Ever since the line of Sex in a Can Fleshlights came out, I’ve wanted to snag one for my boyfriend. I figured, since he loves his original Fleshlight, he’d clearly love a shrunken version. With teeth. And pale skin. And a fang-like texture on the inside.
Yeah, I know. I was asking for it.
The Succu Dry [...]

I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the power of vibrations in a penis-oriented toy, and here it is, right before my eyes:

The Cobra Libre isn’t meant to envelope the entire cock, but rather to focus on stimulating the head. And with DUAL [...]

My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight Twista. After all, he loves his first Fleshlight, and it doesn’t even have a texture on the inside. I presented the Tera Patrick Fleshlight to him (err, gave it to him for Christmas…) because I [...]

I was browsing Undressed Reviews’ Tumblr tonight when I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review.” The inclusion of the word “shameful” tells you pretty much all you need to know, but go ahead and force yourself to read/watch it for a [...]

My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”, responded with a shrug. But it’s not the Fleshlight’s fault he felt this way; based on past experiences, he was convinced no masturbation sleeve would ever wow him.
But let me put it this way: now [...]

I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Silicone Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made by a company that impresses me time and time again. The Stroker, I thought, could potentially be the masturbation sleeve to squash all CyberSkin and jelly masturbation sleeves.
But my hope didn’t last long. When [...]

The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle, a soft and vaguely ribbed entrance, and a vibrating bullet that locks into the handle. My boyfriend admitted that he was drawn to the idea of vibration, but I think both of us were wondering [...]

My boyfriend is very, very attached to his hand. He has perfected his method of masturbation: five minutes or so, a fluid squeezing motion that I have yet to replicate, and coming into a square of toilet paper. I bought him a cheap-o masturbation sleeve a while back, and needless to say, it did not [...]