Nov 232016
 

Some people might argue that mashed potatoes and gravy are the best thing about this time of year, but I’d argue that freakishly good sex toy deals win out. You can put both in your orifices, yes, but food is temporary, and high-quality dildos are forever. Also, I don’t recommend gravy as a lubricant. In case your mind was going there. Mine was.

Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

The point is that if you have been waiting for a good price on the sex toy of your dreams, now is when you should bite the bullet. I watch sales and deals all year long, but this is when retailers tend to pull out all the stops. I even have some exclusive codes you won’t find anywhere but here, giving you a free vibratorfree tote bag, free toy cleaner/tiny dildo/toybox (!), free massage candlefree lube, and even limited edition dildos!

Live outside the US? You can get 30% off at Lovehoney (which has bases in the UK, Australia, and US) or 20% off everything at Canadian shop Come As You Are. (Also, Americans take note: the exchange rate is VERY MUCH in your favor. To the tune of a $65 Pure Wand.)

I’ll have deals from SheVibe, TantusCome As You AreLovehoneyFun Factory USEarly to Bed, BabelandGoodVibes, LELO, Pleasure ChestCrystal Delights, NobEssence, We-VibeSliquid, Smitten KittenPeepshow ToysStockroomTwisted Monk, FleshlightHot Octopuss, and Jimmyjane, plus porn-tastic sales, web hosting deals from HostGator, and the usual from Amazon.

I will be continually updating this post as more sales pop up, so use that refresh button!

My favorite deals of the moment (toy name links to my review):

SheVibe

BEST FOR: orders over $125, especially for the LELO Mona 2, Doxy Wand, and more unique lines such as L’AmouroseNobEssence, New York Toy Collective, Fucking Sculptures, Leaf, Aslan Leather, Liberator, etc.

Save up to 20% in SheVibe's sale, plus free shipping and much more!

SheVibe is my favorite online shop. Not only is it run by amazing people who care, their selection is also pretty unparalleled. Now through 11/28, it’s an escalating sale at SheVibe: the more you buy, the more you save! Plus free shipping in the US with orders over $75.

  • 10% off orders over $85 at SheVibe with code KRINGLE10
  • 15% off orders over $100 at SheVibe with code KRINGLE15
  • 20% off orders over $125 at SheVibe with code KRINGLE20

Epiphora readers get free lube and entered to win a $300 SheVIbe gift card!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SheVibe is running a raffle just for my readers for a $300 gift card. Spend over $125 (before discounts!) and use code PIPH300 at check-out to be entered to win. I have a fair amount of readers, but not that many readers — your chances, I think, are quite good! Plus, a free mini lube with code PIPHLUBE. Finally, receive a free toybox with any Fun Factory purchase over $109.99 or more after discounts with code TOYBOX.

Check out my favorites for what you should buy! To get the best discount, it’s best to spend over $125, so now’s the time for you to get a spendy but wonderful toy like the LELO Mona 2, L’Amourose Rosa, Magic Wand Rechargeable, or NobEssence Seduction.

Of course, if you get just a couple of my favorite things, you’ll probably enter the $125+ threshold. Like the Pure Wand + Throe for squirting times, We-Vibe Tango + Dusk for HANDS FREE ORGASMS, or Joque harness + Mustang for epic strap on play! Of all the shops on this page, SheVibe has the best selection of Vixen Creations dildos, Liberator, and New York Toy Collective.

Tantus

BEST FOR: really really cheap silicone butt plugs and dildos, specific Tantus toys.

40% off EVERYTHING at Tantus!

40% off sitewide at Tantus from Thursday through Monday at 1:59 pm PST with code HEYEPIPHORA.1

Get the best prices by shopping in the Grab Bag section, where toys come in mystery colors. The Ripple Small ($16, my review) is a fantastic introduction to anal beads, and the Echo Handle ($22, you guys, $22!) is a superb textured dildo.

Otherwise, Tantus makes many things I love. My favorite anal toys are the Ryder ($24, my review) and Neo and Juice ($25), and some excellent dildos I’d recommend would be the Cush ($50, my review), Echo ($45, my review), Goddess ($41, my review), Duke ($44), Slow Drive ($28), Sport ($26), and Max ($65). The Super Soft C Ring ($6) is also rad.

Come As You Are

BEST FOR: Canadians, eh, or Americans wanting to take advantage of the exchange rate. The BEST deal on the njoy Pure Wand (actually all njoy), LELO Mona 2Magic Wand Rechargeableblowjob dildoVixen dildosWe-Vibe TangoJoque harness, and Mystic Wand.

20% all sex toys at Come As You Are!

Thursday through Monday, get 20% off all sex toys at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are with coupon code AMERICANTHANKSGIVING. (Hah, nice!) My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that many toys are at their best price anywhere. Plus, Canadians automatically get free shipping on orders over $50, and Americans get free shipping on orders over $100.

Due to nutso exchanges rates, Come As You Are actually has the best deal on the njoy Pure Wand ($65, and actually all njoy), LELO Mona 2 ($110), Magic Wand Rechargeable ($83), blowjob dildo ($59), Vixen dildosWe-Vibe Tango ($47), Joque harness ($82),  and Mystic Wand ($43).

Lovehoney

BEST FOR: international purchases of toys I adore, especially the OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle, We-Vibe Touch, Rave, and Tango, Vibratex Mystic Wand, and Vixen Mustang.

30% off Epiphora's picks at Lovehoney!

My favorite worldwide sex toy shop, Lovehoney, is offering a steep 30% off my favorite toys, among their other sales and special offers, now through Saturday, December 3rd. This deal gives you the best price on the OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle, We-Vibe Touch, Rave, and Tango, Vibratex Mystic Wand, and Vixen Mustang. Lovehoney also stocks the best inexpensive kegel balls, the Tracey Cox Supersex Toner Balls.

Those links should take you to the Lovehoney that corresponds to your location. If not, try these:

Fun Factory US

BEST FOR: an impressive and rare discount on Fun Factory Stronic pulsators for US folks, plus a free toybox, toy cleaner, and tiny dildo!

25% off Stronics, plus free toy cleaner, tiny dildo, and toybox at Fun Factory!

Fun Factory toys don’t go on sale much, so this is important news: the innovating thrusting toys Stronic Eins, Drei, and Zwei are 25% off now through Wednesday, November 30th. Best of all? You can get free toy cleaner (which you must add to your cart!) and a free tiny Patchy Paul dildo (yes, like the one I have!) with coupon code FUNEPIPHORA2016. Plus, you’ll automatically get a Karim Rashid Toybox free with any purchase over $109.99. It’s kind of a great haul!

Which Stronic should you get? I mean, the Stronic Eins is one of my favorite sex toys ever; its swift back-and-forth movement strokes my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that lazy masturbation. I also tried the Drei and Zwei.

Want to get something else in addition to/rather than a Stronic? Fun Factory’s Bootie is my all-time favorite silicone anal plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger G5 and Big Boss G5 are impressively powerful vibrators for your money.

Early to Bed

BEST FOR: purchases of less expensive items and rare items from my favorites list, such as the blowjob dildo, L’Amourose Prism V, Magic Wand Originalcute butt plugs, and Vixen Creations single-density dildos, plus a free tote bag!

Save 15% and get a free tote bag when you shop Epiphora's favorites at Early to Bed!

Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they worked with me on a special deal just for my readers again this year. Thursday, November 24th through Cyber Monday, buy at least one product from my favorites page and get 15% off your total order with coupon code EPIPHORA15. Plus, if you spend over $50 (before discount!) you’ll get a free “You Can Find Me In Bed” tote bag! Cyber Monday only, everything else at Early to Bed will be 10% off.

Early to Bed is one of the only stores to stock the epic new blowjob dildo. They are also especially great for non-dual-density dildos from Vixen that I love: Woody, Leo, Randy, and Large Real Bent (Claire). Here, you can also get a good deal on the L’Amourose Prism VHitachi, Cuddle, and Moka.

Although this may not be the steepest discount you can get, Early to Bed is one of the greatest little indie sex shops around. They’re not afraid to call out sexism in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day, so you should support them!

Babeland

15% off everything at Babeland through 11/30 with code CYBERSAVE16

15% off everything at Babeland through 11/30 with code CYBERSAVE16. Visit my favorites page for ideas on what to get. Perhaps the Doxy WandLELO Mona 2Lovelife Cuddle, Picobong Ako, or Vibratex Mystic Wand? When it comes to dildos, you can’t go wrong with the Fun Factory Stronic Eins, Cush, and/or pretty much anything from Vixen Creations. They also have the Babeland-exclusive colors of Mustang and Leo.

All kinds of savings at Babeland for Black Friday!

BEST FOR: 20% off anything, discounts on particular brands (njoyWe-Vibe, and OhMiBod), and a sweet deal on the Womanizer Pro.

Many things are happening at Babeland! Just watch out, these sales end on Sunday, November 27th.

20% off njoy 11/25 through 11/27 with code EPIPHORA.
Stainless steel wonders for your orifices, YES. Everyone needs a Pure Wand (“this dildo will alter your perception of sexual pleasure forever,” I once said, and I perpetually stand by that) and a Pure Plug (“put one in your ass, be astounded, THE END”).

25% off the Womanizer Pro now through 11/27.
This discount makes the unique clitoral suction sensation more within reach.

20% off the highest-priced item in your cart now through 11/27 with code 20SAVE.2
Got your heart set on something specific? Take 20% off with this code. Visit my favorites page for ideas on what to get. Perhaps the Doxy WandLELO Mona 2Lovelife Cuddle, Picobong Ako, or Vibratex Mystic Wand? When it comes to dildos, you can’t go wrong with the Fun Factory Stronic Eins, Cush, and/or pretty much anything from Vixen Creations. They also have the Babeland-exclusive colors of Mustang and Leo.

20% off We-Vibe now through 11/27.
The We-Vibe Tango and We-Vibe Touch are the kings of the small rechargeable vibe market, with deep vibrations that other toys can only dream to achieve, and the Rave is a wonderfully versatile vibe. There’s also the Pleasure Mates Collection, which comes with a Tango and a butt plug sleeve that I fashioned into a hands-free clitoral orgasm device.

25% off OhMiBod now through 11/27.
I’m really into the Lovelife Cuddle, and it’s only $51.75 with this discount! Or get the bluetooth-enabled version for long-distance play.

GoodVibes

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Get up to 20% off at GoodVibes through 12/1! I suggest you get something from my favorites page, like the njoy Pure Wand, anything from Vixen (I love Mustang and Buck), BJ blowjob dildoComet II Wand, NobEssence Romp, njoy Pure PlugVibratex Mystic Wand, and/or Liberator Throe.

20% off sitewide at Good VIbes + free Marilyn vibrator with code EPIPHORA16

BEST FOR: 20% off everything, and you’ll get a free vibrator!

Thursday November 24th through Monday November 28th, Good Vibes is offering 20% off sitewide,3 plus a free Marilyn slimline vibe (which you must add to your cart) with code EPIPHORA16!

I suggest you get something from my favorites page, like the Magic Wand Rechargeablenjoy Pure Wand, anything from Vixen (I love Mustang and Buck), We-Vibe Rave, BJ blowjob dildoComet II Wand, NobEssence Romp, njoy Pure PlugVibratex Mystic WandWe-Vibe Touch, Liberator Throe, and/or Joque. Don’t like my suggestions? They have a bunch o’ gift guides.

LELO

BEST FOR: Mona 2 and international purchases of LELO products.

Up to 50% off at LELO, plus free lube and free shipping!

LELO’s offering deep discounts on many of their toys Thursday, November 24th through Tuesday, November 29th. Everyone gets free shipping, even international orders, and if you spend over $99 you’ll get free LELO lube using code PIPHLELOBF.

I’ve compiled my favorite products of theirs on this page so you can just shop from there, because my opinion is the only one that matters, obviously. Do you have a clitoris? You need the Mona 2 (here’s why, and here’s another reason why). I also love the Luna Beads (review here), Mia 2 (review here), and Siri 2 (review here). Also, if you’ve been wanting the astronomically expensive but rumored to be awesome Hugo prostate vibrator, it’s $164.25.

Pleasure Chest

BEST FOR: smaller orders, plus a free massage candle!

15% off everything at Pleasure Chest, plus a free massage candle with code EPIPHORA!

Ho ho ho! Get 15% off everything4 at Pleasure Chest, plus a free massage candle, with code EPIPHORA from November 24th through November 28th. No order minimum!

Crystal Delights

BEST FOR: gorgeous, limited edition glass dildos.

Epiphora's Exclusive Twist and Star Delight are 20% off at Crystal Delights!

Do you, as I do, salivate at the idea of swanky yet functional glass dildos? Then you should pick up a beautimous Epiphora’s Exclusive Twist or Epiphora’s Exclusive Star Delight with glacier blue aqua Swarovski crystal (a color not currently used in any Crystal Delights toys)! These are two of my all-time favorite dildos.

Get 20% on either or both with code PIPH16, and then pop in the coupon code EPIPHORA to get an additional $9.95 off, ’cause why not?!

This sale runs Thursday, November 24th through Tuesday, November 29th.

NobEssence

BEST FOR: breathtaking wooden sex toys in the wood of your choice.

25% off everything at NobEssence with code EPIPHORA

Um, yes, this is an obscenely good sale: 25% off everything at NobEssence, including gift certificates, November 24th through 30th. I feel like NobEssence sometimes gets lost among the vibrating whirligigs, but their toys are fucking incredible. It cannot be overstated: the Seduction is one of my top 3 G-spot toys, and the Romp is one of my top 3 butt plugs. (Also, I hunger for the Tryst and envy anyone who has one.)

We-Vibe

BEST FOR: a very good deal on the We-Vibe couples’ toy.

Sale on We-Vibe 4 Plus and We-VIbe Sync!

Been wanting something from We-Vibe? From November 25th through 28th, the We-Vibe 4 Plus is only $99.50 and the brand new We-Vibe Sync is 20% off.

Sliquid

BEST FOR: people who just want some lube, damnit, without having to buy other junk!

30% off Sliquid lube with code EPIPHORA

Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Black Friday through Cyber Monday, get a grand total of 30% off all orders at Sliquid and Ride Lube with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 20% off, my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means bottles of my faves H2O and Sassy are just over $8 each!

Smitten Kitten

BEST FOR: good-hearted folks wanting to support one of the most progressive indie sex shops around, especially for purchases of the EroscillatorHole Punch Toys, Vixen Creations, Pure Plugs, Liberator Throe, and Magic Wand Rechargeable.

20% off at Smitten Kitten this Cyber Monday!

I heart Smitten Kitten in unnatural ways. Cyber Monday only, get 20% off everything on their site with code CYBERMONDAY2016! My picks are chronicled here, but let me reiterate: it’s really important that you order their special reusable “This Bag is Full of Sex Toys” bag. Also, the Eroscillator is only $88 with discount?!

Smitten Kitten also carries Hole Punch Toys and other small manufacturers such as Fuze, BS Atelier, Happy Valley, and New York Toy Collective. Feminist to the core, Smitten Kitten’s fierce commitment to accessibility is evidenced by their gender expression section, range of inexpensive toys, and selection of products for all bodies and abilities.

Peepshow Toys

BEST FOR: orders over $150 of my all-time faves, such as the Magic Wand Rechargeable and Womanizer Pro.

Up to 25% off sitewide at Peepshow Toys

There’s a tiered sale going on at one of my newest affiliates, Peepshow Toys, from Thursday, November 24th through Monday, November 28th — up to 25% off your entire purchase!

I’m really into Peepshow’s curated selection; they stock a lot of my favorite things including my two favorite Hitachi attachments, the L’Amourose Prism V, the LELO Ella, Leaf Life, and the NobEssence Seduction and Romp.

Stockroom

BEST FOR: kinky toys, electrostim toys like the Neon Wand, and other bondage gear.

Up to 70% off in Stockroom's black and blue sale!

Starting November 25th, get up to 70% off in Stockroom’s Black and Blue sale! Plus, use the discount code CYBERTHANKS at checkout and receive an additional 15% off your purchase! This site still has the now-discontinued Jopen Key Comet G Wand, and with 15% off it’s only $53.50. The awesome estim Neon Wand is only $83, and various electrodes are also on sale!

Stockroom is also running a Spanksgiving sale on impact toys through November 30th.

Twisted Monk

BEST FOR: wax play and rope!

Buy 3 or more candles and get a free copy of the Toybag Guide to Wax Play!

Twisted Monk, the most trusted name in bondage rope, just released their new Curiosity Candles. I was lucky enough to beta-test them and I fell IN LOVE. Drip them on me forever, plz. Now through November 24th, buy 3 or more candles and get a free copy of the Toybag Guide to Wax Play using code WAXPLAY.

Candles are just the tip of the iceberg at Twisted Monk, though! They also make classic hemp rope, as well as exotic ropes such as bamboo, silk, cotton, SPARKLE, and electro-conductive. Their site is a wonderland of rope kits, accessories, and educational materials. Not interested in candles but want to order something? Get free domestic shipping with code HEYEPIPHORA.

Fleshlight

BEST FOR: snagging the masturbation sleeve of your dreams.

Up to 40% off at Fleshlight!

Get up to 40% off at Fleshlight! With 25% off Fleshlight-branded items (which is most of them), 15% off sitewide, and up to 40% off select combo packs, this is the best place for snagging the sleeve of your dreams. Plus:

  • Spend $100 and get a free holiday gift and free shipping
  • Spend $150 and get a free mystery Fleshlight sleeve, free holiday gift, and free shipping
  • Spend $200 and get a free surprise pleasure pack, free mystery sleeve, free holiday gift, and free shipping

Hot Octopuss

BEST FOR: a huge discount on an innovative penis toy.

60^ off the Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo and Duo!

As the company makes way for a new generation of their toy, you save! Get a whopping 60% off the Pulse II Solo and Duo with coupon code BFHE60 from Friday, November 25th through Monday, November 28th (UK time).

Jimmyjane

BEST FOR: Jimmyjane toys specifically.

50% off sitewide at Jimmyjane

Jimmyjane is having a 50% off sitewide sale, and some of their Form vibrators are only $72.50. I’m okay with the Form 4.

Porn!

BEST FOR: porn mongers!

15% off any membership to Crash Pad Series with code EPIPHORA

Get 15% off any membership to queer porn empire CrashPadSeries.com (the best deal they ever offer!) with code EPIPHORA now through Wednesday, November 30th! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. It will make you wanna masturbate.

Zander Storm Black Friday weekend porn sale

Support your favorite sex workers this holiday season! I’m biased, but my fave sex worker is my girlfriend Zander Storm. They are having a mega sale on their videos all weekend! “Cumming on the Couch” and “Soaking Wet Panty Play” are my picks, but the sounds in “Cum on My Pussy JOI” are spectacular.

P.S. I shot and edited “Good Morning Masturbation,” and I have a soft spot for “Sucking My Girlfriend’s Cock,” what can I say…

HostGator

BEST FOR: budding bloggers needing a kick in the pants to start that blog.

65% off hosting at HostGator!

My awesome sex-positive host, HostGator, is offering 65% off all new hosting packages from Friday, November 25th through Tuesday, November 29th at 11:59pm CST. They’re also offering select domains for just $5.99. Why should you go with them for hosting? I shall tell you.

From Friday, November 25th to Monday, November 29th, there will also be select flash sales featuring 75% off all new hosting packages and $2.99 on select domains.

Amazon

BEST FOR: your non-sex toy purchases, because you love me.

Amazon Black Friday deals week

If you’re shopping for non-sex-toys at Amazon, might I gently cajole you into clearing your browser cookies and using my affiliate link?

Be the coolest sex toy fanatic on the block with your very own lube dispenser (my review), over-the-door sex toy organizer, USB charging station, or plastic storage cart, and masturbate in the lap of luxury this winter with a space heater.

Or, other products I love that you should get (for yourself or as gifts): an Oontz bluetooth speaker, a sturdy-ass Camelbak water bottle, THE BEST EVER WINE OPENER, my favorite game, a Kindle, a sadly very useful cat litter dash button, socks that somehow never stink (?! it’s a MYSTERY), a handy spice rack, and my fave nail polish top coat. If you’re looking for a gift for a hard-to-buy-for dad, might I suggest this boring yet incredibly useful car battery that has managed to saved my ass on several occasions? Also, one time I got my republican grandpa this toilet paper with $100 bills on it and it was a riot.

  1. Excludes lube, Joque harness, Doxy wands, and Magic Wands. []
  2. Excludes Fun Factory toys except the Stronics, Crave toys, LELO Waves, Magic Wands, and already discounted items. []
  3. Excluding Fun Factory toys except for the Stronic line. []
  4. Excluding Fun Factory, L’Amourose, and Crave products []
Nov 232016
 
Sex toys for all giveaway winners

I’m exhausted, y’all. Turns out, awarding over 50 sex toy prizes to over 50 different people is tiring! But I’m also stunned and humbled: over 5,000 individual human beings entered my huge annual giveaway. Thank you, all of you, especially those who left sappy comments on the post. I know I bribed you into saying nice things, but every nice thing still means a lot to me. I wish I could give all of you the sex toys of your dreams, but at least Black Friday is this week, and I vow to faithfully keep you updated on the best sex toy deals in all the land. Here are the winners. All have been notified and confirmed. Until my next . . . read more

Nov 182016
 
Review: Rave

It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the mail. I was already dressed — pants, shirt, shoes. My hair was wet from a shower. I’d already had one orgasm that morning, in bed with my fingers after a hot dream, but it didn’t matter. I didn’t have my glasses on yet, but there was no time for that. Nor was there time to give the vibrator an initial charge. I took the Rave straight out of its packaging, turned it on, and unbuttoned my pants. I pulled up some porn on my laptop, shoved my underwear to the side, and pressed the vibrator against my clit in a blurry-eyed haze. Yes. . . . read more

Nov 062016
 
Sex toy news: a blowjob dildo and biodegradable vibrators (?!)

Let’s start with the most amazing news in recent history: THERE IS FINALLY A NEW BLOWJOB DILDO. Some of you might remember Mr. Man, which has been out of production for ~7 years. This new take is similar: hollow in the middle, with an opening on each end to transfer suction from the head to the wearer’s genitals. Right now it can be found at Early to Bed and She Bop. I’ll also be reviewing it, once I put it through its paces. I’m notoriously Not That Into “couples” toys like the We-Vibe, but even this jaded bitch over here can appreciate the changes they’ve made in the We-Vibe Sync. It now has two points of adjustment to fit a . . . read more

Oct 312016
 
Review: Bi Stronic Fusion

Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful marrying of motion and vibration. A self-thrusting shaft and a vibrating clitoral stimulator all in one sex toy, from the company that brought us the truly innovative and actually life-altering Stronic Eins. I was optimistic, believe me, just like you. But oh my god, the Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion is a deeply disappointing sex toy. Its insertable portion is flawless — that’s the hard truth — but its clitoral portion is absolutely unforgivable. Terrible aim, dismal vibrations. We have here an ingenious thing wrecked by an ill-fated modification, like dill pickle soup made with too much pickle juice, or Facebook now that your racist relatives are allowed to . . . read more

Oct 192016
 
Sex toys for all — win one of more than 50 sex toy prizes!

This month, my blog turns 8 years old. It could’ve been a two-term president in that time. My sex toy collection has grown from a sad box of junk to a walk-in closet of glory; my standards have been raised to preposterous levels. But one thing remains the same: each year, I celebrate my blogiversary with a huge giveaway, to put my favorite sex toys in the hands of people who deserve them. With liberty and #sextoysforall. [All graphics by the incomparable Aerie. Hire them for any and all projects!] 54: that’s the number of sex toy prizes I wrangled for this giveaway. It’s a new record for most toys I’ve ever given away at once. I’m also allowing you to choose your top 3 prizes this time . . . read more

Oct 042016
 
Ask Piph #9

Want to ask me a question? Email me at hey.epiphora [at] gmail [dot] com, or ask here. Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most toys, the toy has to be pulled out at the exact right moment, after which the squirt follows. This is especially true with larger toys, or when it’s more of an accidental squirt during a clitoral orgasm — where I’m using a clitoral vibe and stimulating my G-spot, but not trying to ejaculate. There’s a build up of pressure and it feels like removing the dildo is the only way to release it. However, things are different when I’m on a serious squirt mission. . . . read more

Sep 162016
 
Review: Prism V

There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky analogies, no thought-provoking insight, no riotous backstory. I can’t lure you in with tales of boundless pleasure: dramatically arched backs, fistfuls of sheets, kaleidoscopes of color passing before my eyes. But let me tell you about all the easy, simple orgasms I’ve had with the Prism V. Ones where I didn’t have to think, or try, or struggle… where I could just get off. That, there, is the triumph — small and insignificant as it may sound. The L’Amourose Prism V is not the most unique or interesting sex toy, but “unique” and “interesting” sex toys are so fucking overrated. In the scramble . . . read more

Sep 032016
 
A sex blogger by any other name

I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out of a homemade bong and listening to Dark Side of the Moon. It was the most high school moment of my life — particularly so because, aside from meeting boys off the internet in mall parking garages, I never did anything terribly forbidden in high school. Amidst dramatic readings of Sextrology and attempts at acting out #buttstuff in charades, a woman I’d never met arrived at the party and asked my name. As I often do these days, I hesitated. The same thing happened at the airport coming home from Woodhull, when the restaurant hostess asked for a name to reserve a table. It happened when I . . . read more