Dear this spammy ad’s target audience: I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea… Have a large cock. Be able to get hard within seconds. Be able to resist orgasm for hours. Move to L.A. Somehow become a super famous pornstar. …then, maybe, she will fuck you.

If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like: With a .GIF, sparkling background and Comic Sans, of course! Jake Holden commented, cool background! looks like myspace but better LOL can u send me the html codes plz>? I also posted a review of the Cherry-Scented Vibro [...]