May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so I whipped out my Mona 2 and had the quickest orgasm before he returned. Incredibly, the toy died literal seconds after my orgasm wore off. Fate? Summer 2013 Can I just take a moment to tell . . .
July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There was this super young looking chick and I had to check her date of birth to make sure I wasn’t breaking the damn law. It didn’t help that her hair was in pigtails and the . . .
February 3rd, 2011 Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my name in the chatroom, he said, “holy shit, is this the Epiphora?” and I just about died. He said he was a fanboy of me (?!). Holy crap, camming is exhilarating and nerve-wracking. I felt like a . . .
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing Plants vs. Zombies… …to watch a new Burning Angel porno, Doppelganger. The first scene was set in a DILDO FACTORY. I promptly skipped it, though, because solo scenes are boooring. I found myself at Jiz . . .
Genre: Lesbian Director: Anton Slayer Length: 2 hours, 13 minutes Cast: Gina Lynn, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Jada Fire, Tori Black, Eva Angelina, Erika Vution, Lana Croft, Ruby Knox, Megan Monroe, Sammie Rhodes, Priva, Sindee Jennings Special Features: Photo Gallery, Cast Bios, Behind the Scenes, a bunch of ads in various forms. The Behind the . . .