Intimate Organics Hydra frustrates me because it’s so close to perfect. So close.
And if you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, it will seem completely perfect. It’s water-based, glycerin free, DEA free, and paraben free. It’s vegan. It has a truly perfect consistency: thin enough to feel effortless, thick enough not to drip [...]

Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I was inspired by other blogiversary contests held by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr and Wilhemina Wang, which featured a bunch of prizes and thus many winners. I have seven great prizes here to give away to [...]

My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”, responded with a shrug. But it’s not the Fleshlight’s fault he felt this way; based on past experiences, he was convinced no masturbation sleeve would ever wow him.
But let me put it this way: now [...]

I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the Lemon Drops, a juicer-type glass dildo made by Dream Toys. The theory behind juicer dildos is that turning a handle/crank is easier (and more fun?) than simply twisting a regular dildo. That sure sounds rad, [...]

I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice between the Echo and the Goddess for my first 100% silicone dildo (can you believe that was just last October?). It was a horrible choice to have to make, but now I realize that [...]

Kama Sutra Love Liquid is water-based, but the untrained eye and vagina might think it silicone-based. It is insanely thin. So thin that it can ooze off the side of a toy if not quickly put to use. So thin that, on my clit, it doesn’t feel like lube at all — just like a [...]

Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the Lemon Drops, a stunningly beautiful piece of glass from DreamToys, sent to me from my amigos at PinkCherry.com. To top it all off, the bumps on the Lemon Drops are yellow. Yellow! One of the [...]

I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun Factory Twister, sent to me from the folks at PinkCherry.com, is a 100% silicone vibrator in a glorious shade of light green. I’ve had my eye on it for a long time, due to its [...]