The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry, consisting of just a few uninspired shapes, perhaps some made of ominously transparent materials. You’re still on the hunt for the butt plug of your dreams. And you’re in luck, because I have a butt [...]

Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one area that wouldn’t wash off. I emailed NobEssence and got a very prompt reply along with a UPS shipping label. They want to examine the toy and either repair or replace it. While I’m really [...]

The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with NobEssence’s signature Lubrosity coating, it is elegance incarnate. But not just aesthetically; I quickly realized that it also felt elegant while in use. As in, up my cooch. Um. See. The Seduction is incredibly lovely [...]

Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my heart pounding when I open a new toy. When I opened the NobEssence Romp, however, I could feel my throat tightening and my heart beating faster. I quickly removed the toy from its nice box [...]

I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands Treeze Wave wooden vibrator, however, solidified my newly-established conviction that some materials just don’t need to vibrate — and wood is one of them. Don Wands would like you to believe that this vibrator is [...]

On my quest to become a sex toy connoisseur, I am determined to try every phthalate-free material on the market. Next up: wood! Wood is one material I’ve been lusting after for a while now, so I was ecstatic to receive the Linger, a smallish but bulbous dildo and anal probe made by NobEssence. It [...]