If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased, considering I own over 400 of them and have been testing them and reviewing them for six years, but you know. The point is, I have OPINIONS about things that go on vulvas and[. . . read more]
NobEssence is a wooden sex toy manufacturer. They make two of my all-time favorite toys, the Seduction dildo (jaw-dropping G-spot stimulation) and the Romp butt plug (probs my favorite butt plug), and a host of other breathtakingly beautiful pieces.
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my extreme fervor for this dildo may have gotten lost somewhere, confined to emails and little Twitter freakouts and cruel Tumblr ultimatums. But case in point: I once had a dream[. . . read more]
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous ((I just looked at my Linger review and I wrote almost this exact phrase in it. Wow, I suck.)) little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is like a second edition of the Linger, expanded and deluxe. The[. . . read more]
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Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to figure out WTF that-one-toy-in-Epiphora’s-header is. No longer will you have to sheepishly email/tweet me and awkwardly try to describe the location of the toy you need identified.
I took[. . . read more]
I had such fun with all of you throughout my Woodgasm giveaway! Especially at the bangin’ Twitter parties! Now that the festivities have wound down, I have randomly chosen a winner. That lucky winner is…