I've been a sex toy fiend for over 5 years. Since I can't put "exhaustive sex toy knowledge" on a resume, I put it in a blog. My reviews are snarky, honest, and delightfully void of euphemisms.
Weighty and endlessly shiny, stainless steel was meant to be a sex toy material. The only reputable stainless steel sex toy manufacturer is njoy, makers of the G-spot homing missile the Pure Wand and awesome butt plugs.
[Guys! These plugs are 15% off at SheVibe through May 28th. They're only $47-64. Get one, yo.] I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of course, I would never do such a thing. And sometimes, my hunches about toys are way off. But [...]
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to the njoy Pure Wand. Which I think is totally fair. When your big sibling is the Pure Wand (A.K.A. one of the best things to ever enter my vagina), it’s clearly the overachiever in the [...]
When Sexcuse Moi asked if I wanted to do a special promotion and offer a discount on a certain toy, I knew which one immediately: the Pure Wand. This toy is the best thing that will ever happen to your G-spot. I wish I could give everyone in the world a Pure Wand. Since that [...]
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the Njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions consisting of intense G-spot stimulation and unspeakable pleasure. At nearly $300 on most sites, the solid stainless steel Eleven is one of the most expensive sex toys ever made, and therefore should be the stuff [...]
You have come here wondering if the Njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound and a half of medical-grade stainless steel can indeed change your — and your G-spot’s — life. The answer is yes. Holy fuck, yes. Your G-spot will never be the same. You don’t even [...]
As my first stainless steel butt plug, it’s kinda funny that the Njoy Pfun is meant, well, for the prostate — but I have an unhealthy love for curved butt toys (my favorites are the Romp and the Bootie), so I figured it could work for my quite female ass. And it does work, but [...]
Ten inches of stainless steel. Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the legend. Yes, the folks of Play Passions are letting me give away an effing Njoy Pure Wand. I can think of no dildo more worthy of a crazy contest. So this is going to be crazy, nuts, and [...]
