I was stirring ramen on the stove as my boyfriend tried on the La Palma for the first time. He figured it out easily and slipped his hand inside. It looked like a sweet biker glove. “Is it too tight?” I asked, already writing this review in my head. “Nope.” I stuck my finger through [...]

I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it. It juts out crazily. It falls over if I try to stand it up. And when I fuck myself with it, the bottom of the base faces the ceiling straight on. My Talula is the [...]

Thank you, everyone who entered That Toy Chick‘s and my Winter hotness giveaway! We’re very excited to be sending two Joque harnesses from Spareparts Hardwear out into the world. I chose the winners randomly based on their harness size, and am pleased to announce that Suzanne and Hkara are the two lucky winners! Clap clap clap! [...]

When That Toy Chick asked if I wanted to help her give away two Joque harnesses from Spareparts Hardwear, I was elated. I just reviewed a Joque of my own, and I’m totally in love. Everyone should own this harness. That Toy Chick agrees. We have two harnesses to give away — one in size [...]

In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing of the usual harness style. There is no other harness like it. Yes, it looks very unassuming; it’s not sparkly, and it won’t make you look like Superwoman. But I’d rather be comfy than look [...]

The Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Harness is composed mostly of nylon straps, so when I touch/look at/wear it, all I can think about is backpacks. It makes me think of middle school, of buying a JanSport to be hip, of adjusting it to hang at just the socially acceptable position, then packing it with school supplies [...]