It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi attachment. I know; I’m a slacker. But I’ve never been best friends with my Hitachi1, and I don’t fawn over internal vibrations. Still, the attachment’s shape reminded me of the Ella, so I broke my own “no [...]

[At long last! Yeah, I'm behind.] October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing Plants vs. Zombies… …to watch a new Burning Angel porno, Doppelganger. The first scene was set in a DILDO FACTORY. I promptly skipped it, though, because solo scenes are [...]

Reading The Big Book of Sex Toys, I learned that it’s hard to read a book about subject I already know like the back of my hand. Also a subject I’m snooty and picky about. Also a subject that I believe no book could ever adequately cover unless I wrote it myself. And even that [...]