You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to give me a G-spot orgasm.
Now, I have long since gotten over the fact that sex toys are, inherently, foreign objects I’m introducing to the most sensitive parts of my body. And yet, when I slid the larger end of the Ella inside of me, I felt, for the first time in my sex toy testing life, like a toy actually belonged inside of me. It fit perfectly. It glided in and out of my vagina smoothly, yet still locked in place if I wanted it to. It was thick where it needed to be, and thin where it needed to be. It was soft and slightly flexible, and completely body-safe due to its 100% silicone material (par for the course with LELO). The thicker end of the Ella was flawless, and I wanted nothing more.
But there was so much more to come. By the time I convinced myself to retire the thick end, I was very, very turned on, which lead me to almost immediately thrust hard with the G-spot end. The flat and wide tip went straight to my G-spot, quickly stirring in me the now-familiar sensation of needing to pee, yet wanting to fuck myself even faster. I sped up. I gripped the thick end, dropped my head back, and fucked myself with the Ella as fast as I could.
I think I could feel it coming, because ejaculation seemed more within reach than usual. My jumbled thoughts drifted to what would happen if I did squirt. It occurred to me that, as I’ve seen in porn, I could potentially squirt quite far in practically any direction, but I could not be bothered with finding a large protective covering for the bed. I was too far gone in the throes of pleasure. The towel under me would have to do.
And right about then, as I was dismissing all thoughts from my mind, a warm sensation washed over my vulva… and I knew. I was about to come. Really come. And I’m not usually loud when I come by myself, but yells of pleasure involuntarily spilled from my lips. I lost all control, and I released. I came, hard and warm, lost in the moment. And best of all, for once, my clit was of no consequence. None. All the orgasmic feelings were concentrated deep in my vagina. I was in awe.
When I regained some semblance of sanity, I looked down and saw only a splattering of come on the inside of my thigh. That’s it? I thought. But then I got up and glanced back at the towel from whence I came, and there it was — a wet spot about nine inches in diameter. And under the towel, a corresponding wet spot on the comforter. And under the comforter, dampness on the sheets.
Being the huge dork that I am, I actually said out loud to myself, “no way.” I picked up the towel; I felt it, I smelled it. I was almost crazy with disbelief and euphoria. I promptly rushed to Twitter and updated in all caps. When my boyfriend came home, I clobbered him with details about the experience. And here I am now, gushing about it again (pun intended!).
I know the story of my first ejaculation is a heart-warming tale, but the point is, the LELO Ella is an incredible dildo. There is nothing I would change about it, and I can’t say that about many toys. It is gorgeous, perfectly shaped, completely sterilizable, and comes with a sexy black box and satin pouch. It practically oozes luxury, as do all LELO toys, and it truly works in harmony with my body in a way that no other toy ever has.
Need something a bit cheaper, squishier, and with only the G-spotting end?
The Doc Johnson Thinny Minnie works well.
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