Tantus

Tantus is a truly amazing sex toy manufacturer, best known for its 100% silicone dildos and butt plugs. Their Splash dildo is one of my favorites, as is the Cush O2 and aluminum Alumina Motion. They also have an AMAZING closeout section. Cheap cheap cheap silicone toys!

Ask Piph #4

12.31.12
Ask Piph

Want to ask me a question? Email me at hey.epiphora [at] gmail [dot] com, or ask here. How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them? Generally, every other day. Sometimes I go days and it’s just a mistake because I always come too fast [...]

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2012

12.20.12
Epiphora's best sex toys of 2012

Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me to recount my most loved and most hated sex toys that I tried this year. As in 2011 and 2010, I’ll first list the best/worst toys, then give out faux awards such as “Most Heinous [...]

Review: Splash

11.20.12
Tantus Splash, a well-read dildo

The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a Nickelodeon awards show, it’d be grinning and taking it like a champ. Because life is good for the Splash. It is a dildo that stands out aesthetically, but also succeeds internally. It doesn’t have to worry [...]

This will be your life.

11.10.12
this-will-be-your-life

Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know — you’d kill to own that many sex toys. But I would gently ask that you acquire a sense of scale and absorb what you are seeing here — five dildos, two of them enormous, two [...]

4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

10.29.12
blogiversary-lineup-rafflecopter

Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog. And that’s a tall order considering some of the hella cool giveaways I’ve done in the past. I am humbled by all the amazing comments you left offering improvement ideas. I’ve already implemented one of [...]

4-year blogiversary giveaway — 15 prizes!

10.03.12
Do you know how much time it took to make this.

Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all, you know I’m a fan of throwing epic blogiversary giveaways each October to thank everyone for following my escapades, and this year is no different. Well, except it’s even BETTER than years past, because I [...]

Mini sex toy doodads!

08.27.12
Fleshlight sample, Tantus dildos, Vixen silicone sample, PicoBong die

I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the mini Tantus dildos at Momentum, the lovely Jenna sent me a few in various colors. They are mini Goliaths, and I adore them. I set them up on my shelf all in a row, and threw [...]

Review: Cush O2

07.16.12
Tantus Cush O2

One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I tore through my drawers but I couldn’t find it, which only increased my fervor. As I stalked the halls wailing “there are only so many places it could be!”, I remembered that I had packed [...]