Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan Charles Designs. Duncan Charles is a small (yet wonderfully generous!) operation based in Texas. They make their toys out of “refined Texas clay,” which means the clay “has no impurities or additives that are imported [...]

After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning entry: body writing, the fantastic feat of epic proportions done by Merrill and her friend, Rachelle! As per Merill’s entry, Rachelle will be the recipient of the Pure Wand. I’m very excited about this, since Rachelle apparently [...]

A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?, sponsored by the amazing folks at Play Passions. I decided to make the contest a somewhat complicated one, to befit the majesty that is the Njoy Pure Wand. I asked entrants to tell me what they would [...]

It’s that time… time to move into the next phase of my What would you do for a Pure Wand? contest! I received a total of 22 entries, and have chosen my favorite 6 to be executed. These entrants have 2 weeks to finish their entries and send me proof of them. After that, I [...]

Ten inches of stainless steel. Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the legend. Yes, the folks of Play Passions, aside from being some of the sweetest humans to work with, are also exceedingly generous — and they are letting me give away an effing Njoy Pure Wand. I can [...]

I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the Lelo Bob as though it were male. It is going to be difficult, since… it’s named Bob. But the name Bob makes me think I am shoving Bob Saget, modern-day Bob Dylan, or worst of all, Bob Barker, up my ass (gives a whole new [...]