Since I can't put "extensive sex toy knowledge" on a resume, I'm putting it in a blog. My reviews are snarky, unflinchingly honest, and delightfully void of the term "battery-operated boyfriend."
The Pure Wand is a G-spot wondertoy that will do nothing short of change your life.
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized orgasm. G-spot and clitoral at the same time. Life will never be the same.” I can’t think of a fancy name for it, and dual is just what it is. Annie Sprinkle calls it a [...]
After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning entry: body writing, the fantastic feat of epic proportions done by Merrill and her friend, Rachelle! As per Merill’s entry, Rachelle will be the recipient of the Pure Wand. I’m very excited about this, since Rachelle apparently [...]
A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?, sponsored by the amazing folks at Play Passions. I decided to make the contest a somewhat complicated one, to befit the majesty that is the Njoy Pure Wand. I asked entrants to tell me what they would [...]
It’s that time… time to move into the next phase of my What would you do for a Pure Wand? contest! I received a total of 22 entries, and have chosen my favorite 6 to be executed. These entrants have 2 weeks to finish their entries and send me proof of them. After that, I [...]
Ten inches of stainless steel. Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the legend. Yes, the folks of Play Passions, aside from being some of the sweetest humans to work with, are also exceedingly generous — and they are letting me give away an effing Njoy Pure Wand. I can [...]
