you straight from TabuToys.
Deadline: Friday, April 10th. Go!
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March 29th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I already have an XTreme Pack, so I just want to chime in and say that this vibe is definitely worth every penny! The winner will be receiving their new spouse fo’ sho’.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:04 am
Alright, I’ll put my name in. Because despite reviewing 2 other bullets recently….I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. I need power that’s not horrendously loud.
March 30th, 2009 at 8:38 am
The thing that most intrigues me about this toy is that it’s the one toy whose bark matches its bite! It looks so flashy with its bright purple and lime green, saying come on, come get me.
You know like those little Mafia guys, short but with so much pizazz you know you’re in for a rough ride when you see him? That’s the Xtreme pack G-spot bullet in my mind – The Mafia boss of the sex toys
March 30th, 2009 at 9:25 am
@Lilly: I must warn you, this bullet is not quiet. I am willing to put up with it, though.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:34 am
I’m curious about plugging it into different battery packs. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a battery pack for every room or for your luggage? I keep an extra cellphone charger in my luggage at all times… why not throw in a battery pack too….. then I’d be ready for whatever travels await me!
March 30th, 2009 at 10:54 am
This toy intrigues me because everyone says it’s really powerful, but it only uses 2AA batteries. I want to see how it compares to my 10X
March 30th, 2009 at 10:58 am
@Sammi2009: I have wondered about that bullet! It takes so many batteries! It may not be as powerful, but the shape of the Xtreme Pack’s bullet is so nice.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I’ve had this in my wishlist since I joined Eden Fantasys. I love how the colors remind me of my childhood watching Nickelodeon for some reason, and obviously all the crazy functions. I’ve always wanted this, it’s so…toy like.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:42 am
I love the colors – that is one sassy bright little vibe! I want it for my sister – she can’t use insertable toys because she has a medical condition that causes an abnormally small vagina. I think this vibe would be bright and fun enough not to intimidate her.
March 31st, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Hmmmmm…why i want an Xtreme Pack Bullet
1. It has “XTREME” in the title. It’s so badass, it needs no “e”
2. A control pack that gives you a light show to rival Disneyland has to do SOME kind of damage, right?”
3. Because Epiphora says I have to have it
4. It kinda looks like my pedometer, so maybe I could get away with it at the gym.
5. Another toy for my kids to get a hold of and laugh “mommy, it’s like my tonka remote”
Kisses
Betty Rocket
March 31st, 2009 at 6:21 pm
i’m intrigued by (and appreciative of) the fact that it’s a toy that makes it’s toy-ness and it’s tech-ness visibly apparent in the design. it’s fun and bright colored without doing that annoying thing of trying to look like something from nature (whether a body part or a cute woodland creature)
April 1st, 2009 at 12:15 am
It matches the colors in my bedroom, and looks interesting enough that maybe I won’t break it. I can’t stand the way vibrators feel in my fingers so I hold them by the string and they usually break rather quickly.
April 1st, 2009 at 3:56 pm
you know what intrigues me about this toy? the amazing color combination! if i win this, i will have to make sure there are many colorful sweets around at playtime!!
April 1st, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Yes, I’m intrigued! The colors alone make me sort of look at it sideways and wonder what it’s up to. I am especially interested in the pattern settings! I have yet to find a vibe with patterns that really do anything for me!
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:02 am
What intrigues me: the color combination makes me take a second look! But mostly it’s the shape; I have bad joints in my hands, so holding straight bullet vibes can be a problem, and this looks plausible for my hands.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I like that it looks like a sex toy made by Old School Nickelodeon. Remember the Nick Phone from the ’90s?
http://images.fixya.com/N/Nickelodeon/118×100/21488890.JPG
Tell me that wasn’t the same designer. If I use this thing, will it suddenly scream out “WATER!” and douse me? Salute my lack-of-shorts?
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:07 am
What intrigues me: The idea of oral sex with a powerful G-spot vibrator in place that might not get in the way of the action and that we can take turns controlling. Looks like fun!
April 4th, 2009 at 10:18 am
I’m intrigued by the bright colors and the pattern settings. It looks like it would just thumb its nose at the word discreet!
April 5th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Awesome! I have really been thinking about this one because everyone raves it about the power. I think it would be awesome to slip into my Bloomy!
April 5th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Two things intrigue me:
The patterns. I looove vibration patterns.
And the fact that yours is still going. I’ve burned through two or three other bullets, and that makes me sad.
I’d love to win one.
April 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Ooo! What a great give away!
Why I’m interested in this toy:
#1 – Because you say it’s so great! Really, an endorsement from someone who’s opinion I respect is the biggest reason I’ll want to try a new toy.
#2 – I have a bullet vibe that I love but I believe its death is imminent. Thus, a replacement will be needed.
#3 – How great is the color scheme?
#4 – It’ll make me come, you say? Why, then, I must have one!
April 6th, 2009 at 11:54 am
I am intrigued because most bullets don’t have enough power for me and this one just might.
April 6th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Okay, my contribution is all about vibration patterns. I’m normally not a vibration girl, which makes my girlfriends gasp and say things like ‘you haven’t had the right one’. I like fingers and tongues. Maybe I’ll get to see if this works.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
OoooOooh I’d love to win one of these. I’ve had my eye on this for so long now. I keep hearing such wonderful things about it, I just haven’t bought one yet because the economy is down & my finances are low. That, and I’m trying to save up for a pure wand
What do I like about it? It’s totally early 90s grade school chic. I had a rad Super Soaker with the exact same color scheme. I like how it doesn’t look extremely sexual too. This is because my friend’s 5 year old found one of my dildos a few months ago (thankfully it was a vibrating corn cob, and not my gigantic hairy Kong the Realistic dong!). I think I could pass the Xtreme pack off as a Buzz Lightyear astro blaster toy or something if she happened to find it & ask what it was.
Oh yeah, and I’ve never owned a bullet before.
April 6th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I like that it resembles a childhood toy; I think it’d be called something like “Girlz ROCK! Sing Like a Star” set. Making it lighthearted and fun helps a vibrator noob like me, I think.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:36 am
@SWS: One of the reviewers over at Eden Fantasys just did a review on Jenna’s rocket booster & she noted that she plugged her Xtreme pack into it & it worked fine! She also mentioned how she can run her Xtreme pack on 3AA batteries instead of just 2 because the rocket booster uses 4AA batteries, how cool is that? The verdict is still out on whether the spike in power might burn up the motor though, but so far she hasn’t had any problems.
April 7th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
As a sex toy reviewer, I know you have some pretty awesome toys at your fingertips. The fact that you continually reach for this one say a LOT! Also, the fact that it’s still your favorite after more than a year says that it doesn’t just make you happy, it KEEPS you happy.
Besides, who doesn’t like a masturbatory light show?
April 9th, 2009 at 8:59 am
I like the idea of five levels of vibration and the five vibration patterns. Also, that it’s still alive. I can’t tell you how many of those damn cheap ones I’ve been through. Thanks for the opportunity to get one of these.
April 9th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I’ve been intrigued by this toy for some time now. I’ve read several great reviews and have been debating about getting one for myself. I LOVE the color, which is almost enough to make me want one!
April 9th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
It sounds like it has some power! LOL! And thats what I need! The shape looks like it could perfectly hit the spot and that sounds fantastic! Awesome giveaway.
April 9th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
I’m on my quest for the perfect clitoral vibrator… needless to say, I have yet to find it. What intrigues me is that fact you speak so highly of this, as if it were a golden chalice that would infuse the drinker with the gift of life… I need that! I’ve searched high and low, over every mountain, river, and ocean.. and under every goddamn rock for something powerful that will not only get me off but leave me breathless and feeling dazed. I’m quite certain that the X-treme Pack G-spot Bullet is the end all and the solution to my problem at hand.
Help me, Epiphora, you’re my only hope!