You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that Ella is mine — the first toy to give me a G-spot orgasm.
Now, I have long since gotten over the fact that sex toys are, inherently, foreign objects I’m introducing to the most sensitive parts of my body. And yet, when I slid the larger end of the Ella inside of me, I felt, for the first time in my sex toy testing life, like a toy actually belonged inside of me. It fit perfectly. It glided in and out of my pussy smoothly, yet still locked in place if I wanted it to. It was thick where it needed to be, and thin where it needed to be. It was soft and slightly flexible, and completely body-safe due to its 100% silicone material (par for the course with Lelo). The thicker end of the Ella was flawless, and I wanted nothing more.
But there was so much more to come. By the time I convinced myself to retire the thick end, I was very, very turned on, which lead me to almost immediately thrust hard with the G-spot end. The flat and wide tip went straight to my G-spot, quickly stirring in me the now-familiar sensation of needing to pee, yet wanting to fuck myself even faster. I sped up. I gripped the thick end, dropped my head back, and fucked myself with the Ella as fast as I could.
I think I could feel it coming, because ejaculation seemed more within reach than usual. My jumbled thoughts drifted to what would happen if I did squirt. It occurred to me that, as I’ve seen in porn, I could potentially squirt quite far in practically any direction, but I could not be bothered with finding a large protective covering for the bed. I was too far gone in the throes of pleasure. The towel under me would have to do.
And right about then, as I was dismissing all thoughts from my mind, a warm sensation washed over my pussy… and I knew. I was about to come. Really come. And I’m not usually loud when I come by myself, but yells of pleasure involuntarily spilled from my lips. I lost all control, and I released. I came, hard and warm, lost in the moment. And best of all, for once, my clit was of no consequence. None. All the orgasmic feelings were concentrated deep in my pussy. I was in awe.
When I regained some semblance of sanity, I looked down and saw only a splattering of come on the inside of my thigh. That’s it? I thought. But then I got up and glanced back at the towel from whence I came, and there it was — a wet spot about nine inches in diameter. And under the towel, a corresponding wet spot on the comforter. And under the comforter, dampness on the sheets.
Being the huge dork that I am, I actually said out loud to myself, “no way.” I picked up the towel; I felt it, I smelled it. I was almost crazy with disbelief and euphoria. I promptly rushed to Twitter and updated in all caps. When my boyfriend came home, I clobbered him with details about the experience. And here I am now, gushing about it again (pun intended!).
I know the story of my first ejaculation is a heart-warming tale, but the point is, the Lelo Ella is an incredible dildo. There is nothing I would change about it, and I can’t say that about many toys. It is gorgeous, perfectly shaped, completely sterilizable, and comes with a sexy black box and satin pouch. It practically oozes luxury, as do all Lelo toys, and it truly works in harmony with my body in a way that no other toy ever has.
Thanks, SexToy!
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December 11th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I’m so excited for you.. I love my Ella, too!
December 11th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
YAY!!!
December 11th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Welcome my dear. Things will never be the same.
December 11th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I AM GETTING THIS.
Awesome review, awesome toy.
December 11th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Awesome review! I remember clearly what my first time was like (being fairly recently, that’s not so hard) and I am uber excited for you!
I already wanted this dildo, now I MUST HAVE IT!
December 11th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
That is awesome. Congratulations! I just bought the Ella, but have yet to really put it to the test. I’m sooo excited for it now!
-LikeSunshineDust
December 12th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Holy Moly Batgrrl! Kapow! What an excellent review. Make sure to pimp this one out for sure. I’m so thrilled for you. And, your writing was so articulate I felt live I was reliving my first time all over again. The wondering and then the sudden explosion! Fantastic
December 12th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I love the Ella. Thanks for describing it in such glorious detail.
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
Your experience with Ella sounds so much like mine. I wonder who Lelo uses to test their prototypes when they’re designing a new product? Man, I would love to be one of their testers.
January 7th, 2009 at 7:51 am
I want to be a woman… no fair!
January 15th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
=O_O=
Now you have me wanting one…
Congrats, Epiphora!
March 12th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I got this one last week and i wished i had your same expierence but i didn’t… i don’t know what i’m doing wrong but i just don’t seem to get myself to orgasm. what should i do?? i’m sad
March 12th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
@lady shi: That sucks! The two main things that help me achieve G-spot orgasms are 1. thrust really, really fast, as fast as I possibly can. 2. let go. If you get the wanting to pee sensation, you’re getting close. If you’re not getting it, you’re not hitting your G-spot.
June 9th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Thank you so much for this review. You swayed me from purchasing Gigi to going for this simple yet beautiful dildo. I am so happy that you converted me. I would’ve paid a hundred-some dollars for Gigi (money that doesn’t come often since I’m in College)…so thank you!
If it weren’t for you, I probably would have never bought Ella.
And as you’ve continued to say, she is amazing!
October 27th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I did actually by the Ella because of this review, heh. Still not squirting yet, but I’m workin’ on it!
February 25th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
I have heard so many great things about Ella. I really should try it. And congrats on the first!
June 10th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Oh man, I so want one of these now.