SheVibe

Looking for an incredible deal? SheVibe is the place for you! Their prices are ridic and they carry a ton of good stuff, including more obscure sex toy brands — such as Vamp, Whipspider Rubberworks, Happy Valley, Fucking Sculptures, and Papaya Toys.

Visit my landing page for all my favorite toys in one place.

(P.S. I’ve met the peeps behind SheVibe in person and they’re all badasses. I mean, THEY TURNED ME INTO A SUPERHERO.)

Review: G-Spoon

Review: G-Spoon

I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake.

The dildo comes, of course, in other sizes manageable to the average vagina, but mine is not the average vagina. I use my vaginal distinction as justification for choosing THE HUGEST OF THE HUGE at all times. Sometimes to my glory, sometimes to my detriment.

The detriment is not, as you might assume, because it is too large to insert. Oh, that’s a breeze — 1.75″ in diameter of solid glass? No big deal. The detriment is that the G-Spoon is too damn heavy. . . . read the rest

Runaway dildo winner!

Runaway dildo winner!

When SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang under a low shelf in their warehouse, we had to team up to give it away. And because any dildo pairs well with a nice vibe, we decided the winner would also get a Leaf vibe of their choice.

The lucky winner of this pairing is Kara! She chose the Leaf Life (oh hey, I like that one too!) and wrote back:

OOOOHHH MY GOD YOU JUST MADE ME DANCE AROUND MY APARTMENT IN JOY! MY DOG ALSO JOINED IN. You are spreading joy and orgasms around the world. . . . read the rest

Giveaway: the runaway dildo

Giveaway: the runaway dildo

Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon versions of the Maverick. I thought they were all gone forever. BUT THEN this email from SheVibe happened:

Dude, you’ll never guess what I found in the warehouse. A GREEN MUSTANG!! It had rolled underneath a low shelf, we don’t even have them on the site anymore. It must be the last living one — wanna do a giveaway?

If I do nothing else in my life, at least I can be the person who gives away rare dildos in a color that may never happen again in our lifetimes. . . . read the rest

5 reasons why SheVibe rocks (and you should shop there)

5 reasons why SheVibe rocks (and you should shop there)

It’s no secret that SheVibe is my favorite online sex shop. Launched in 2006, they are perhaps best known for their gorgeous, ever-changing comic-inspired art — but there’s even more awesomeness beneath the surface. Aside from the obviously good stuff like cheap US shipping, discreet billing, and award nominations, SheVibe goes above and beyond to provide a superior sex toy shopping experience.

Here are five reasons why I love SheVibe that, notably, have nothing to do with the fact that they are sponsoring me at CatalystCon, made me into a superhero, created a landing page of my favorite toys, and like to call me “Piphy Pants.” I also asked them for the inside scoop on their day-to-day operations — and got some juicy stories along the way. . . . read the rest

Review: Magic Banana

Review: Magic Banana

Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lockthighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be good in my vagina”?

Yeah, me either.

And so, I was prepared to hate the Magic Banana, because:

1. Just look at it.
2. It’s called the Magic Banana.
3. Just look at it.
4. It came with a “note on empowerment.”
5. Just look at it.

COMING SOON TO A VAGINA NEAR YOU! TOTAL AND COMPLETE EMPOWERMENT! THE REVOLUTION WOMEN HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!1 THE REVOLUTION WILL BE VAGINIZED! FEMINISM OVER!

Truth from a friend: “I feel like that’s not how empowerment works… people don’t mail it to you.”

Shrink wrapped in a box patterned like a banana leaf, the Magic Banana is simultaneously hokey and woo-woo. . . . read the rest

How I became a dildo-wielding superhero

How I became a dildo-wielding superhero

I have arrived. Really, truly.

The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero.

I didn’t ask them for this. My original idea was simply to create a landing page on their site with all my favorite products listed. It was then that Sandra told me they’d thought of the same idea months ago — and also wanted to create a superhero persona for me.

For a second, I hesitated. Did I want something that looked like me to be out in the world?

Then I realized that was fucking stupid. The opportunity to become a superhero only comes around once in a lifetime, if ever. . . . read the rest

Winner of the Stronic Eins!

Winner of the Stronic Eins!

You’ve all been waiting with baited breath, I’m sure, to find out who won my Stronic Eins giveaway. So I will torture you no further. The winner is Natty!

Only a few entrants took my challenge to make a GIF or Vine of themselves using a household object to imitate the movement of the Stronic Eins, but they all amused me greatly. I mean, look at the resemblance between the Stronic Eins and this GIF from Sexxxay:

Of course, I was hoping for a cat, but if it had to be a canine dog, a pug is a good choice. . . . read the rest

Win a Stronic pulsating thrusting vibrator

Win a Stronic pulsating thrusting vibrator

ALRIGHT PEOPLE. On Wednesday, I gave a sickeningly glowing endorsement to a $200 sex toy, and my reviewer’s guilt is setting in. No matter how epic a sex toy is, I always feel a little uneasy telling people to spend such large chunks of hard-earned money on them.

So I concocted an ingenious plan that both washes away my guilt and makes one of you very happy: give one of the motherfuckers away. SheVibe was happy to agree to my insane demands (and quickly, too, almost as if I was holding a gun to their heads), and so I offer to you, my peeps, a free $200 Stronic Eins thrusting sex toy in the color of your choice. . . . read the rest

Review: Stronic Eins

Review: Stronic Eins

[Wondering what I think of the other toys, Zwei and Drei, in the Stronic line?]

There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a YouTube trailer filled with innuendo and no actual facts, a video of people racing the toys across a table, and a side-eye-inducing claim that 87% of women prefer them over vibrators.

Listen, bub, you’re not gonna usurp vibrators in one fell swoop. You’re just not. But if anyone should be screaming “revolutionary!!!”, you know, for once, Fun Factory has actually earned it. . . . read the rest

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