Posts tagged with how-to

12.17.09

Um, No: “How to Make a Homemade Dildo”

There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying. Things of note: “A broken wrench here… soon to be a dildo of some sort. Good use for recyclin’.” He is running out of flesh-colored paint. Caulking looks like really thick male ejaculate. The wimpy [...]