June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually hate erotica. I generally don’t fantasize. I prefer graphic depictions of genitals going into other genitals. But this particular fiction — a slash pairing which is morally objectionable on more than one level — is [...]

Dear this spammy ad’s target audience: I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea… Have a large cock. Be able to get hard within seconds. Be able to resist orgasm for hours. Move to L.A. Somehow become a super famous pornstar. …then, maybe, she will fuck you.

December 10th, 2009 Having received an orange Jimmyjane Little Chroma in the mail from a Halloween giveaway I didn’t know I entered, I decided to pit the Little Chroma against the Wahl. The Little Chroma was okay, though nothing to ever spend anything close to $125 on. It was easier to hold, but the Wahl was [...]

I expect a lot of Sasha Grey. And I expected a lot from The Birthday Party, since it marks one of Sasha’s first cracks at directing (along with Oren Cohen). Anyone who has watched Sasha Grey in action knows just how dirty she can be, so my expectations for The Birthday Party were similar to [...]

So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck. What could possibly make it hotter? Let’s see… how about casting hot, strong women and having them call the shots? How about interviewing the performers prior to the scene to discuss roughness and trust? Yeah, [...]

I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s not a Christiaaaan!”), makes the film seem very dark. The press release and the back of the DVD call it “an extreme hardcore fetish feature from the most primal reaches of Kimberly Kane’s psyche.” I’m [...]