I've been a sex toy fiend for over 5 years. Since I can't put "exhaustive sex toy knowledge" on a resume, I put it in a blog. My reviews are snarky, honest, and delightfully void of euphemisms.
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me to recount my most loved and most hated sex toys that I tried this year. As in 2011 and 2010, I’ll first list the best/worst toys, then give out faux awards such as “Most Heinous [...]
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by Penetralia. That’s good news, since I don’t think this dildo is quite capable of handling the responsibility of being the cause of all things in the universe. It’s an okay dildo, but it’s not that good. [...]
Thank you all for making my Penetralia giveaway a rousing success! I’m so thrilled to be the first one to give away a piece from such an up-and-coming manufacturer. And a beautiful piece, no less! The winner is… Eli! With a choice between Number 66, Number 28, Number 23, and Number 33, Eli chose Number 66. Taking after me, [...]
When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m here to help you out, duh! I recently got my hands on some pieces from brand new wooden sex toy manufacturer Penetralia. After falling in love with their Number 66 dildo, I needed to share my [...]
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the domain of NobEssence for quite some time now. But there’s a new brand on the block, currently carried exclusively at SheVibe, and it’s called Penetralia. Usually new sex toy manufacturers make me yawn, but not this one. [...]
