Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I was inspired by other blogiversary contests held by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr and Wilhemina Wang, which featured a bunch of prizes and thus many winners. I have seven great prizes here to give away to [...]

I received nearly 30 entries to my contest to win the Epiphora-approved Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet, making this contest my most successful to date! I attached a number to each entry and used the Random Integer Generator to pick a winner. And that winner is… Machina! She writes: I’ve had my eye on this for [...]

TabuToys has taken notice of my ridiculous and unhealthy obsession with my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet, and they presented me with an offer I could not refuse: the chance to give one away to one of my readers! My love affair with my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet began in January of 2008, and it has [...]

When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and had only penetrated myself with a tiny toy skinnier than two of my fingers. Of course, I was promptly assigned an insertable toy. It was a rabbit, but the shaft really wasn’t very thick. Nonetheless, [...]

I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting shapes and textures that I want to try. Phallix’s Cobalt Twister offers a slight twist — ha, ha — on the swirled shapes I have tried in the past. On this one, the swirls have [...]