The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long turd of beautiful blue jelly with a flexible internal spine. According to ’70s couple on the box, I guess you’re supposed to tie the rope around a dude’s dick, then stick the jelly tail up [...]

When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more than I should admit), I was so amused by the old Tantus packaging that I had to take a picture for posterity’s sake. I dunno about you, but I’m really glad they shied away from [...]

The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; those who have trouble with it vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their anatomy. And while Ina certainly is anatomy-dependent (as most rabbits are), a more apt description would be “pain tolerance dependent.” Which sounds scary, but it’s true. I mean, I really [...]

As a graduation present to myself, I ordered two dildos from Tantus’ closeout section: the Twist and the Acute (at amazing prices, by the way). Imagine my surprise when I opened my package from Tantus to discover not two, but three dildos! Acute (blush), Twist, Curve Inside there was a message about the third dildo, [...]