I'm Epiphora, a chick who likes cats, mimosas, web design, coffee, sea foam green, and of course, receiving sex toys and porn in the mail to review on this here blog. Read more...
Sometimes sex toy companies make vibrating underwear. Don’t ask me why I ever agree to review it.
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor Turn Me On Vibrating Panties (is your brain fried from the ugh-factor yet?) and assumed that, via my super magical sex toy sensing abilities, I just knew what size the bullet was. No, there weren’t [...]
The Astrea I vibrating brief is “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts into my skin very efficiently. Being from the Berman Center line, it comes with a tacky purple organza bag and batteries (2 AAAs for the vibrating piece and one 12V for the remote control). [...]
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