It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look up any Twitter directory, though, and you will find circles of people such as pornstars, hate-mongers, cats, evangelicals, and wedding planners. My recent Twitter contest revealed a whole new group of people to me: people afraid of the [...]

On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy, pointy, somewhat pliable. They remind you of body jewelry, Hot Topic, the 90s. But this tactile experience does not prepare you for the sensation of the spines in your pussy. And you feel them all. [...]

My Twitter contest for a set of two bumpy glass dildos has come to a close, and I must say, it was a resounding success. In all, my followers tweeted about the contest (or wrote a blog post about it) 562 times over 22 days, so about 25.5 times per day. You guys definitely kept [...]

In celebration of my graduation and my leap back into reviewing and blogging, I am excited to announce a bumpy giveaway. The wonderful Domina Doll and SexToy.com helped procure a prize for me: a set of two glass dildos made by RubyGlass21! This is called the Pure Package; it includes a straight four-inch dildo for [...]

Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the Lemon Drops, a stunningly beautiful piece of glass from DreamToys, sent to me from my amigos at PinkCherry. To top it all off, the bumps on the Lemon Drops are yellow. Yellow! One of the [...]

I’ve been longing to try a glass butt plug for a while now. Which is not to say I’m a butt plug connoisseur. Not at all. In fact, I only own a few of them. But that does not mean that I have low standards. I know when a butt plug just doesn’t cut it, [...]

I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting shapes and textures that I want to try. Phallix’s Cobalt Twister offers a slight twist — ha, ha — on the swirled shapes I have tried in the past. On this one, the swirls have [...]

Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers of affordable glass dildos—a rarity in the sex toy market. In fact, they make a dildo that is disturbingly similar to my favorite glass dildo… for $60 cheaper. Creepy, I know. The Don Wands Blue [...]