There are a lot of vibrators in the world, but few that charge via USB. That’s why I wanted the Xtassie Cocomini. Okay, that and it comes in freaking TURQUOISE. Who can argue with turquoise? Well, it turns out even turquoise and a USB port can’t save a mediocre vibrator.
The Cocomini is packaged in a [...]

My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight Twista. After all, he loves his first Fleshlight, and it doesn’t even have a texture on the inside. I presented the Tera Patrick Fleshlight to him (err, gave it to him for Christmas…) because I [...]

The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I will resist doing so. For now.
Instead I will just say this: the Tiger is a solid silicone dildo. With 7″ of insertable length and a diameter of 1 3/4″, it’s also a pretty substantial dildo. [...]

Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I was inspired by other blogiversary contests held by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr and Wilhemina Wang, which featured a bunch of prizes and thus many winners. I have seven great prizes here to give away to [...]

I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Silicone Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made by a company that impresses me time and time again. The Stroker, I thought, could potentially be the masturbation sleeve to squash all CyberSkin and jelly masturbation sleeves.
But my hope didn’t last long. When [...]

The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I noticed was that the battery compartment was impossible. Worst way to start off a masturbation session: getting agitated at being unable to remove the battery cap. You’re supposed to squeeze both sides of the light [...]